What better way to end a season than a trip through the wild, wonderful and gravely upsetting world of heteronormative relationship blogs? Rekha and Lexi take a ‘how well do you know each other?’ test designed for prospective spouses and answer the burning question -- husband or puppy?   Lexi’s Plugs: The Stew https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1019772-spiced-chickpea-stew-with-coconut-and-turmeric Everyone Is Horny For Soup https://www.manrepeller.com/2020/01/everyone-loves-soup.html Rekha: You on Netflix

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#11: How Well Do We Know Us? / The Straights Are Not Ok

Happy Halloween! We’re back with a few spooOOooky(ish) quizzes, fun facts about weird ‘80s candy, a lot of tangents, and pent-up rage about Game of Thrones. TESTS: The Most Scary Test in the World: https://plbz.it/36mRuCF What Halloween Costume Should You Wear: http://bit.ly/2NrEhjq Take This Personality Test Adn We’ll Tell You What Your Halloween Costume Should Be: https://bzfd.it/333OXvb PLUGS: Killing Eve (Hulu, BBC, if someone knows where to find Season 2 please tweet at us) Rage-Inducing Game of Thrones Thread: bit.ly/DnDThread CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan

#10: The Halloween Episode: Horny Dumb Babies

Birthed from the abyss of Tumblr, the Color Oracle test may have unknown origins, but its motive is clear: to absolutely decimate Lexi & Rekha’s will to live. TEST: http://bit.ly/2zp70P2 Color Magic: @IAmSarahPotter on Instagram PLUGS: Fleabag (Amazon Prime) Fleabag The One Woman Show (National Theatre Live) Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan

#9: Color Oracle: Magic Is Real And It Doesn’t Like Us

Lexi and Rekha are hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray by the man who holds the hearts of America’s aunts, and learn more about a test that, it turns out, they unintentionally took several episodes ago. TESTS: Dr. Phil: http://bit.ly/2LYMkVh Big 5: http://bit.ly/2Mv3Y1J PLUGS: “Less” by Andrew Sean Greer Bon Appétit on YouTube: http://bit.ly/33i1JWo CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan

#8: The Dr. Phil Test / Big 5 Test: Not Licensed To Practice In Texas, Or Anywhere Else

Join Lexi, Rekha, and special guest Claire Jia on a chaotic ride through the Mushroom Kingdom, exploring the surprisingly resonant themes of a Buzzfeed quiz about the Mario brothers and their evil doppelgangers. TEST: https://bzfd.it/2mIxJD9 PLUGS: Co-Star (App Store) Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan

#7: The Mario, Luigi, Wario, Or Waluigi Test With Claire Jia: Life Is A Sewer

Rekha and Lexi take a trip through the weird and wild world of ESP and clairvoyance studies, following a Wikipedia hole all the way to famous magnet swallowers through time. TEST: http://bit.ly/2PpUjhE PLUGS: Lover by Taylor Swift “How To Write An Autobiographical Novel” by Alexander Chee Noel Fielding & Lliana Bird Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan

#6: Zener ESP Test: We Love A Scam

Lexi and Rekha take a trip through a painstakingly and sometimes bafflingly curated set of stock images, and in doing so discover the dark corporate underbelly of the Visual DNA test. TEST: http://bit.ly/VisualDNATest PLUGS: Horny Kalutas: https://www.thecut.com/2019/09/kalutas-perverts-too-horny-to-live.html Baby Bats: @wingspawsnclaws Quokkas: @cruzysuzy Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan

#5: Visual DNA: Our Deeper Selves As Described By Stock Images

Lexi and Rekha stare into the abyss of Rorschach’s inkblots and find… absolutely no penises at all. Not even a single penis. Like a disappointing lack of penises. TEST: http://bit.ly/2PasGt0 PLUGS: Musk: @novaperfume Store: @darlingdistraction Benadryl gel: literally any drugstore Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan

#4: Rorschach Ink Blot: Aggressively Not Phallic

Lexi and Rekha learn that in the ‘80s, non-clinical narcissism might have just meant having healthy self-esteem. Perhaps more importantly, they also learn which of them would willingly commit unspeakable acts with Lord Voldemort. TEST: http://bit.ly/2P8hHQY PLUGS: Pepper Pals: https://youtu.be/_2jbWUNnG-I “Someone Who Will Love You in All Your Damaged Glory” by Raphael Bob-Waksberg Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan Edited by Rekha Mohan

#3: The Narcissist Test: Self-Worth? Not On OUR Watch

This week, Lexi and Rekha tackle the scientifically dubious TRUE COLORS test, and learn that primary colors are *truly* more subjective than you'd expect. TEST: http://bit.ly/2P73uDy RESOURCES: http://bit.ly/2zdeip1 PLUGS: “Red, White & Royal Blue” by Casey McQuiston “Priestdaddy” by Patricia Lockwood Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! CREDITS: Created & Produced by Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan Edited by Madeleine Thompson

#2: True Colors: Everything Is Gold And Nothing Hurts

Join Lexi and Rekha for a HERstory lesson and a journey through perhaps the most famous personality test of all. Test: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp Resources: https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types The Bug Bite Thing: https://www.bugbitething.com/ Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

#1: Myers-Briggs: Go Brigg Or Go Home

Join Lexi Cary and Rekha Mohan on their journey to unpack the boxes they put themselves in, one personality test at a time. Follow us @pquestpod on Twitter & Instagram and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!

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