The ladies discuss transgenders in the military, Candice has thoughts about "Girl's Trip", Kory invents his own meanings for words, Brenda doesn't use words for long periods of time and old people won't have air conditioning when Candice becomes president. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

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Ep146 - Tranny Fightings

The ladies discuss autism/albinism, are black people mad at GoT? Does Kory have a lisp? Is Brenda retarded? Does Candice need your opinion on her stand-up on the first date? So much more in this informative episode... patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

Ep145 - Adapting To Living & Work Environments Is Hard

The ladies discuss Rob Kardashian's sock business, dates who hold hands too long, R. Kelly sex cult/guys who date children, ego death and pandas who lie about being pregnant. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

Ep144 - Lying Ass Pandas

The ladies discuss wave pool diseases, Brenda's mom's below-ground above-ground pool, Tetris relaxes your colon, Candice kills a black widow, hogs will kill you before gorillas. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

Ep143 - Wave Pools, Not Even Once

The ladies discuss going skydiving, the origins of Hitler's mustache, Bigfoot might be a retarded giant and a comprehensive breakdown of disease by race patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

Ep142 - Maybe That's Why They So Good At Healing Stuff With Their Minds

The ladies discuss Brenda's most paranoid moment involving ghetto birds, fake nipples, Halle Berry has a blue dog bed and Catwoman was trash patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

Ep141 - The Lights/Divine Wig Providence

Brenda has a knack for sound effects, Candice was almost named Edelweiss, Brenda doesn't have a middle name, Tiger Woods looks awful

Ep140 - Self-Realization & Dick-pics Are Never A Good Surprise

Brenda goes to Koreatown, psychics with tiny hands, Candice is a good friend, Harambe: one year after his sacrifice, poinsettias are dumb patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

Ep139 - Koreans Are Real, Actual People

The ladies discuss the definition of "smart", the fast is working for Candice, and some lies don't hurt people. And the seal. The Seal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaGMkgbNiBM Mike Denison (Bea Arthur art): @mikd33 - Twitter patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter target="_blank">facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

Ep138 - Brenda Was Talking About Transvestites, Not Transgender People As A Whole

The ladies discuss the tattoos they chose for each other, reincarnation and which Peanuts character was gay. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

Ep137 - That Ashram Life

Heated furniture talk, the etymology of "thot", a new sound effect steals the show and takes podcasting to heights never reached before... WEBSITE: patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

Ep136 - Thots/Thoughts

The ladies discuss the Mafia, ego, Aaron Hernandez and Candice does a great Howard Dean scream

Ep135 - Don't Worry About It

Because we never resolved that during the show. Also the ladies discuss lighting farts, a bootleg Donut Time, giraffe babies and the new guy has white stuff on his face. FEATURED LINKS WEBSITE: http://patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

Ep134 - The "Aim" Toothpaste Brand Was Invented in 1975

The ladies discuss women who stay married to gay men, whether sex with socks on is a turn-off, fatback, government cheese, and spiders Hey! Go to BouquetInABox.com and get 15% off when you use promo code "offarious"! Mother's Day! Free Shipping! Locally Grown! Thanks for your support Featured Links WEBSITE: patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music

Ep133 - Liza's Great, Sex With Socks On? Fatback

The ladies discuss Candice's birthday party, Brenda's divorce and pancakes take another life. WEBSITE: www.patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music

Ep132 - Birthdays, Divorce & Pancakes

It’s offensive and hilarious hosted by Brenda Colonna and Candice Thompson.

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