Mr. H and Mr. M wrap Season Two with Munich Polka band 'Winds of Change' at New Orleans' 'Southern Motherland Polka, Brat and Sauerkraut Fest.' The 'Storm of the Century' hits and features Nude Hang Gliding, Strange Southern Hospitality and a Joint Rescue by Sean Penn and Angela Merkel involving a Zeppelin!

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HURRICANE

Mr. H and Mr. M invite you to the 'Paradise Theater Bar and Grill' in Milwaukee, WI. We've got a Robot bartender, the brew is cold and it's 'Inventor Happy Hour' all day long!

TIME

Mr. H and Mr. M are on 'Safari' in the Congo with 'Col. Adam,’ his snake ‘Kaa,’ assistant ‘Mowgli' and client ‘Eve' from Atlanta. Fueled by Ostrich stew and aided by ‘Tarzan,' they attempt to raid a diamond mine which is guarded by the 'GNR Rebels.'

WELCOME

Mr. H and Mr. M are at The Montreux Casino for 'The Magic Convention of The Year' with 'Harry' and 'Zed.' Also in town are Frank Zappa, the Family Von Trapp, The Rolling Stones Mobile and Deep Purple. It's fire, smoke and chaos as imagined from Dec. 4th 1971.

SMOKE

Mr. H and Mr. M tag along with 'Mongo' and 'R.T.' to Virginia, Beach for one last Summer of fun before 'Mongo' ships out to Vietnam.  After s'mores and weenies at the campfire with 'Cassandra' and 'Electra,' they head into town and encounter an Anti-War Demonstration led by 'Cat Stevenson.'  

SUMMERTIME

Mr. H and Mr. M accompany weary pornography salesman ‘Stanley' as he travels across the desert. ‘Chanel’s' hotel shimmers in the distance and she's hosting an 'Eyes Wide Shut' party. Promise of a mystery beast feast and voices from far away entice ‘Stanley' to join in the spirit but he can never leave!

HOTEL

 Mr. H and Mr. M are at 'Dragon’s Discotheque' in Miami Beach, Florida for 'DJ Wing’s Devastating Disco Dance Off.'  ‘Rick’s’ girl ‘Valerie’ is late so ‘Kiki’ steps in. Fast forward to the Asian suburbs of St. Petersburg where spring rolls and quarters are no match for Mai Tai’s and bangin’! 

HEAT

Mr. H and Mr. M launch Season 2 from beautiful Waco, Tx. where legendary U.K. daredevil 'J.J. Flash' is in town on his book signing tour with his notorious mechanic 'Heath Richards.'  After a sign from ‘The Lamb of God,’ ‘J.J.’ decides to make the jump of a lifetime!

START

Mr. H and Mr. M launch Season 2 from beautiful Waco, Tx. where U.K. daredevil 'J.J. Flash' is in town for his book signing at ‘Areola’s Honky-tonk.’ After a sign from ‘The Lamb of God,’ ‘J.J.’ decides to make the jump of a lifetime!

For the Season 1 Finale, Mr. H and Mr. M head to SeaWorld San Diego and find out trainers ‘Chelsea’ and ‘Carol’ have switched to a plant-based diet for the fishes. ‘Corkey’ has been sent from Corporate to sort out the mess but this is a job for Aqua Man.  Avoid the ciguatera!

BARRACUDA

Mr. H and Mr. M are in Greater New England. Enjoy a stroll along the wharf with some brewskis, clam chowders and a couple of lads looking toward the future.  Take a look ahead! 

PEACE

Mr. H and Mr. M are hanging with 'Nigel,' who lives in his mom's basement. 'Nigel' likes sugar and videos. 'Mom' is treating him to a Birthday date with 'Missy Innocent' at 'Leo Leopard's Scoop of Ages Hipster Ice Cream Parlor.' Saccharine!

SUGAR

Mr. H and Mr. M join 'Chef Louie' and his patron ‘Dorothy' from Topeka, Ks. who are hand selected to compete in 'The Food Challenge Supreme’ for a chance to win a food truck and a Camaro.  There’s Prairie Chicken, celebration tattoos, a trans nemesis, Fried Blue Whale Balls with CBD Oil, Famous Kansas Lake Trout and a “win at all costs” attitude.

WAYWARD

Mr. H and Mr. M join the kids at the Amusement Park in Silicon Valley for some drag racing. Deuces are wild and hormones are pumpin'. There's Lionel the diplomat, some gambling, wood popping, a secret carny strip club and lots of chopsticks. No monkeys were harmed on this show but a calliope was destroyed.

BLINDED

Mr. H and Mr. M join the 'Scamboni' Party rehearsal dinner in the Keystone State. Bridesmaid 'Lola' has too much blow and Dom Perignon and goes off the rails. There's a secret hotel jail, steamed fish, and lots of bathroom trips at the Howard Johnson's. Hangover shaming, room service, golf, Xanax and episodes of 'Jersey Shore' complete the weekend.

SHOT

Inside a small cabin by a lake, with lyrics as their guide, Mr. H and Mr. M interpret hit songs from their record collections and create outrageous storylines around them. Gettin' loose with the breakdown at the pickup! PS if you don't have a record player, you can purchase these tunes of yore in digital form from iTunes. PSS subscribe to our show!

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