Joey gets a haircut, Mark gets an opportunity, Dauood gets a new microphone, and Andrew gets sad in some Filipino chat rooms. Plus the outrage surrounding Cuties, doctors refuse to draw blood, and we update WAP to something we can all experience... DAB.    www.patreon.com/pier69  

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Peach Gobblers

WOMAN YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO. Mark comes back from his WAP retreat to divulge proof of mankind's greatest fear- "G Poppin". Also we find the one group that 2020 has been harder on that humans... boats. Plus Joey finally gets a W on his apartment and celebrates by barbecuing in the middle of a fire and Dauood teaches Mark how to make money on TikTok.   patreon.com/PIER69

G Poppin'

The fallout from Joey's loss to a meth head continues, we try to speak to the manager of everything, and Mark squares off with John Pierpont Morgan Sr. himself. Plus Dauood teaches us that there's a COVID button for everything, and Joey comes up with his most ingenious idea yet which Andrew plans to steal.    patreon.com/PIER69 twitch.tv/Marksmallslive

The Louisville Plugger

The Pier 69 boys are deeply in need of a crack detective because Joe's Apartment is getting house hunted. Plus Ben Shapiro gets WAP'ed and some life tips on how to finesse and iso. Pour some lava (lamps) out for our first studio.    For video: twitch.tv/marksmallslive patreon.com/PIER69

Joey Gets Evicted

Mark gets butt hurt from a couple gas station eclairs, Andrew tries to fix him with pseudo science and Joey becomes an expert in reality TV but gets exposed as a skateboarding POSER. Plus, ball surgery and whether to botox your man box.   patreon.com/PIER69

Tony Hawk's Prolapser

Dauood is late, Mark is spicy and Andrew just wants everyone's feelings to be taken into account. Plus is comedy decentralizing? Does Mark have the world's longest butthole? And a conversation around therapy and COVID related stresses and breakups. The world is like Mark's teeth: fragile.    patreon.com/Pier69 twitch.tv/marksmallslive

The Dauood Doesn't Abide

Trump praises Ghislaine, Kanye makes Dave Chappelle tell a joke, and we debate all the best ways to be a male Karen as Mark wages a $5 war with a golf course. Plus Joey discusses his crazy nieghbor, announces a game of Calcio Storic, and a debate breaks out about whether you should get snacks for next cucking event. We recommend a footlong.    Watch us live and on video: https://www.twitch.tv/marksmallslive www. patreon.com/PIER69  

Cuck E. Cheese

Do you ever feel like your testosterone is too high and your confidence is off the charts? Chug some Beta Liter and simp out to the smooth airwaves of this podcast. We take it to Mark's newly populated Twitch stream to discuss Ivanka's beans, Nick Cannon's controversy, ANTIFA trying to police a Black man and which Mario Kart character is the Thiccest. Then we open it up to the chat for a Q + A and decide not to quit comedy.   Watch live: https://www.twitch.tv/marksmallslive www.patreon.com/Pier69  

Beta Liter

Something happened this week at Mount Gushmore, in the Dakotas, thankfully far from those Australian Dunkaroos. Also, Joey's house gets burgled and he has a very Joey solution. Dauood gets cut out of our big (not big) break. And our progressive surfer Alt-Right character is what the world needs to heal myeeaaannnnnnn (deserve to be paid more).   https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

It's Alt Right, Duuuuuude

Mark's lane opens up as Chris D'Elia vacates skinny bearded long hair white guy, Andrew deals with his new found kind of fame, China and India go to war and we discuss the racial merit of every mascot. Plus is J. Cole a marketing genius... and does Andrew Yang know the future?!   patreon.com/PIER69

Devious China

Kaseem Bentley joins for what he is calling his final appearance on the show, watch as he tries to get us cancelled and maybe cancels himself. Also, we band together to cancel Don Lemon, fight our friend Vince, and reimagine Good Will Hunting.    https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

REFUND THE POLICE

The Cññ panel convenes to discuss the police, the protests and the looting (but only because Mark made us because it's the only thing he wants to talk about). Also streetwear had a BIG week and Robert Downey Jr. is CANCELLED.    https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Focker Carlson

We're starting a cult so this is a lot of back end organizing about who is doing what. Also a Nicholas Cage debate, Mark hates golf, Dauood becomes a stock guy and we figure out Joey's future tattoos. Also Andrew is about to be famous: https://www.instagram.com/p/CAtgBIIgr8_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Join out Patreon for the video and extra episodes: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

The Dick of God

What has two thumbs and an incredibly in depth breakdown of Limp Bizkit, the Mighty Ducks Series, comedy at drive ins, rim j's, Dauood's shaved pits, underground gay book stores and might one day, with your help, scrape up enough money to have on a big time celebrity and thought leader? THIIIIIISSSSSS POOOODCASSSSTT GUYYYYYYY.    Full video and EXTRA episode from this week on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

HydroxychloroQWEEN

LA Mark becomes YouTube Mark, Joey creates a video game AND WE BET YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP YOURSELF FROM CUMMING and then we all engage in the great homeless riff of 2020.    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PIER69

Sonic the Edge Hog

An experiment in making the joke you weren't supposed to.

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