It's a blast from the lit'ral past - Alyssa and Kayla recorded this episode before the 2020 holidays, so if you need some Christmas cheer, sit back, relax, and let us gross you out with some holiday stories. Links below!   -- KRAMPUS LINK: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/12/131217-krampus-christmas-santa-devil/    LINK: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/71999/9-facts-about-krampus-st-nicks-demonic-companion   LINK: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/   LINK: https://www.history.com/news/krampus-christmas-legend-origin   PIC #1: ST. NICK/KRAMPUS BFFS https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Nikolaus_und_Krampus.jpg   PIC #2: KRAMPUS TYPICAL DEPICTION https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto,w_728/v1555910514/shape/mentalfloss/gruss_vom_krampus.jpg?itok=Lr20-G2N     TIO DE NADAL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%C3%B3_de_Nadal#:~:text=The%20ti%C3%B3%20is%20often%20popularly,part%20of%20the%20ancient%20tradition. https://www.holidayextras.com/travel-blog/wanderlust/unusual-christmas-traditions.html https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/12/feeding-the-poop-log-a-catalan-christmas-tradition.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer   

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70 - A Very Belated Grossmas

It's Handsome Gross 2.0! The boys are back and better than ever. Please join our first guest, Ryan, and the better half of our original Handsome Gross team, Paul (aka Mr. Becky), as they take us through a VERY special 69th episode of the show. Links below!   --   PAPER CUTS Jackass - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lgjVQWTuyg THUMB: https://external-preview.redd.it/eUp0-7Cc4sPPLDk_Z8dsVVMyfuqBJluShVKDunnOHJs.jpg?auto=webp&s=42f8d447843e3179bd3c89fd7efc55c515cca1a8 WEBBING: https://external-preview.redd.it/pgYfm5K5_T9lay5fO7pRkyDzabn7YRYTFONZ0_pUoYM.jpg?auto=webp&s=040ea3adda5adc671c5b0c60adbadfa8af056c41 Under thumbnail: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1eglu5/when_you_get_a_paper_cut_under_your_thumb_nail/ Video of construction paper cut: https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/jld73d/if_youve_ever_wondered_what_a_construction_paper/ Video: Paper cut on tongue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxLFYL7XYz0 Illustration of cutting the fishy mouth / dickeye: https://i.redd.it/mjpc77dfr3m41.jpg What’s worse than paper cutting your genitals? (Eye) User: oddwolf: https://external-preview.redd.it/oIA_1KJXU32B4xSfMvLq6OyJtw7Vl9vCQFkxN0MeJ4I.jpg?auto=webp&s=fd28c2286f79604782d3bba55be03af3d8318d09   HOUSE OF GORD (WARNING: PORN) Guy w/ hole in his floor: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/du3fci/a_guy_with_a_hole_in_his_living_room/ Garden roller: https://www.houseofgord.com/d/the-garden-roller Website: https://www.houseofgord.com/

69 - Handsome Gross 2.0: The Vitruvian Femme

Alyssa and Kayla get back to the gentle gross with this week's ep. Enjoy!   NECROPANTS https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/necropants/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/objects-of-intrigue-necropants https://www.google.com/search?q=gross+jar+vice&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS906US906&oq=gross+jar&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0l3j69i60l3.1983j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8   CATERPILLARS LINK: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/10/us/puss-caterpillar-virginia-warning.html    LINK: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/9/toupee-caterpillar-venomous-animal-weird-insect/#close   LINK: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/603996/venomous-puss-caterpillars-found-in-3-states 

68 - Too Gross To Discuss

Alyssa and Kayla take it up a notch - no gentle gross here, so strap in. Links below!   COCKROACHES LINK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach    LINK: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/cockroaches-are-gross-but-not-all-need-to-be-squished/2013/05/13/ceb7382e-b646-11e2-aa9e-a02b765ff0ea_story.html   LINK: https://time.com/4403068/cockroaches-bugs-insects-fear/   LINK: https://www.vice.com/en/article/j55gv8/does-finding-a-roach-mean-my-place-is-gross   LINK: https://listverse.com/2019/07/30/10-disgusting-facts-about-cockroaches/   COOKING WITH YOUR MOUTH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQZ2hje42E  https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2018/01/cooking-with-your-mouth-nathan-ceddia-interview/549851/ https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2018/01/05/the-inventors-of-mouth-cooking-are-not-trying-to-make-you-barf-but-you-might/ https://www.vice.com/en/article/bjy7n5/horrifying-video-tutorial-demonstrates-how-to-cook-with-your-mouth https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyrMcKcuxxtPOIVpN5qhaNA https://www.mashed.com/105623/everything-need-know-cooking-mouth-video/ 

