Your mum takes you to one of her friend's house, but it comes with rules & regulations which you must adhere to. _"When we are at Auntie's house you cant eat nor drink!"_ Why? Is your "faux"-friend trying to poison me? If so, why would you put me in harms ways? In this episode we discussed all things parenting, parenting styles and our own individual dealings with our care takers. We bonded on aggression that we are trying to contain due to woke-parenting/gentle parenting. Not to forget, arguing, overly explaining oneself and young people opening up their stinking mouths to disrespect us. #petpeeve Sounds like we might have more in common with our parents than we expected. God bless our kids and future kids. We too will make mistakes and learn on the job like our parents did. The question is will we be able to properly apologise to our kids for our wrongdoings?. Instead of asking:"Are you hungry?" Also, our beloved queen sis Montana is going through a minor dilemma. Maybe you have some words of encouragement and wisdom for her? ? Vico's ? Theory ? In retrospect, aggression is a good form of parenting. ? Mummy, why can't I eat at auntie's house? ? Montana's Dilemma --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

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EP 38: Mummy, why can't you ever apologise?

"My parents didn't allow me to watch KIM POSSIBLE, because nothing is impossible with God." And don't make me start with Harry Potter or even Ben 10! Witchcraft and monsters, are you mad? Those are the tools of the devil. Superstition and fear were a big part of our upbringing. To some extent it kept us protected, but on another hand it hindered us from enjoying and having fun. Let's not lie to ourselves! We all know how much African parents hate fun. Rumour has it, that Davido has two extra marrital baby mamas. Those individuals have been pestering our timelines, while also exposing highly private receipts. What can we the Average-Joes learn from this? Choose your mating mate wisely and with the utmost care. ? I don't do female friends. ? Say no to evil powers Kim Possible, Harry Potter, Ben 10 ... ? My uncle is a snitch ? Pick your mate wisely - The davido saga --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 37: Choose your mates wisely - Baby Mama drama

Afrobeats to the world! A sound which can't be replicated, duplicated, fabricated and immitated is currently stepping on necks on a global scale. A music genre, which is more than just sounds. Afrobeats to the world is a lifestyle, a religion a whole vibe. Since it's a commodity which homeland African artists are spearheading, you seem to wonder who is benefitting from this "good"? The biggest events are always outside of Africa. Burna boy is shutting down stadiums in Europe, which is clearly not home soil. The greater question is, who is economically elevating from afrobeats to the world? Is the greater general African public enjoying their produce? ? If I pay, you must entertain me! ? I want a heterosexual man to ..... on me for 400€ ? Afrobeats to the world, yet no apparent advancement ? Don't lower your standards! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 36: Afrobeats to the world, yet no apparent advancement

As a virgin, how far are you willing to go? Can we tongue wrestle? Can you massage my tensioned "Corpus Christi"? Will I at least get the chance to explore your body like Dora? In this current era of bad b*tchism, were finding a mate has become highly difficult. Could you imagine yourself partaking in an arranged marriage? If so, who would you give the reigns to handle the task, your parents or your friends ? "My Father would partner me up with a gnome, a funny lad but hideous as hell." - Montana ? If we all like the same guy, nobody can have him. ? Limitations and boundaries as a virgin. ? arranged marriages, dating with a CV ? Wisdom of the week. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 35: Arranged Marriage? Please, don't let my parents choose!

Two fathers narrate from their own personal view on how the birthing experience occured. From seeing the activation of life take place and the tears of joy that followed right after. Apart from those instagramable moments, how does the day-to-day look like in a young family? Is it all roses and sunshine? Where are their partners falling short and hiding under the umbrella of "I am a mother I ain't got time for you?" Daddy also needs attention to keep this engine well functionioning. Going through this experiences makes you have a better understanding for deadbeat fathers. Ratchetness and righteousness, was constantly interchanging in this very episode about fatherhood and the respective responsibilities. Also a sprinkle of women blaming to garnish it off. Will it be as bad as desribed? Well, I guess you have to tune in to find out. ? Bro, please bang my EX for me! ? Providing soft life and not asking anything in return ? Birthing experience ? Taking care of my children for a lifetime. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 34: Leaving my pregnant wife - I understand deadbeat fathers now

"I told a guy that I am on my period. The first thing he did was to squint his face in disgust." Well Mr., I am not dirty, it's normal and I am feeling all sorts of emotions currently. I wann laugh, cry, be hugged and also fight. Should society make the general public more aware of a woman's cycle? What about making sanitary products free for women or even paying women more to easily afford those goods? Let's also not forget to mention menstrual leave! ? Singing is my vocation but I am bad at it. ? Making a man a compliment is an advancement ? I am on my period, leave me alone! ? How to stay in shape. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 33: I am on my period. - I just wanna lay in bed and cry

Negotiation is key and part of any career advancement. Awkward moments, uneasiness, nerve wrecking and somewhat highly stressful are just the emotions you have to deal with while negotiating. So it's best to get comfortable being uncomfortable. Otherwise you be licking the end of a dirt infested broomstick while your colleagues and mates are advancing. Negotiation in it's early stages should have been taught to you by your parents. In order for you to have it easier in life. But you know how it is growing up African: SHUT UP, KEEP QUIET AND TAKE WHATEVER I GIVE YOU! How does one negotiate successfully? ? What superpower would you like to have? ? I am yet to ask for a raise. ? Key personal characteristics to building wealth. ? Banging juj - Voodoo is real. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 32: F*ck you, pay me! - You get what you negotiate not what you deserve.

