Please note: Recreational drug use is discussed in this episode.In this episode we talk about one of the most stressful travel experiences of our lives, the stupid things we said while under the influence, and how you can blame everything on the altitude.

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She Sounded Like Her Voice - Colorado

Surprise Quarantine episode! Kelli invites her college friend, Corinne, to discuss their school trip to Spain. We find out that Corinne has the best tourist fashion and I have to bleep out a story (don't worry, I leave enough info for you to come up with your own version).As always, Theme Song Music and Lyrics by: Steven Soltow, Vocals provided by: Natalie Bordley

Speaking of German Babies - Spain, with Corinne

We're baaaaaack! We missed you guys! Finally, an episode where we drink wine again. Steven and Caitlyn tell us about their honeymoon to the United Kingdom! Fun fact: Steven is the same Steven that wrote our theme song. Theme Song Music and Lyrics by: Steven Soltow, Vocals provided by: Natalie Bordley

Creamy Sausage - The UK, with Steven and Caitlyn

We're back! This time, a very last minute recording while we were on vacation. No time to purchase any wine (I promise we'll have some next recording), but lots and lots of laughs! Theme Song Music and Lyrics by: Steven Soltow, Vocals provided by: Natalie Bordley 

That's Our Babysitter...She's American - Australia, with Savannah

Our first layover episode! Melissa reads a news article to Kelli about a butterfly on a plane. Here's the link to the article: https://www.travelandleisure.com/airlines-airports/man-escorted-off-flight-chasing-butterfly

Layover - What's A Butterfly Ever Done To You?

Another guest episode! Today, Juan shares with us the way things can go wrong when you don't know your travel partners. And no travel story would be complete without a sweaty run-in with authority! 

I've Got To Find This Witch - Mexico, with Juan

Join us for our first guest episode! Catherine and Dylan tell us about their time in Croatia while doing study abroad. Two microphones and four people, you do the math and forgive Melissa for her lack of editing skills. In this episode: Austrian wine, mystery alcohol, and passport control. Theme Song Music and Lyrics by: Steven Soltow, Vocals provided by: Natalie Bordley

Don't Do It, Kids! - Croatia, with Catherine and Dylan

It's time for a new destination! Join Melissa and Kelli as they discuss the first time they almost missed a flight, the biggest lake in the world (don't fact check us), and sucking the brains out of sea creatures! Theme Song Music and Lyrics by: Steven Soltow, Vocals provided by: Natalie Bordley 

Biscuits And Gravy To Go? - New Orleans

The final destination for our trip to Italy! In this episode we check out Siena, Pienza, Capri, and Venice. Tune in to listen to us talk about our cliffside hotel, meeting the (maybe) Italian James Bond, and Kelli inadvertently helping Venetian police arrest a man! Theme Song Lyrics and Music by: Steven Soltow, Vocals provided by: Natalie Bordley

Sometimes You Have To Be Your Own Boyfriend - Italy, Part 3

Italy, part two! Florence! Wine tasting in Tuscany! Vomit!  

You Also Could Get More Wine If You Drink Faster - Italy, Part 2

Welcome to the maiden voyage of Planes Trains and Wine Stains! Uncork a bottle of wine and join Melissa and Kelli as they regale you with stories of their trip around Italy. This is part one of a three episode installment. Sit back, relax, and raise a glass! Theme Song Lyrics and Music by: Steven Soltow, Vocals provided by: Natalie Bordley

Hot On The Lips! - Italy, Part 1

Uncork a bottle of wine with these two friends as they recount their adventures (and misadventures) around the globe

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