Parentally supervised Beverly Hills sex parties, neoprene peplums on the Parisian runways, pseudoinflammatory standup specials on Netflix, the absence of a Twitter void, suicide glam, the wrong shoes, Balenciaga Simpsons, Bottega pussy, mondo Italiano, Sherry Pie's jailbreak and crime spree across Gotham City, gay tabloids, being misquoted in the press, Angelyne's personality disorder, reptilian diets, Ferrari trunk retail, Tammy Faye and Tony Soprano, and a bullet right through Livia's bouffant on the New Jersey turnpike. MENTION IT ALL!  Today's theme is "Souvenir (Demo)" by Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally 

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3. "Not Really Neoprene (Teaser)"

Azealia Banks bringing the NYC floods, Channing Tatum's makeover, gay style, the summer in bad movies, Erika Jayne's breathtaking descent into hell, the most diabolical Housewives, the Lewinsky scandal, and just a regular old catchup with just us squirrelfriends.  For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally Today's theme: "Leave Out (ft. LEECH and Ian Isiah)" by Anonymous Club

2. "Not Really Implicated (Teaser)"

 Welcome to season 2, it's literally a riot. We discuss the new HBO rock doc Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage and get into all the absurd contradictions that make it a fascinating watch. We also get into bad faith criticism, woke revisionism, where we would have more likely been that same summer, which artists are NOT included, and everything else with special guest Heather Jewett.   Subscribe to Heather's patreon, Bimbo Summit at https://www.patreon.com/heatherjewett/ Watch her IG lives @hurrrjurrr and follow her twitter @bimbosummit 

1. "But Actually Wigstock (Teaser)"

The long-awaited season finale of Not Really.  For more, go to patreon.com/notreally  

100. "Not Really The Season Finale"

Oprah's disembodied netherworld, Elliot with one T, choir boys on cruise ships, gastric bypass surgery, Demi Lovato's struggles, prestige television, the Oscars, etc.! Check out Patrik on two other podcasts this week, Sexy Unique Podcast and Dial #Dan.  Today's theme: "Rowdy Friends" by Choir Boy (Hank Williams Jr. cover) Subscribe at patreon.com/notreally for the full episode! 

98. "But Actually Choir Boys ***TEASER***"

We talk about America's America problem, Great Britain's Great Britain problem, and the whole fucking problem with the stupid fucking world.  Plus: Paul breaks his silence on his replacement best friend Anna Delvey.  Today's theme: "Someone's Calling" by Modern English Sign up at patreon.com/notreally for bonus episodes including our recent ep with Sky Ferreira! 

96. "Not Really Autoplay"

 Sky Ferreira is back to talk about growing up in proximity to the Jacksons, Star Search, MTV's Total Request Live, boy bands, contemporary pop lore, young Hollywood misadventures, presents from Taylor Swift, writing songs for undisclosed pop divas, the Swedish sound factory, and all things Britney Spears. Plus: Lindsay Lohan dressed as Elizabeth Taylor wielding a gun at the Chateau Marmont.   Today's theme: "Anticipating" by Britney Spears   FOR THE FULL EPISODE, SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon at patreon.com/notreally!    

95. "But Actually Baby One More Time (w/ Sky Ferreira) **TRAILER**"

AIDS conspiracies, PrEP+ drama, WeHo bodies, hairlessness, Bobby Trendy, Anna Nicole Smith, prison sex, MTV's The Real World, locker room memories of sex symbol Eric Nies, committing gym fraud, fake i.d.s, Crunch Fitness, Brooklyn Raves, fashion parties, sexual assault, Cuomosexuals, hetero subcultures, ABC's The Bachelor, Brentwood hellos, film reviews, gay nightmares, fashion drama, the works!  Today's theme: "Gray Wave City" by Geneva Jacuzzi Subscribe for bonus episodes at patreon.com/notreally 

94. "Not Really Had To Be There"

We're back and explain where we've been. We get into Mercury retrograde, mourning the loss of Sophie, Valentine's Day, Anna Delvey's prison release, Sherry Pie's Tamron Hall appearance, season 13 of Drag Race and then Paul reviews Sia's directorial debut, Music.  Had to pause there.  Then we talk about Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar, the New York Times's Britney Spears documentary, defending Diane Sawyer and David Letterman, "The Wendy Wiliams Event," and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Today's theme: "Sunscreen (Forever Edit)" by SOPHIE featuring LIZ For more please subscribe to the patreon! Patreon.com/NotReally  

93. "Not Really Music"

Subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/notreally  Seriously! Let Liza Minnelli explain.   