"Social Media" the good, the bad, the uglier and the trenches. A big part of our lives is now on the digital sphere. We share, we converse, we like and sometimes lie to our peers. Have you ever put on a new attire and you couldn't take a decent picture to save your life, even so to terrorise your followers on the gram? All these things and more influence us consciously and also subconsciously. Social Media is here to stay, the question is how do we navigate it waters and multiple streams. Tune in as we discuss why reacting and sending emojis can land you in a doghouse. ?? ? "Social media influence on men": A woman's POV ? Commenting, liking, Dming= cheating ? ? Hard launching and celebrating relationships that will conclude in the near future. ? The positives to social media --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 31: Social Media is the ghetto - but we love it!

"You have to give me sexual after care and emotionally safe sex." No kink shaming, over here! What are your sexual green flags? Have you ever thought about it? Do you communicate them and make sure they are met? One in the pinky and two in the stinky. Ooooohh yeah baby. Tune as we discuss our personal bedroom, sometimes even outdoor/backdoor activities. In the second half of the pod, we shared our views on strong emotions we felt this current month. From dealing with the fear of lost, to consistency issues to over all fear of life and much more. Don't miss out on an all new Episode. ? Cap or no cap? ? Sexual green flags ? Ranking airlines ? Why is it finished --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 30: Sexual green flags & dealing with tough emotions.

Traveling as much fun as it is, is a hassle. From figuring out the destination, to travel itineraries, transportation, accomodation, budget and dead boosts airlines (i.e Air Egypt ?) We love to terrorise our friends on social media of the great life we are enjoying while on holiday. Little do they know, we are sleeping on a bunk bed in a hostel located in the ghetto with 6 other strangers. This lifestyle is called B.O.A.B, which means balling on a budget. What do you know about saving money on food, while indulging in rotten African food? ? Racist encounters ? All inclusive ? Ranking airlines ? Dear future wife! ? Bandulu African restaurant --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 29: B.O.A.B - Balling on a budget

A breath of fresh air. A nice mimosa at brunch while the warm sun rays caresses your skin. That's what best describes this week's episode, spearheaded by our amazing, delectable and crazy hosts Paula and Montana. This time around they said "no boys allowed", we the women will run this thing by ourselves. So they did. Be prepared to indulge in loudness, high energy, screeching, conspiracy theories and personal stories. You will enjoy getting to know Montego and Pauly Pocket on a more intimate setting. ? Conspiracy theories ? We didn't know that we were/are toxic ? I think about death ? It's a man's job to entertain! ? I love talking to myself. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 28: Girl on Girl action - women struggling with self love.

Today's guest is the amazing, ever striving Rilwan Mogaji. A young man who has done great for himself and his still going strong. Rilwan was once a politician campaigning for office during the 2020 Austria, Vienna election. He shared his challenges while politicking and transition to his current business as well economical power. Have you ever wondered how the day of a CEO looks like? Would you also want to be a CEO or would you rather just enjoy the safety of being employed? All that and much more in this current episode. And remember, you are the CEO and Boss of your own life. ? My journey in the political sphere ? Real diversity, not that fake sh*t! ? A day in the life of an CEO ? 9-5 Vs entrepreneurship ? Financial advise --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 27: A day in the life of a CEO - Politrickcian and their fancy words.

"I hate exercising, I hate sweating, I hate the pain and the struggle. But I like the cute gym wear though. What can I do?" Mukassa Fozing, entrepreneur, certified personal trainer, graphic designer, electrician, radiology technologist...... what a crazy CV. Kidnapped us into the world of sports and fitness, from getting started, to nutrition and also overcoming anxiety. We debunked certain myths. He backed it up with experience and science. All we can say is, the current episode is too short. There's still so much more to delve into. Mukassa's energy, drive and his relentlessness is highly contagious. You just have to ask, what am I doing with my life? I need to go harder otherwise I will never progress in life on any sector. This time around, don't sit back and relax! Listen, get motivated and get active. Success is the destination. ? Mukassa Fozing inspiring you to move ? From grass to grace ? I hate the gym ? Gym anxiety and body dysmorphia ? 3 key ingredients --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 26: It's not the gym, it's you! - Overcoming gym anxiety and body dysmorphia.

Empowerment, impostor syndrome, being deemed a failure and never asking for help are just a few phrases to describe this wholesome conversations we had with Michael Okoli. Senior member Michael Okoli who has a long CV, from being a mentor, engineer in tech sales and the co-founder of ADOE- "Afrikanische Diaspora Österreich" just to name a few of the many cloaks he is wearing. How do you find your own individual path in the professional realm? Who supports you and who stifles you from progressing or even achieving? Those are just one of many questions we answered during our conversations with him. Buckle up, get your notepads out! You are in for a treat. ? Igbo men = red flag? ? Michael Okoli Co-Founder of ADOE- Afrikanische Diaspora Österreich ? Empowering people with job prospects and education ? 9-5 vs entrepreneurship ? Nepotism is the way forward - would you hire yourself. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 25: Asking for help makes you look weak - "I am suffering from impostor syndrome."

Growing up in the diaspora has it's positives but also negatives. One of the negative is the lack of knowledge about African history. Africa, a continent that is vast in size even more so in culture has a colossal history dating back since the beginning of mankind. Where do you start, which books do you pick up, who do you ask? Our beautiful and amazing guest Fatima is an African history content creator. Who uses social media to teach the general public about all things Africa, from past to current affairs. ? Fatima the African history content creator ? Kenyan history lessons vs. Austrian history lessons ? Identity crisis....being African or European ? Understanding your heritage first. ? The realities of moving back! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/podfession/message

EP 24: Afropeans are all talk no do!

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