The fabled episode 78 is here. Creed has returned, and we don't give a shit. The Jerky Boys had their day in the sun and Ceej relished in it. Juggalo porn is horrible and shouldn't be considered porn, Rorshach is gonna kill some teens, Rob's nightmares would be sexually awesome and we chat about the lovely ladies that put up with our nerdness. Ceej finally sees District 9 and Watchmen while Jared Leto is kind of a dick. A bunch of voicemail and Rob finally spills the beans on the big announcement that has been alluded to for months.

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PodCaust Episode 78: It's been real

This is a special episode. The Beginning. The first episode. EVER. Only heard by about 5 people, this episode never saw the light of day. Until now. The very first ever attempt at recording our little show has been found within Rob's external harddrive. Buried between hardcore porn, escape plans in case of a zombie epidemic, pictures of unicorns and episodes of Duck Tales, this gem was found. The quality is suspect but that only shows how much we have grown since then. Not much. We hope you enjoy this very special episode of PodCaust. And remember, never get into a car with a stranger and if your uncle wants to play Neptune, King of the Sea, just say no.

PodCaust: The Beginning

RIP Patrick Swayze and Jim Carroll. We take a moment of silence before getting into a frank discussion about Ceej's skeezy liphair, the difference between bar fights and cop fights, and who we want to see throwing riddles around. Rob loathes Fable and berates Ceej for being a sassy scoundrel. Rob loves the hell out of Banjo and Kazooie and we reminisce about how we used to kill our legomen by drowning them. A ton of voice mails involving velociraptors, crazy white people and a disturbing one involving clowns. Ceej distrusts everyone and Rob wants to ride around like R.Crumb in his celebrity sex fantasy.

PodCaust Episode 77: Angelina Jolie tricks a Juggalo

Oh the horrors of gym class. Ceej used his big brain to get out of most it while Rob figured out how to sneak away to smoke everytime. Buddhist Monks piss off Ceej, Rob can't wait for the Ren Fest and we daydream about being superheroes. Rob went LARPing as a teen and regretted it, Ceej is amazed by Rob's poor taste in comedies and we discuss Tarantino's films. Fred Durst calls in, Hocken's power comes from his v-necks and our BLT drive just went AWOL.

PodCaust Episode 76: Gym Class Zeroes

We start off with Ceej declaring that kids shouldn't have confidence and move on to one man's harrowing journey while trying to kick the H. Rob hangs out with Bruce Leeroy, doesn't hang out with The Blues Brothers and then we talk about Avatar and the other Avatar. Gamers are fat, people still hate nerds, and we make some pretty bad fashion choices. Then, voicemail!

PodCaust Episode 75: What are you wearing?

We finally take a fucking vacation and come back with some stupid stories. Ceej loves him some steak, Rob gets cockblocked by some Asians, and Ceej doesn't care about friendship. Rob cries during the Wrath of Khan, Ceej spoils Harry Potter and jams to Wizards of Rock, our new Police Academy band is born, we meet up with Fej from the boards. Then Rob and Lesley spoil the shit out of District 9 during their segment at the end of the episode.

PodCaust Episode 74: District G

What's with these kids today and their bippin' and their boppin' and their hippin' and their hoppin'? We don't get it and we kindly invite you to get off of our fucking lawn. During all of this we discuss the use of CGI vs. practical effects, the fact that adults still talk shit, and just what did ICP mean when they rapped about going chicken hunting?

PodCaust Episode 73: Get off my lawn

If you like Marmaduke, you'll love us! Buff Headcheese gets banned and gets death threats. Rob gets semi banned and gets support. Lesley gets banned into the shed and Ceej doesn't do anything. During all of this we talk about Comic Con, Freddy, Obi-Wan's cock envy, crying during movies and the return of Fan Fiction Theater.

PodCaust Episode 72: BANNED, now go into the shed

Rob almost dies and because of this asks Ceej to respect his final wishes. Ceej reluctantly drops some mega news, we laugh at picky eaters and discuss mind altering substances. Samwise Gamgee was a badass in Toy Soldiers, LL Cool J was supposed to be a badass in Toys and voice mail!

PodCaust Episode 71: homeless minotaurs and bowling balls

The King of Pop has died. Ed is dead. David is gone and Farrah as well. Whatever shall we do? What we always do. We take a quick moment of silence before diving into the hot issues of the week: Magnum PI, autoerotic asphyxiation with spotters, superhero cockblocking, Xbox STD's, busting ghosts and the return of Mad Libs. Also, never look down. You never know what Rob is holding.

PodCaust Episode 70: Busting ghosts and beating off

Rob is forgetful and Ceej feels betrayed. Rob then dresses in drag and almost gets raped, Zack Morris can save the day and we hope the windsock look catches on. We make up and we discuss some random flicks (Critters, One Crazy Summer, The Stand, Suburban Commando and more!), the late night war and new video game releases.

PodCaust Episode 69: Crash into my Windsock

Ceej talks about the lack of haunted houses in his search for a perfect home. Then we discuss the epicness that was E3. Microsoft won, Sony did their best and Nintendo has just lost it. There are a lot of new games coming out and some exciting technology is headed our way.

PodCaust Episode 68: Ewok Excalibur Extravaganza

Taking this back to basics here yet again. We love the hell out of the new show, Obsessed and we discuss how fucked up those people are. Ceej finally checks out Night of the Comet and we have a serious discussion about joing the military. Rob was tormented as a child, Ceej wears questionable attire and we discuss alter egos of the worst kind.

PodCaust Episode 67: Battle Cat goes to 11

And the first seal has been broken: Ceej actually drinks during the episode and gets drunk. Rob spoils the shit out of the new Terminator movie around 5:00 - 13:00 so skip ahead if you don't want to be spoiled. We learn that CJ finally admits that LOST is...losing him, Bruce Campbell needs to stop being Bruce Campbell and we learn what animals we'd be if we were Furries. Nerdcore, comedians, inFamous and more are discussed. Also, we bust out a random freestyle in the middle, and Rob attempts to flow. A fun and random episode.

PodCaust Episode 66: Ceej gets his drink on

PodCaust Episode 65: Bangarang in Bangarang out

PodCaust is a show about the ramblings of two likeminded people who like to wax poetic about video games, shitty sci-fi movies, zombies and whatever else is going on the week before they record their ramblings.

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