There's been a big shake-up down at the VDVQ corporate headquarters, causing a lot of confusion in the studio.  As a result, we have a bonus topic or two in store for YOU, the lucky listener.  So grab your best pig and give it a poke, because we're playing the wire game.  Listen!

Oniichan Productions Presents: Very Dark Very Quick

Very Dark Very Quick - Cons

Aaron and Mike are on the road this week, travelling to Alaska for the first VDVQ live show!  But first, we recorded a show about cults from the road.  We get freaky-o with Aum Shunrikyo, mad with Manson, and we add a little flourish to David Koresh.  Tune in, and join the cult of VDVQ!

Very Dark Very Quick LIVE! - Cults

This week Aaron and Mike are talking about sex.  What is Vore?  How will docking save the world?  Listen to find out.  Also weighing in on the subject this week is Volk, Lady Giltter Sparkles, and Crazy Vicky, and Josh has a very special interview with some sex workers!  Tune in now!

Very Dark Very Quick - Sex

Every once in a while VDVQ takes a look at a True Urban Legend told in hushed voices around this creepy globe. This time it's the Turnertown Beauty. This story is heart wrenching and sad, and a little creepy. VDVQ tells you the tale along with eyewitness accounts for a full True Urban Legend experience.

True Urban Legends - The Hounds of Little Mountain

This week Mike and Aaron are discussing serial killers.  Listen in horror as they recount some of the nastiest crimes in recorded history.  Also this week, Crazy Vicky remembers some interesting things about her mother, Volk talks Jonestown, and we have a very special guest coming to us from the Robert Wagner institute for the criminally insane.  Tune In!

Very Dark Very Quick - Serial Killers

Mike and Aaron get together this week to talk about YOU!  Yep, we know you're weird, because we are too.  Join us as we talk about other weirdos such as carnies, cannibbals, and Juggalos!  Sit down with your bearded lady and get ready for a great time!

Very Dark Very Quick - The Weirdos

Very Dark Very Quick - True Urban Legends - The Turnertown Beauty

This episode was assembled by Reginald Pennypincher of Oniichan International from the clips not used or audio retrieved from the dumpster behind the studio. The boys are on a retreat and this was a cost saving measure. Please enjoy, if you can.

Very Dark Very Quick - The Stuff Episode

Mike and Aaron talk about aliens and their impact on their lives and devle deep into the psych.....oh wait...this is VDVQ...They just say stuff about aliens and then there's funny stuff! Enjoy!

Very Dark Very Quick - Aliens

Every once in a while VDVQ takes a look at a True Urban Legend told in hushed voices around this creepy globe. This time it's the Legend of the Trashman. This story is heart wrenching and sad, and a little creepy. VDVQ tells you the tale along with eyewitness accounts for a full True Urban Legend experience.

Very Dark Very Quick - True Urban Legends - The Trashman

Mike, Aaron discuss the crazy religion that is Scientology. Crazy Vicky gives us a glimpse in to what true crazy is. Lady Glitter Sparkles tells us about how she met a scientologist and much, much more! Stay away from Sea Org and listen to VDVQ instead.

Very Dark Very Quick - Scientology

The VDVQ crew discusses the coming merge of man and machine...The SINGULARITY! Mike and Aaron kick around everything from Sex Bots to Elon Musk and discuss the coming apocalypse. There are intewrviews of the person on the street from Josh, a view from Volk (who might need medication, Crazy Vicky, Lady Glitersparkles, and much more!

Very Dark Very Quick - The Singularity

Mike and Aaron discuss the idea of Satan, Volk argues with himself, Crazy Vicky tells a story about her time near the dark lord, and the usual weirdness.

Very Dark Very Quick - Satan

Mike and Aaron discuss various conspiracy theories. They are joined once again by Lady Glittersparkles, Scary Vicky, Volk, Josh, and more! Find out what people think about JFK, 9/11, and that friggin Alex Jones.

Very Dark Very Quick - Conspiracy Theories

Mike, Aaron, and friends discuss professional wrestling. There's a new sponsor for the show, and interviews by Josh.

Very Dark Very Quick - Wrestling

Mike, Aaron, and their strange friends discuss new topics each week. Packed full of talk, interviews, and skits about the dirty underbelly of society.

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Oniichan Productions Presents: Very Dark Very Quick

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