Eventually, everyone gets AIDS. According to statisticians .

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Episode 133- Magic Johnson has what!?!?!

Huckleberry, two-timing, hip hop dragonfly.

Episode 132- The Tell Tale Fart

Try and take this one down, Paramount. Good luck!

Episode 131- TnT done dirt cheap

Saturday morning cartoons will never be the same, once we get our hands on the secret formula for Diet Dr. Pepper (not Mr. Pibb).

Episode 130- The Komodo Dragon

Knick Knack Paddy Whack, Boot-scootin’ freelance architect.

Episode 129- Outrage ensues at the county zoo

This one is all over the place. When Dan isn’t around, we go way off script.

Episode 128- Cat Piss, Pedos and Who the hell is on first?

Mat recalls a simpler time when we used to rustle up a decent episode. It’s been a while.

Episode 127- Best Western

Get your snacks ready for Dan’s dating story.

Episode 126- Tales from the Minnesota State Fair

Step 1: Beat two eggs mercilessly until golden brown Step 2: Add sugar and concrete Step 4: Dance like you have crippling anemia (because you do).

Episode 125- Thonspiracy Ceories

Join Paul and his friends as they traverse a fjord or something.

Episode 124- Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar- The Midnight Sun Matter

Will rodents ever be able to write in cursive? Probably.

Episode 123- 456 Reasons to bypass the church’s sanctions on birth control

MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK. HOW DO I GET TO GO BACK TO NORmal? Never mind, I got it. Thanks anyway.

Episode 122- Does wearing a belt give you diarrhea?

Fasten your trousers for a wild ride back to the epitome of malpractice as we conjure the sacred wind that foreshadow bookends, turned just so.

Episode 121- The long lost epic of man

It has been several years since the event the old timers refer to as “the dark day” has passed. It seems time has been unkind once again as we usher in a new plague of once forgotten something something.

Episode 120- The return of the great snail scourge

Episode 119- Tiny and his power glove

A raucous, no holds barred, podcast that walks the lines of legality. Listen at your own risk. We are NOT kidding.

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