Forfeits are delivered, relegation is contemplated and Dave ends up in a compromising position. #davessecretary

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Dave's secretary

The 13th episode of Offside traps is an unlucky one - forfeits mysteriously vanish, cohosts are AWOL and past pods come back to haunt us.

Not beyond reasonable doubt

Dave's not been doing his homework but luckily the Offside Traps Twitter has provided some suggestions for forfeits.

Wrap up Pulis

This week we catch up with Dave after his holiday dabbling in Serie A, commiserate with Meps as Man Utd's season stutters and celebrate with Dan F as Fulham record back to back wins... but where the hell is Dan M?

Fair play nominee

Bake off, Piers Morgan and an international correspondent. It's a strange Offside Traps this week. At least they aren't talking about James Bond again.

Pray 4 Ph1l

A new season starts and the guys are only 5 weeks late. Find out what they've been up to this summer, and what Dave is hoping to achieve this season.

From Amkar Perm with love

It's the summer break, but that doesn't mean there isn't some football to chat about. The guys take a trip to see the new film Diego Maradona, and discuss the Woman's World Cup (and then take a week to edit the episode and get it online after the final has been played. Go USA!)

Bonus episode: Pick a team

It's the first ever Offside Traps field trip as the guys take Dave to South London for a Bank Holiday non-league fixture as Dulwich Hamlet take on Woking FC. Plus Dave turns in his attempts to name the new Tottenham stadium, and a new bass heavy version of the MOTD theme.

Bobby Buckle

The team have been away on international break, Dave delivers the history of the Palace Brighton rivalry, Fulham are down, Solskjær is in, and Arsenal are 3rd (at least when we started recording).

Shattergate

It's been a weekend of derbies, managerial changes and title race drama in the EPL, but more importantly Dave has learnt the opening bars of the Champions League theme on bass...

Amkar or bust

It's episode 4 of Offside Traps and european football is back, but what does that even mean? The guys give us updates on their teams and Dave finally picks his favourite Crystal Palace and Burnley players.

Seaman on Bielsa

Episode 3 of Offside Traps. Dave experiences his first ever deadline day and finally picks his favourite rule, and everyone learns more about the Notts County chairman than they wanted to.

Hardy's blunder

The guys are back for the second episode of Offside Traps. It's the 4th round of the cup, but Dave needs to get to grips with just what the FA cup is...

Identity fraud

The first ever Offside Traps podcast, meet the guys as they discuss the transfer window (season), alternative twitter handles and Queen's back catalogue.

Offside Chaps

Football (ish) podcast. Three football fans, and one guy in the middle of listening to the entire Queen back catalogue.

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