67 - Mouth Parts

We talkin' about two kinds of holes in this one. Strap in.   GLORY HOLES https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_(sexual_slang) https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/09/glory-holes-pandemic-rise.html   ENEMAS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema   https://badgut.org/information-centre/a-z-digestive-topics/enemas/   https://www.verywellhealth.com/thmb/RRfSmYI0lcbCRMwPF7oIdrzW9Hw=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/how-to-use-an-enema-1942648_final-a17ce596a4554225b7785e1ca1f305c3.png   https://www.verywellhealth.com/thmb/0qEmW_h8hfffZ4Mf_CQ1-1Psqx8=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/can-using-enemas-harm-your-intestines-1942580_final-01bbcdd4691b4a14b7127da04c41efac.png   https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H6d22b079476b411487c46ace99eee0abH.jpg?width=800&height=800&hash=1600

66 - Compound Trauma

Alyssa and Kayla talk about some external crawlies and internal creepies. Links below!   MOTHS https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/where-we-work/united-states/5-cool-things-you-didnt-know-about-moths/ https://www.livescience.com/21933-moth-week-facts.html   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html   https://www.treehugger.com/bizarre-facts-about-moths-4864534   https://natureconservancy-h.assetsadobe.com/is/image/content/dam/tnc/nature/en/photos/tnc_63395030.jpg?crop=0,318,4680,2457&wid=1200&hei=630&scl=3.9   https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/CNctW3LuzYiH9Us3n9SRnZ-650-80.jpg.webp   MOUTHS https://www.newsweek.com/mouth-hair-woman-rare-medical-case-1485761 https://www.livescience.com/woman-grows-hair-from-mouth.html https://www.health.com/condition/pcos/woman-grows-hair-gums-gingival-hirsutism https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/003591576005300708

65 - Moths & Mouths

Alyssa and Kayla get very oral with their topics today. Do not listen while eating. Links below!   -- MOLDY JAM You're gonna have to do your own Googling on this one ;)   SALOPHILIA Sofia Grey Pornhub Insights Vice article John Thomas Toys article Unique Fetish Livejournal

64 - Uh Oh Hot Dog

Let's talk about Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken! Oh, also, some gross stuff, too. But mostly the 1991 horse diving classic, Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken. Links below!   -- TIRDY WORKS https://www.looper.com/208667/the-untold-truth-of-tirdy-works/ https://moosetirds.com/ https://www.trutv.com/shows/tirdy-works   POO BRICKS https://www.reuters.com/article/us-philippines-poop-bricks/philippine-students-turn-littered-dog-poo-into-bricks-idUSKBN1XU152 https://nowthisnews.com/future/students-in-the-philippines-develop-bricks-made-of-dog-poop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces#Uses_of_animal_feces https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_dung_fuel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Ivory_Coffee https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/23998/7-creative-uses-poop https://inhabitat.com/top-6-eco-friendly-uses-for-poop/    

63 - Wild Pods Can't Be Casted

Alyssa & Kayla are back to business with some helpful medical advice and science chat. Links below!   -- MY FEET ARE KILLING ME https://www.thelist.com/183981/the-untold-truth-of-tlcs-my-feet-are-killing-me/?utm_campaign=clip https://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-feet-are-killing-me/full-episodes/my-feet-are-killing-me-sneak-peek https://www.thelist.com/183981/the-untold-truth-of-tlcs-my-feet-are-killing-me/ https://doctorebonie.com/ https://people.com/tv/tlc-new-series-my-feet-are-killing-me/ Application: https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a30456840/tlc-my-feet-are-killing-me-casting/   MOLD https://sciencing.com/why-does-mold-grow-food-4966797.html   https://www.cdc.gov/mold/faqs.htm   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mold

62 - Moons Over My Hammy

The title speaks for itself. Kayla and Alyssa have an honest conversation about the George Floyd/Black Lives Matter uprisings, their privilege, and how to get involved. 

