Brooke and Katie discuss falling back into our flop eras, triggered by events occurring over the past week. Katie talks about her Tinder date, and the unexpected aftermath of it. We also discuss M*rmons, how much it hits us on cruises that we want boyfriends, and wonder who in our friend group is most likely to get divorced. We stress the importance of knowing a person&apos;s celebrity crush, our hearts fluttering for Simu Liu, and what ASMR we enjoy. For our NTBABBs we talk about being fed up with being told who to cancel, and how we don&apos;t know how to fix our self esteem issues.

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In Our Flop Eras (Again), Dating Nightmares & Cruise Romances

Brooke and Katie (sort of) recount the strange turn of events following Brooke’s birthday, all involving MEN. We also discuss BTS’ newest single, Permission To Dance, and unbox our Butter albums live. We react to Harry Styles’ Love On Tour being confirmed for this year, and express our disgust toward The Bachelorette’s no j*cking off challenge and the fact that men can’t go a day without doing it. For our NTBABBs we talk about people deciding to turn on popular celebrities for the sake of being fickle, and wonder why anyone orders coffee at the end of their meal at a restaurant.

Full Moon Shift, Permission To Dance & Love On Tour

Brooke and Katie anticipate the upcoming release of BTS&apos; permission to dance and react to their Louis Vuitton campaign. We also talk about the hottest it couples of the summer, including Demi Lovato and Noah Cyrus (allegedly), 18-year-old Olivia Rodrigo and her 24-year-old boyfriend, Tom Holland and Zendaya, and Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. We also talk about The Bachelorette, K-drama star Gong Yoo, and Tinder. For our NTBABBs we discuss boys who like hockey being hot, and the fact that we now have confirmation that BTS has seen b**bs.

Tom & Zendaya Are REAL, Harry Hates His Fans & BTS Has Seen B**bs Confirmed

Brooke and Katie react to the life-altering announcement of Diz Knee World&apos;s newest ambassadors, the... questionable... new trailer for "Cinderella" starring Camila Cabello, and no men being attracted to us. We also answer some of your submitted questions for our first Q&A segment pertaining to wedding advice, rom coms, our dream jobs, and urinating on club floors. For Our NTBABBs we talk about not getting people throwing around the phrase "daddy issues" and express our distaste for seafood fast food and chain restaurants.

Our First Q&A, Cinderella Flopping & Why Don't We Have Boyfriends

Brooke and Katie watch live as tweets come pouring in transcribing Britney Spears&apos; heart-wrenching plea to a judge listing the atrocities she&apos;s endured at the hands of her father under her conservatorship. We also discuss the interesting timing of Taylor Swift choosing to rerelease "Red" next, and have to wonder if it has anything to do with her *ALLEGED* ex Dianna Agron&apos;s coming out. We also talk about how much we love Pixar&apos;s latest movie, "Luca," and unpack the ways it alludes to the telling of a young boy&apos;s first innocent, gay love. We rave about Lorde&apos;s "Solar Power" and upcoming tour, and for our NTBABBs rant about photobombing and not knowing how to ride a bike.

Reacting Live To Britney In Court, Luca Said Gay Rights & Taylor Said Lesbian Rights

Brooke and Katie reunite to discuss how much we love Universal Orlando, and Katie&apos;s latest visit which included spotting some VERY famous Diz Knee influencers at the brand new VelociCoaster. We also react to famous k-drama actor, Park Seo-joon being cast in Marvels 2 and celebrate the fact that Brooke will now start caring about Marvel movies because of him. We also discuss our revelation that Namjoon&apos;s ideal type is 200+lb blonde women, how much we enjoyed "In the Heights," and a little Bachelorette talk. For our NTBABBs we wonder what the point is of tiny tattoos and express our disdain for monkeys. 

K-Drama/Marvel Crossover, Stanning Universal & Namjoon Likes Thick Women

Brooke and Katie recount the emotional roller coaster that was the day of Katie and Beth&apos;s birthday party, and how it drastically changed our outlooks on life. We express gratitude for our families and the time we were lucky enough to have with our grandparents (TW death/grieving 1:17-19:38), and admit to how much we are looking forward to having children of our own someday. On a lighter note, we reminisce on our dear, dear friend Barkev giving Katie the surprise of her life by showing up at the party, and the resulting happiness we haven&apos;t felt in a very long time. We of course have to discuss the season premiere of The Bachelorette, and for our NTBABBs we talk about how awkward it would be to win a contest to meet a celebrity, or even meet our favorite celebrity by chance.

Saturday Night Was A MOVIE, A New Lease On Life, & The Bachelorette

Brooke and Katie kick off Pride Month by discussing Dianna Agron&apos;s apparent coming out on Instagram, and what this means for those of us who believe that she and Taylor Swift were once romantically involved. We also celebrate BTS&apos; "Butter" going #1, gripe about Republican cousins, and look forward to Katie&apos;s upcoming birthday party. For our NTBABBs we talk about Diz Knee&apos;s overwhelming generosity gifting their employees with new name tags, and seeing people who have done us wrong continue to succeed in life. We also debate who we would most want to see become the next Diz Knee ambassador.