91. & 92. "But Actually Anything" *TEASER*

We talk about all our favorite topics: Profanity Censorship Hypocrisy Bullying Ariel Pink The Trumps Kellyanne Conway Twitter Cable News Crying Witchhunts Drag Queens S&M Hollywood Stars Gay Rumors Serial Killers And so much more, including our overview of the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Warning: episode contains reads. NO tagging or narc-ing please!  Today's Theme: "Phantasthma" by Ariel Pink Coming this week: ASK US ANYTHING Patreon special. Sign up at patreon.com/notreally and dial 347-709-2704 to leave us a voicemail. Toodles bitch. 

90. "Not Really C***suckers"

!!! RATED NC-17 !!! 2021 has been several years in only a matter of hours. We talk about the insurrection at Capitol Hill, bipartisan horseshoe theory, rejecting authority, and online hysteria. Patrik defends Ariel Pink from the angry mob and we talk about being punk, whether forgiveness is still a virtue, if the election was actually rigged, and parse the way the right and left are swapping fundamental principles without anybody really noticing. Then we get into the Kanye and Jeffree rumors, repressed homosexuality, Kim's romantic prospects, Gen-Z's next Ann Coulter, object fetishism, and wrap things up with the 411 on Alexander Wang's litany of abuse allegations in the context of his career... which...honestly...? I guess you have to listen.  Today's Theme: "Human (Human League Cover)" by Lloyd and the 6ths.  For more, go to http://www.patreon.com/notreally  

89. "Not Really Great Again"

Homosexual president Donald Trump issues an executive order on what constitutes fabulous architecture and to no one's surprise, we agree with him. We also talk about Martin Shkreli's sad girlfriend, Sydney Leathers's response, Tom Cruise's COVID meltdown, Erika Jayne's financial crimes, Tom Girardi's mistress, and Logo's dead series The A-List.  Today's Theme: "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Black Marble

88. "Not Really Art Deco"

We get into the HBO Max of it all—Warner Bros. screwing over their creative talent, Jenna Lyons's cautionary tale of a reality series, Veneno (we haven't watched, but we plan to, join us), the Heaven's Gate docuseries—and then move on to explain Barrett Pall, Patrik reviews The Midnight Sky, Paul journeys through time and space, we argue about Dune, Paul BLASTS Madonna, and then he explains what happened to the Not Really T-shirts! We also reveal right at the top "who invented the 1970s"... Tell Little Sally she's getting a vibe check tonoooight.  Today's theme: "Inverness" by Soft Kill  Go to http://www.patreon.com/notreally to hear the full episode!

86. "But Actually Yes Really" *TEASER*

It's our deep pandemic advice episode with your favorite guest, Kalena Yiaueki! Thank you to everyone who called in or sent questions. We get into dating addicts, codependency, open relationships, un-cuffing in quarantine, our own private lives, and so much more.  Today's Theme: "Love in a Vacuum" by 'Til Tuesday  

85. "Not Really Codependent" (with Kalena Yiaueki)

NOT REALLY is a new podcast about how to be fabulous, who to avoid, what not to wear, and why nothing matters, hosted by two of New York City's most subversive cultural crackpots. Hosts Paul and Patrik spent their twenties gaining credibility in the fashion trenches and now their thirties are all about getting even. Join them and their uproarious roster of suspicious New York somebodies, as they weigh in on topics they have no right to discuss. Designers, drag queens, performers, and pop stars will convene to prove that when it comes to life, love, and the pursuit of artistry, there's NOT REALLY a rulebook.

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