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Out of Paper 000 - Extending Our Hiatus

Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.   Start rubbin' those rabbit's feet, paper people. Dan and Rob are dusting off their lucky pair of underwear (only one pair, don't judge), because we're going mach five to Casino Night at our favorite Scranton office park for the Season Two finale. Are you a telekinetic roulette expert, or a winner of the $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas? No? Then who, you might ask? Perhaps it's the Afghanistananies. Only time will tell. Leave all your preconceived notions about this podcast at the door because we're gonna fleece it out.   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 028 - Casino Night

All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution: Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that will make him uncomfortable. This week, Dan and Rob get sick of all the negativity festering around this podcast and they get it out in the open where they can deal with it! Join them this week as they discuss Conflict Resolution, the twenty-first episode of the second season of The Office. Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 027 - Conflict Resolution

I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.   Make sure you're hydrated, paper people, because today we administer (season 2 epiosde 21 of The Office) Drug Testing. It has to be official, and it has to be urine. Rob and Dan smoke a doobie before this episode, as one does with their brothers and even discuss drug tests from their past. This episode is really a lot like urine, it just kind of goes everywhere. You can't control it.   Jenna Fischer Dundie Tribute   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 026 - Drug Testing

I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.   Happy Birthday Paper people! Join Dan and Rob this week as they discuss Michael's Birthday, the nineteenth episode of the second season. This week, they learn how to tactfully get an unsolicited birthday well wishing, what the best flavor combo is for an eight foot party sub, and celebrate the storied career of musician William Joel! Rainn Wilson Charity Auction LIDÈ Haiti Charity Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 025 - Michael's Birthday

And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. 'The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs---' are you listening, Sasha? Right? 'And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!'   Whatcha lookin' for, paper people? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you. The only people gonna help you is Dan and Rob...somehow... Today they're discussing episode eighteen of season two of The Office, Take Your Daughter To Work Day. The episode intro that apparently took them 88 tries and five years to nail down is not to be missed. Oh, and Eddie Murphy helps us close out the show. This one's a must listen!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 024 - Take Your Daughter To Work Day

When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.  Blood alone moves the wheels of this podcast! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of streaming, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for this episode? At least a couple months! This week join Dan and Rob as they go over spelling bees, brush up on their dictators, and discuss the seventeenth episode of the second season of The Office: Dwight's Speech! Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 023 - Dwight's Speech

Life moves a little slower in Scranton, PA...This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmarks of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our basis on.   Love is in the air, paper people. Follow cupid's arrow through the hearts of Dan and Rob and into the tunnel of love that is season two episode sixteen of The Offi...oh wait, there's a man pooping in a cardboard box down there. Join Michael on a tour of the big apple, or join Meredith on an afternoon drinking binge. Either way you're going to have a great time!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 022 - Valentine's Day

Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?   Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to discuss Boys and Girls, the 15th episode of season 2 of The Office! Join Dan and Rob as they discuss their changing bodies, wreak havoc on the plumbing, and learn about sports analogies.   If there is even a whiff of reviewing for this podcast and you send us a screenshot, we can guarantee you we'll send you out stickers, like that!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 021 - Boys and Girls

Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.    Pee-ew paper people. What is that smell? Somebody making soup? Join Dan and Rob as they unravel the mystery of the olfactory nightmare left on the floor of Michael's office in season 2 episode 14 of The Office, The Carpet. Don't hate me. OK.   Could you be the 107th caller? Leave us a review and send us a screenshot with your address for free stickers!   Social Media Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 020 - The Carpet

"As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I have been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me. So I tailed her for six straight nights. Turns out she was, with a couple of guys actually so... mystery solved." This week, Dan and Rob spread out a blanket, have a little picnic, order some 'za and talk about you know who! Join them as they discuss "The Secret," the thirteenth episode of the second season of The Office and meet director Dennie Gordon and actor Tom Chick.  Dwight illustration by Rob's sister Laurel Social Media Links Twitter Facebook Email

Out of Paper 019 - The Secret

"Look, I feel fine. As a volunteer sheriff's deputy I have been trained to notice all the signs of a concussion. One of them is slurred speech, ok? Number three, shortness of breath. There are four things you have to remember. One: I am faster than 80% of all snakes. Also."   Chng chng chng chng. What am I doing? That's right, Vietnam sounds. Is someone making popcorn for season 2 episode 12 of The Office? Maybe chicken soup? I've got Country Crock. Being Dan and Rob some of our duties are to. What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB DAN ROB   Send a screenshot of your review of Out of Paper with your address to outofpaperpod@gmail.com and receive free stickers! Bumper stickers available only for a limited time!

Out of Paper 018 - The Injury

"I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four. And I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats." Strap on your life preservers and pack up your ski masks, toothbrushes, swim suits, and rubber-soled shoes, because this week Dan and Rob are taking you on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack as they discuss and review Booze Cruise, the eleventh episode of the second season! Leave Out of Paper a review on Apple Podcasts and receive a free sticker. Send us a screenshot of your review with your address to outofpaperpod@gmail.com and we'll send you a sticker post haste!

Out of Paper 017 - Booze Cruise

"Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party's so lame."   Dan and Rob are throwing a Christmas party in June. Put on your Santa hats (unless you have elvish features) and listen to those sleigh bells jingling as they discuss Jim's shrine of Pam he has buried in his closet, the potential joys of being a foot bather, and those up-and-coming jazz giants in diapers.    Leave Out of Paper a review on Apple Podcasts and receive a free sticker. Send us a screenshot of your review with your address to outofpaperpod@gmail.com and we'll send you a sticker post haste!

Out of Paper 016 - The Christmas Party

"There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory." This week, join Dan and Rob as they dive deep into the digital and improv world of Email Surveillance, the ninth episode of the second season of The Office. Find out how often college professors attend parties, the benefits of spying on your workers, and explore the career of the illustrious doctor-turned-actor guest star of the episode, Ken Jeong! Social Media Links Facebook Twitter

Out of Paper 015 - Email Surveillance

An in-depth retrospective of NBC's The Office by two close friends who know exactly what they're doing, but in a much more real sense, have no idea what they are doing

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