Three cheers for not sleeping for over 24 hours! Because that's exactly how we recorded this newest episode, and trust us it shows. Come listen to our rabbit trail ridden review of a film we should've seen a long time ago, Booksmart, along with quick thoughts about some recent TV shows we've been enjoying. Come right along to the wonderful world of warbling with your two favorite autismos once again! Also, here's some info about The Wilde Collection for those of you who are interested! https://www.wildecollection.com/ Address: 1446 Yale St, Houston, TX 77008 https://www.facebook.com/thewildecollection/

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Episode 8 - Granny's Coke Nail and Rapid Squelching

Robots, lesbians, black people, oh my! Welcome back to the gushing madness of our show. Come along as we share the wonders of the two films Terminator: Dark Fate and Doctor Sleep, while also sharing our thoughts about that tasty new Sonic trailer. Get your spatulas nice and lubed!

Episode 7 - Doctor "Dick Foot"

We're back and more mentally challenged than ever! Come along as we do our best to share our thoughts on the films The Lighthouse and Zombieland: Double Tap. Get your beans out for this episode. It gets sticky. 

Episode 6 - Kid Full Of Beans

It's spooky month kids! So do we watch some great horror films? FUCK NO. Let's disrespect spooky month with the new animated film, The Addams Family, and the new Netflix original (oh no) horror (oh NO) film, Eli. Spoiler Alert: It doesn't get too spooky. 

Episode 5 - Virgins and Feet Pics

Welcome back to pure heresy and diabolical chuckling. In this episode, we review two new Netflix films, In The Tall Grass and In The Shadow of the Moon, as well as Jason's review of El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie. Also, a tree branch smashes the window. Seriously.

Episode 4 - A Tree Branch Smashes The Window In This Episode

Put a smile on that ass, because in this episode, we dive deep into the new film Joker. With overall thoughts in the beginning and a spoiler filled review at the end, come listen to our thoughts on this shocking film while we stay politically correct the whole time (no we don't).

Episode 3 - You Live in a Society

In this episode, we share our thoughts on the films Ad Astra and It: Chapter 2. Jesus's new band and much more efficient ways to insult people may or may not be included.

Episode 2 - Jesus and the Bang Bros

Welcome to Please Don't Listen To Us, You Will Get Hurt. This podcast is all about things movie related such as movie reviews, trailer discussions, cinema news and more, all while cracking jokes and insulting folks. The last half of this episode is dedicated to talking about the Netflix movie "Tall Girl", so be sure to give that a listen or we will hide an egg in your mom's house. follow us on social media - Instagram       -Podcast: @seriouslydontlistentous       -Jason: @afigurefortheclosingoftime       -Jon: @murder_penguin 

Episode 1 - Ewan McGregor the Tall Girl

Just a couple guys who love movies and yelling obscenities into microphones

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