61 - Black Lives Matter

It's our 60th episode, and we're doing it right! A little heavy, a little fun - this episode's got it all. Links & pics below!   -- DEGLOVING https://www.healthline.com/health/degloving   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degloving   https://www.verywellhealth.com/how-to-treat-an-avulsion-1298913 https://i1.wp.com/lafabriqueverticale.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/5-ring-finger.jpg?resize=720%2C340&ssl=1   ARMPITS https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/qvnz95/men-with-armpit-fetishes-talk-about-hair-smells-and-keeping-secrets http://www.girlpits.com/forums3/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armpit_fetishism https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a13028081/armpit-fetish/ https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-psychology-behind-armpit-fetishes https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/cardi-b-armpit-licking-fetish https://nicepits.tumblr.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/SarahHylandArmpit/

60 - Forever Haunted

We're talking whole hog today, from horns to meat. I don't know what that means but whatever, it's a pandemic! Links below!   -- CELEBRITY MEAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0rR3KvUqI https://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-bitelabs-make-salami-celebrity-tissue-samples-20140304-story.html?fbclid=IwAR00NUTBrW4t8UQ5h1O0ozTEsAWN_nzD-Z4HrLa8sH_k7ZPasxhW9ZrKsko https://twitter.com/BiteLabsCo?lang=en https://slate.com/technology/2014/02/bite-labs-is-probably-a-prank-artisanal-salami-from-celebrity-tissue-samples.html https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kbz8ky/the-guy-who-want-to-sell-you-salami-made-out-of-james-franco-are-100-serious https://bitelabs.org/vision https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultured_meat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_impact_of_meat_production   CUTANEOUS HORNS https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/01/5-5-inch-dragon-horn-grew-out-of-mans-back-from-unaddressed-skin-cancer/   https://www.skincancer.org/skin-cancer-information/squamous-cell-carcinoma/   https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/318953#what-is-a-cutaneous-horn   https://www.healthline.com/health/cutaneous-horn#symptoms   http://nmsudaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/5-Inch-Dragon-Horn-with-Cancer-Risk-Removed-from-Mans-Back-1-768x432.jpg 

59 - Auditory Hug

It's our second episode of the quarantine! Sit back, relax, and enjoy our discussion of vermin. Links below!   -- RATS https://www.victorpest.com/articles/seven-rat-facts-cringe   https://www.carolinapest.com/10-fascinating-scary-facts-rodents/   https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/starving-angry-cannibalistic-america-s-rats-are-getting-desperate-amid-n1180611   https://www.thecut.com/2020/04/and-now-an-army-of-rats.html https://youtu.be/wvfGs3-Y2Ek   SNAKE GUTS https://www.huffpost.com/entry/python-foreign-object_n_5e58a57bc5b6beedb4e91c5b https://www.therichest.com/shocking/15-most-shocking-things-ever-found-inside-a-snakes-body/ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4313978.stm https://www.huffpost.com/entry/python-foreign-object_n_5e58a57bc5b6beedb4e91c5b https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_(genus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticulated_python#Behaviour_and_ecology https://phys.org/news/2017-03-jaw-droppingso-snake.html https://honesttopaws.com/python-eats-teddy-bear/ https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/84336/8-inanimate-objects-have-been-swallowed-snakes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eaten_Alive_(TV_program)

58 - The Thunderdome

We're BACK! Welcome to Season 2 of Pretty Gross. We kick off our first remotely-recorded COVID-19 Quaranteen episode with a nice, gentle gross. Links below!   -- WILLIAM SHATNER HORSE DIVORCE https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/black-keys-dan-auerbach-loses-612327 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner#Personal_life https://www.vogue.com/article/famous-celebrity-divorces-angelina-jolie-brad-pitt http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4623280.stm https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qjdxvq/yeehaw-william-shatner-just-won-a-bunch-of-horse-jizz-in-his-divorce https://people.com/tv/william-shatner-to-get-horse-semen-divorce-settlement/ https://www.today.com/popculture/william-shatner-sells-kidney-stone-charity-1C9481930   MO(U)LTING https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moulting https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/the-basics-feather-molt/ https://www.thoughtco.com/how-insects-grow-1968346 https://www.purdue.edu/vet/vth/files/documents/Shedding%20in%20Reptiles.pdf http://www.anapsid.org/shedding.html https://math.scholastic.com/content/dam/classroom-magazines/math/issues/2017-18/101617/the-magic-of-molting/MA-101617-MOLTING-Medium1.jpg

57 - Podcast in the Time of COVID-19

It's our last episode of 2019, and we're flipping the script! Get all your wholesome content here. Links below!   -- SOUR TOE COCKTAIL VICE ARTICLE   MAC   ANIMAL VOLUNTEERS Insider article Playing violin to dogs Taking naps with cats   DANCING WITH CATS

56 - Pretty Sweet

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