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Ugh, oh god, it's all such a mess. This is terrible. But don't worry, we've got kitchen roll, and it only went all over the Christmas presents. Because this election is kind of dull, we've got time to go into a real deep-dive into some of the "Absolute Scenes" that have taken place over the last 24 hours and what it means for us, Boris Johnson, and the political editor of the BBC. Plus, we make our plans for the big night. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Laura on Twitter(the Twiglet Lover, not the BBC's political editor) on Twitter: @Carmichelle Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 25: The Wine Spillage Episode

Fans of Paul with love this episode, as Josh is too tired to prevent him from talking. Fans of everyone else might find something they like too, as we talk about Matt Hancock, and who doesn't love Matt Hancock? Then we talk about... kind of... media stuff for a bit, and then just as it starts to get stale, everything just goes a bit weird. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Harriet on Twitter(the Cast Manager on Channel 4's Gogglebox, not the person on the phone) on Twitter: @HarrietManby Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 24: The Accidental Group Call Episode

Today, we hear from Slough, in Stevenage, who has some questions about organic fertiliser, and Dominic Raab, who wants to know about "Courgettes". Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Emma on Twitter (the daughter of some really awesome parents, not our media law consultant) on Twitter: @Emma Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 23: Gardener's Question Time UK

It's Saturday afternoon and it's real Saturday afternoon in here. We take a while to ramp up (or perhaps just to drink a certain amount), while to talk about the last [indeterminate amount of time] of the general election campaign, as it relates to floods, candidates, strategies, and whether or not anyone actually cares. We talk about voting records, and focus groups, and all that stuff that makes it sound like we're a real podcast. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Michael Ashcroft on Twitter(the optimist mixing emotions and evidence, not the Lord pollster) on Twitter: @m_ashcroft Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 22: The Saturday Dog Fighting Episode

Look, I know we never said there were seasons, but there are now, and it's a new one now. It's election season, for some reason, and so we have to abide by all the serious election rules, but we can't immediately find them on the website, so I guess we don't. Instead, we have a huge amount of technical difficulties, just to celebrate. We write a list, find out where all those gooey aliens used to come from, and then Josh sings a song. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow james Cleverly on Twitter(the girl's tag rugby organiser, not the dangerous driver (ding)) on Twitter: @girlstagrugby Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 21: The First Episode of Season 3

I had a great idea about something cool to do for Episode 20 while I was drunk last night, but I can't remember what it was. We have lost any sort of idea about what's going on, but somehow we will still talk to you as if we're explaining it. You should know by now that that's fairly unlikely to happen. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Cumboy on Twitter (the proud member of #TeamVers, not the alter ego of Dominic Grieve) on Twitter: @cumboy40961799 Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 20: The Sea Anemone Episode

Tom, if you read these, I want you to count how many times in this episode Josh says that they'll come back to something, and how many of those actually get revisited. Look, here's how it is, things have been happening, but they're dumb and they make no sense, and if everything's dumb and makes no sense, then what's the USP of this podcast? There's a Brexit deal yeah, but don't get too attached, it is, no surprise, dumb, and it makes no sense. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Sheila Fogarty on Twitter (this charming seeming lady who made £800 online on August 6th 2011, and wants to tell you how, not the LBC presenter) on Twitter: @rhugh38 Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 19: The Episode Where We Momentarily Lose The Bell

Somehow... out of all of them... THIS is the Messy, Scattered Episode. We start of with a solid ten on Swinson, then pinball around talking about the lowlights of Tory Conference, giving you a sneak peak at the next leadership election, and about how lucky it is that it's mad now, before getting stuck into the absolute nothing that is the fake bad proposal the Government can't even get told off for, no matter how hard they try. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Sir Geoff on Twitter (the Professor Emeritus in the School of Life Sciences at Heriot-Watt University, not the Violent Chair of the 1922 Committee) on Twitter: @SirGeoffPalmer Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 18: The Messy, Scattered Episode

Donate to the Jo Cox Foundation: https://www.jocoxfoundation.org/jos_legacy This episode sounds a lot more fun than it is. It's long, poorly structured and it will make you sad, just like... nah, I just don't have the heart. Things are bad, Watersports Fans. We've reached new lows in the last couple of days. We talk about the unlawful acts of the government, about how The Government Always Obeys The Law™️ and about what is now may be fact about how Boris Johnson personally did to a homeless person. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Helen Goodman on Twitter (the Deadmau5 fan, not the MP) on Twitter: @HelenGudman Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 17: The Dried Mango Episode

It's all over, our fate has been sealed. How? Listen to the whole episode to find out, because we're great at podcasting, and we've set up this really awesome hype shit, so that you get all pumped and listen to us talking about all this other shit, like Yellowhammer and The Queen and Steph McGoven, who does the business news of BBC Breakfast. Look, it's twenty past one in the morning, and I just tried to start a sentence with a comma, so just listen to the episode. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Jo Whiley on Twitter (the long-dormant bot, not the DJ) on Twitter: @cocolux1 Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 16: The Episode in Which The Government Always Tells The Truth

Have you seen Kingsmen? This is going to be important. Also, like, blah blah, prorogation, constitutional crisis, physical altercations in the house of commons, resignations, betrayals, character assassinations, but man, this central heating is really something. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Black, Rod on Twitter (as in Rod Black, the country singer, not the Black Rod, the parlimentary... thing) on Twitter: @rodblackmusic Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 15: The Somewhat Lackadaisical, Increasingly Warm Episode

We know we'll regret saying it, but we feel kind of good about things just now. It's nice to see bad things happen to bad people sometimes, and, oh boy, there are some very upset knobheads right now. We talk about watching a video of Micheal Gove, and then listen to Paul watch a video of Boris Johnson. Cutting edge, up to the minute shit that you can't get anywhere else. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Jo Johnson on Twitter (the director of Casualty and Corrie, not the ex-minister) on Twitter: @charliebunny Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 14: The Sweet Sweet Schadenfreude Episode

Okay, so this one's chaotic, even for us. We decide it would be fun to record while things are happening, but it turns out to be extra difficult to make any sense of anything if you're simultaneously trying the describe the events that led to the the events that are currently happening and describe the events that are currently happening. It's a chaotic, unpredictable mess, that is very unlikely to end well. So's the podcast. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Sam Gyimah on Twitter (the Ghanaian musician, not the Tory MP) on Twitter: @GyimasamYaw Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 13: The Sort of Live Episode

For the first time in months, this is an episode we couldn't not do if we tried. We got real riled up for a bit in the middle there. We just yell about how shit it all is, but you could have probably guessed that because that's kind of what the podcast is. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Ruth Davidson on Twitter (the TV addict, not the spineless piece of shit) on Twitter: @MyDescentBlues Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Episode 12: The Genuine Anger Episode

Burning Questions from the Syphilitic Urethra of Politics. This is a podcast about the spring/summer 2019 Tory Leadership Election, we just didn't stop making it once it was over. We aren't journalists, we don't really know enough to make a podcast about the Tory Leadership contest, and we aren't really interested in balanced or nuanced reporting of facts, but look, this is what you've got.

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