A twenty-something Reddit user discovers not every household is equipped with a poop knife, former Facebook VP apologizes for initializing the downfall of civilization, and a Thai cosmetic surgery shop makes headlines for its penis bleaching.

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Episode 112: Glowing in the Light of a Two Girls One Cup Subreddit

Trump reassures the nation of his mental stability through a series of unhinged tweets, the New York Times throws shade at deceased Mormon president, and Mike and Justin discuss media bias and echo chambers.

Episode 111: “Kick ‘Em While They’re Dead”

Russian immigrants “ruin” grits, Justin corrects his philosophy on tipping, Mike introduces a new pornographic genre to a crowd, and Donald Trump eats like a poor person’s idea of a rich person.

Episode 110: ‘Morality Chicken’

Mike and Justin discuss the ethics of onanism, patriotism and various other isms.

Episode 109: ‘Marble Play and Rowboating’

Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.

Episode 108: “Schrödinger's Hot or Not”, with Special Guest John Buttram

Episode 107: ‘Fudge Punking’

Mike and Justin discuss birth, death and hypothetical gay sex.

Episode 106: ‘Well-behaved Bobblehead’

Roy Moore, Louis C.K., Boy Scout miscellany and 280-character tweets.

Episode 105: ‘Impossibly Flirtatious’

Mike describes a faith discussion cut short with an estranged friend and the Boy Scouts of America’s new policy allowing girls to participate.

Episode 104: ‘I Don’t Care to Discuss This’

The guys take a week off and fill the void with an episode from our Patrons-only podcast, Mike’s Mission Journal.

Episode 103: Mike’s Mission Journal Ep. 3

Mike and Justin explore the line between honesty and provocation.

Episode 102: ‘Meatloaf Mondays’

Trump offers his thoughts on the Las Vegas massacre, Mike defends politicizing a tragedy, California school flutes get contaminated with semen given to California students, and an historic grain silo is converted into cylindrical art galleries. Special Guest: Joshua Leigh Wolfe.

Episode 101: ‘The Performer’, with Special Guest Joshua Leigh Wolfe

BYU students get caffeinated soda, NFL players’ protests are contrasted with Tim Tebow’s prayerful touchdown celebrations, and ‘hepeating’ is the new mansplaining.

Episode 100: ‘Trypophotastic’, with Special Guest Avery Ash

Trump calls out racists on Twitter, the Mad Pooper terrorizes Colorado Springs, 12 ways to know you’re brainwashed, sign language interpreter falls back on gibberish, and subversive MTA ads make a point. Special Guest: Kael Alden.

Episode 99: ‘Bishopric Pies’, with Special Guest Kael Alden

Ted Cruz’s Twitter account likes a porn video, Florida sheriff warns against shooting into the hurricane, alt-right violence is compared to “communist flag wavers”, a date goes south after a bathroom mishap, and Katerina Kamprani creates utterly useless art objects. Special Guest: Konrad Vernor.

Episode 98: ‘Modified Basset Hound’, with Special Guest Konrad Vernor

Mike and Justin discuss the Donald Trump dumpster fire, trending social media clickbait, stupid memes and weird art.

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