Swiftgron (Kind Of) Confirmed, Butter Going #1 & Happy Pride!

Brooke and Katie have been waiting for this one... Turn it up! That&apos;s right, the BTS meal finally dropped at McDonald&apos;s today and we review the new dipping sauces live. Katie defends her stance as a James Corden apologist, and we talk about how Katie thought Brooke was dead after she slept 11 hours through the release of Butter. We also take a walk down memory lane and reminisce on McDonaldland characters and memorabilia, Chuck E Cheese, and bowling alley birthday parties. We also discuss Brooke&apos;s trip to California, Olivia Rodrigo&apos;s "Sour", High School Musical The Musical The Series, and Katie opens her birthday presents from Brooke. For our NTBABBs we talk about being suspicious of Helen Keller, how we should stop hating on pesticides, and debate which member of BTS we would most want to feed us butter.

BTS x McDondald's, Butter & Olivia Rodrigo's Serve

Brooke and Katie are back with another McDonald&apos;s mukbang to discuss the excellence that is Aidy Bryant and the final season of Shrill, people who fall for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez being back together as if it isn&apos;t PR, and how universally beloved Lily James is still underrated. For our NTBABBs we talk about rich skinny people who STILL dress terribly even when on vacation in beautiful places and how much we despise L*nkedIn.

Stream Shrill, Bennifer Isn't Real & F*** L*nkedIn

Brooke and Katie discuss our latest Squishmallow finds and one of us recounts our first night out on the town since the pandemic started, which was almost thwarted by a bad reaction to a sweet treat with a little extra something thrown in. We also discuss the Diz Knee College Program returning in a month, and all of the... interesting changes being made in the selection process. We take a walk down memory lane and reminisce over our own experiences doing the program, and how ultimately they changed our lives for the better. We talk about people with cushy jobs overreacting to Kacey Musgraves being an essential worker for a day, the excellence of M*chael K*y&apos;s opening day vlogs, and read some of our favorite tweets from a notorious vlogger&apos;s account. For our NTBABBs we discuss eyelash extensions, people who tell girls that they look like their dads, and debate whether Beetlejuice is good at eating girls out.

The Dee Cee Pee Is Back, Leave Kacey Alone & S-Sour Candy

Brooke and Katie are a little late with this week&apos;s episode but better that than never, right? We react to the breaking news of Josh Duggar&apos;s arrest with no bail, realize that IBS warriors are all hot, and wait with anticipation for the release of BTS&apos; upcoming single, Butter. We also talk about Justin Bieber&apos;s dreadlocks, the Oscars flopping, and our small selection of movies that never get old for us. We also discuss 90s/early 2000s country and Chr*stian music slapping, and how humiliating it is to show people your crush.

Hot Girls Have IBS, A Duggar Under Arrest & BTS' Butter

Brooke and Katie have their first ever mukbang eating McDonald&apos;s in celebration of BTS&apos; upcoming collaboration. We also discuss Katie starting the trend of admitting body positive King Jack Black is attractive, still not knowing who Joe Rogan is, and Demi Lovato trying to cancel a yogurt shop over sugar free cookies. We also discuss Hilary Duff starring in an upcoming spinoff of How I Met Your Mother, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker being the best couple, and Katie canceling her Hinge date. For our NTBABBs we express our disdain for the term "big girl job" and wonder why comedic movies are always snubbed at the Oscars. We wrap up by debating if we would rather have a significant other who burps or farts all the time.

McDonald's Mukbang, Jack Black Is Hot & Demi Lovato vs Sugar Free Cookies

Something&apos;s shifted this week, and Brooke and Katie have plenty of reasons why! We talk about our anxiety-inducing encounters with very hot men, and how difficult it is to talk to them. We also discuss the ParksCon 2021 scandal, and who our dream lineups would be for such an event. We also talk about former Bachelor and confirmed stalker and abuser Colton Underwood coming out as gay, his rumored new reality show, and our struggle to discern how this is all possible given his past. We also give our reviews of Taylor Swift&apos;s rerecording of Fearless, and take a walk down memory lane to when the original came out. For our NTBABBs we go off about motorcycles and people who say, "What&apos;s the worst that could happen?" 

ParksScam 2021, Fearless The Re-Up & Our First(?) Gay Bachelor

Brooke and Katie discuss the insanity and competitiveness of the Squishmallow fandom and the arduous task of buying new ones. We also discuss Brooke&apos;s viral tweet about her new spice rack and Demi Lovato&apos;s new docuseries chronicling the events surrounding her 2018 overdose. We also talk about our Myers Briggs personality types, and research BTS&apos;. We also chat about teenagers being able to have sex on camera but not allowed to buy alcohol, and how if you can&apos;t deal with alligators you shouldn&apos;t move to Florida.

Going Viral, Squishmallow Drama & Dancing With the Devil

"Not to be a bitch, but I am who I am." The first time Brooke said these words, she realized she could say anything she wanted without being judged as harshly. Listen to Brooke, Katie, Aaron, and their friends tell it like it is and give unpopular opinions about all aspects of life from boys, to reality TV, to working at The Most Magical Place On Earth.

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