We cut up a really long episode. Topics include; getting tested for Covid, being in quarantine, freedom from art and the oncoming wave of evictions. Who could've guessed that Ron DeSantis would've done a poor job at his whole thing? Who could believe that people who are interested in profit are excited to buy up large amounts of housing? How long until too many people apply for unemployment again? One thing is for sure, the Kings will always bring the slop for our hogs.  Intro- Ricky Sylvia/Rick Ross Outro- Gipsy Kings "A Mi Manera" @chopkings

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Getting Tested with Val Demings

This is one of Matt Gaetz hot takes compilations from last week in his new very good podcast. Our take? Tepid. Luke warm takes. Have fun. Outro- It's a War- Trampled By Turtles Credit to Matt Gaetz pod 24 I guess to avoid legal action. I dunno. I guess it would be good publicity for the pod if Matt Gaetz sued a podcast with 10 listeners for making fun of him.

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Sometimes you gotta pork your friends up from protests. bail fund for FL @ChopKings

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Hey guys. This episode is mostly about our good friends Marco, Rick and Ron and how cool they are. On a very serious note, the police have murdered two people in the last few months, and another was murdered by vigilanties. In all cases, these murders were not prosecuted or taken seriously until public pressure caused the government to do so. Community is important. Social movement is important. Solidarity with the protestors around the country. RIP George Floyd, Breonna Taylor and Ahmaud Arbery.  Here's how to  support those who are helping to draw attention to the racial and class disparities in our country and demand justice: https://www.dsa-la.org/support_floyd_protests_nationwide https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/ Special thanks to the Ybor City Stogie for featuring us https://yborcitystogie.blogspot.com/ Outro- Gary Clark Jr- When My Train Pulls In

Flim Flam Man Marco and Rick vs. Ron

It makes you poop. Got a letter in the mail from US Rep. Kathy Castor and I had some thoughts. Maybe I do this more? 

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Learning about the way resident doctors are like college football players. Learning about the way people love the booming real estate market in Tampa Heights while forgetting about the impact on the communities that have lived there and the whole 2008 recession that washed out the same market. Also, don't pay your rent along with many others. Also the everglades is drying up. Petition: https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jane-castor-enact-rent-cancellation-and-forgiveness-in-tampa Outro- The Menzingers Good Things

Super Antibody Boys ft. Joel and Getulio

The unemployment system is broken. But would it have been different if we had a different governor.... probably not. John is particularly low t, Dave is living his best life, Adam is kind of there and Peter shows up briefly. We talk about the unemployment system, all the legislators who voted for it. And there's an app. And John loses all hope by the end. Enjoy! @chopkings on twitter There is a rent strike started by USF students I forgot to mention https://www.wmnf.org/no-jobs-no-rent-usf-student-rent-strike/

Unemployment and gradual depression feat. To Dangerous to Pod Peter

This was the kings 2 days before the last episode you heard.  DO MUTUAL AID AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR COMMUNITY https://www.facebook.com/Tampa-Food-Not-Bombs-236262856416700/ Outro- We Were Promised Jetpacks "Picture of Health"

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DO MUTUAL AID AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR COMMUNITY https://www.dreamdefenders.org/ https://mutualaiddisasterrelief.org/about/ Email or hit us up on twitter for more details @chopkings or porkchopkingspodcast@gmail.com Thank you Getulio Intro- Same Outro- Floor

FL in the Time of Cornonavirus Ft. Getulio

Never forget that our state's Democratic apparatus (I suppose the Republicans go without saying)  turned it's back on policies like Medicare For All, a Green New Deal, Housing for All and College Debt Relief as out state suffered from lack of health insurance, rising seas, affordable housing shortages and cost of living increases.  Intro- Ricky Sylvia/Rick Ross and T Pain Outro- N.O.C.H.- 1.1.8

Florida Fakers

Rounding out the episode we got Ron Desantis continuing a racist voting system, Mike Huckleberry beach bummers, a FL congressman committed to not amending the sentences of people in prison, 1/3 of children in Florida being food insecure, 200 rounds fired in 5 pm Miami traffic, and the dumbest twins in the city of Tampa. RIP Luptons. twitter Outro- Namaste by Floor

The Dumbest Twins in Tampa

Scientology is taking over Clearwater. James Grant is bad. John was a child republican. Lets talk about some pipes. This episode had a lot of stuff in it. We talked about the making of the modern republican party in Florida too. We have another ep from the session coming soon. check out the listicle we helped on here tell colin wolf your dreams here our twitter here Be sure to listen till the end. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross and Ricky Sylvia Outro- Mike Haridopolos and his wife singing happy birthday to Rick Scott

The Eschatology of An Apocalyptic Cult Feat. Colin Wolf

Howdy. Thought this episode was lost but then I found it. Great Guests! The Kings talk about healthcare, the 535 million dollars that we gave back to corporations, NFL labor disputes, and our blessed savior the God of Chaos amongst other things. https://twitter.com/ChopKings porkchopkingspodcast@gmail.com Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- Ben Affleck Commentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahtp0sjA5U

Florida Healthcare with Cup Katt

Joe Gruter's isn't listening. Only citizens can vote. Villagers for Trump in need of tech support. Miami has approximately 17% of its available housing sitting vacant as the working class are increasingly priced out of the city they support through their labor. And Jeffery Epstein, a man who is a registered sex offender in the state of Florida and New York, has attended numerous gatherings with Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, has the names of such upstanding citizens as Phillip Levine in his "black book" and who is also apparently linked to Matt Groenig, is dead. Now, let's talk about the cool Democratic primary. Oh yes. There was a masked orgy in Deltona and someone stole a gun. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- 20 Size by Mogwai @chopkings

No But Jeffery Epstein is Dead

The kings place themselves in the callused yet comforting hands of journalist and Antifa supersoldier Colin Wolf (who now knows our true identities and could ruin us all if he so chooses). The important topics, Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, John Morgan and Western Chauvinist adjacent huckster Jacob Engles. Sprinkle in some centrist bashing and impending Chris King body, and you have the ingredients for a great time. Intro- Florida Boy by Rick Ross Outro- Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran Also, the "And they were roommates" vine https://twitter.com/WolfColin https://twitter.com/ChopKings porkchopkingspodcast@gmail.com

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