What's the difference between a marinade and a glaze? What's the difference between a thousand calorie a day diet and a five-thousand calorie lunch salad? How many times can a man make chicken wings before he realizes you cannot eat the tip of the wing no matter how hard you try? These slippery questions and more will all be answered on this "Cooking With Jack" episode review brought to you by the tangy duo of Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man. Click HERE to Synchronize YouTube-ulators and watch along with us!

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C.W.J. Episode Review - Buttery Balsamic Wings

Cooking Science gone WRONG! See the HORROR that happens when a Man(toddler) tampers with the forces of nature! Join Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man as they witness food science gone mad! A butter-milked chicken undercooked to the point of...INSANITY! Shiver as the mad gastrosexual, Dr. Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani mutates an innocent pullet into a MONSTER FROM BEYOND THE OVEN! Click HERE To Watch Along With Us...IF YOU DARE!

C.W.J. Episode Review - Wet Brine Vs Dry Brine Test Part 1

Hide your sharp objects, foodjacks! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are back to their podcast best. A lampooning review of the "Cooking With Jack" episode: "KETO Nashville Hot Maple Lollipops" is on the menu as we watch the worst chef on YouTube, Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani butcher another easy-to-prepare recipe. CLICK HERE to watch along with us!

C.W.J. Episode Review - KETO Nashville Hot Maple Lollipops

Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are blowing up your 4th of July Holiday with a surprise throwback podcast! This time featuring the "mistaken brand" coffee-rubbed pork turd-a-loins that Jack spent all day slaving over, only to have MommyWife Tammy deny his meat-rection at the last moment.   CLICK HERE to watch along with us!

C.W.J. Episode Review - Explosive Coffee Rubbed Pork Tenderloin

Watch Petulant Jack Punish A Poor Pizza Click HERE to watch along with us!

C.W.J. Episode Review - Profile Pizza Party

O, cruel Fate! Why hast thou cast upon our eyes and ears such horror?!! A ravenous man-child devours jism-spattered feculence and we cannot turn away! (The Lazy Man lettered in the Classics) Click HERE to watch along with us!

C.W.J Episode Review - Stuffed Grape Leaves

Let us out, Warden! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man have done enough hard time in the "prison" of Jack's Profile diet plan. We're getting sick of the same sodium-soaked slop every week. We demand to call the Mommy-Governor and beg for mercy from this "Reheating With Jack" nonsense, copycat episode which we have nicknamed, "Jump Cuts And Lies!".   CLICK HERE to suffer along with us!  

C.W.J Episode Review - Alfredo Chicken Bake (Counselor Macy's Recipe)

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot with this Keto Alfredo? We dive back into the greasy, buttery pool of recorded CWJ review podcasts with this episode, "KETO Cheesy Alfredo Chicken Casserole" Click HERE to watch along with us!

C.W.J Episode Review - KETO Cheesy Alfredo Chicken Casserole

Alright! Alright! Alright! We finally did it. We located (with the help of the PC&TLM Resistance Fighting Network) the original West Texas Investors' Club episode that features none other than our beloved Jack as he tries to use his sauce, his 'seychel' and (failing that) pure pity to woo Butch, Rooster and (MENSA member) old Gil into buying a piece of his contemptible condiment racket. Will Jack win? Will Rooster and Butch take a trip to "Smokeback Mountain"? Will Jack issue another copyright strike in contravention of Fair Use norms? Listen to this nearly hour-long episode of Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man to find out. Click HERE to watch the WTIC episode with us!

W.T.I.C. Episode Review - A Time To Grill

Welcome, friends to Season Four of PC&TLM!  Like genuine addicts, you can't quit us making fun of "Salmonella" Jack Scalfani! On this episode, we review Jack's latest abomination, "Crazy Crack Chicken Dip" as well as talk about Jack's diet downfall, undercooked bacon and Jack's starring role in the gay porn epic, "Smokeback Mountain". We can't quit you, Jack. We can't. CLICK HERE to watch the episode along with us!

C.W.J Episode Review - Crazy Crack Chicken Dip

Hello Fans! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man here letting those of you who couldn't join us today have a chance to listen to our two hour March Sadness Brackets Podcast where crowned the 1st ever...Aunt Myrna's Party Champion! ***Skip to mark 3:45 to start the podcast. We had some technical issues with the mic at the beginning of the stream.  ****Also, we realize the background music is too hot by maybe 3-6db, if we decide to use it in an upcoming livestream, we’ll adjust the audio levels so we’re not competing with it. 

C.W.J. March Sadness LIVE Podcast! (recorded 3/28/21)

Five. Pounds. Of. Shredded. Cheese. What horrible creation can our "Doctor Frankenstein" of YouTube cookery unleash upon unsuspecting palettes this week? Tune in and shudder along. CLICK HERE to watch along with us!

C.W.J. Episode Review - KetoTaco Stuffed Peppers

We're doing our own version of March Madness - MARCH SADNESS! and we want YOU! to play along with us! We're putting 32 episodes of Cooking With Jack against each other, head-to-head, in four divisions until only one remains standing and will be crowned our 1st Annual - Aunt Myrna's Party Champion! CLICK HERE to Download your very own March Sadness Brackets PDF file to fill out!

MARCH SADNESS - Special Brackets Announcement!

Hang on to your cooking aprons, folks! Pink Chicken and The Laziest Man are sleep-deprived and chatty as we discuss Jack's secret SEO strategies, Tuna Soup, alien autopsies and the verbal vagaries of our homeland. CLICK HERE To Watch Along With Us!

C.W.J. Episode Review - Julia Child's Tuna Sandwich

Howdy Y'all! Did you miss your favorite bouncy pair of Jack critics? We missed you, too! Press your ears between our first podcast in quite a long while! Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man are back, baby! CLICK HERE to Watch Along With Us!

C.W.J. Episode Review - Dolly Parton's Five Layer Dinner

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