Crum's Lasik experience can help those who are considering it, understand what goes on. Kid comes back to life. Mila puts butter on a plate, and someone has the audacity to comment. Crum has a peanut butter incident that would have been dealt with differently had it been Paul or Mila. 80% of students suck. Operator fails at doing her job, and Paul is pissed. Crum gets a weird compliments from the mani/pedi ladies. Online reviews: we're ambivalent about them. Business cards -- Worth it?

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CRUM TALKS LASIK SURGERY. MILA’S BUTTER STORY. CRUM’S PEANUT BUTTER INCIDENT. OPERATOR PISSES PAUL OFF. ONLINE REVIEWS.

Paul recaps the Jersey Shore reunion for us, and explains the appeal behind the show. If you take a hike in Afghanistan you WILL be kidnapped by the Taliban. Trudeau's proposal of banning straws. Paul explains what biodegradable means. Crum is on a new craze because of a book; she goes on about refined sugars and starches. Drunken AM meals -- shoutout to Paul's brother. Decapitated pig study at Yale, Paul gets really sciency and explains (Ethyl Glycol??!?!?).

PLASTIC STRAWS, PAUL NEEDS TO GET SLEEVE TATOOS, JERSEY SHORE EXPLAINED, DON’T PUT YOURSELF IN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS

This episode we discuss the Starbucks arrests, the weird plane incident, and other news stories. We talk about the state of social media, and its positive/negative impact on people. Paul goes off on a rant. Mila obviously goes off on a rant, and Crum ponders about their rants.

HELL NO STORIES FROM MILA & CRUM’S TRIP TO SEATTLE AND PAUL HAS HAD IT WITH “THESE” KINDS OF PEOPLE

DJ ALIZE is our special guest this week. He fills us in on following his passion, his first time live on the radio, his company, and his upcoming projects. His thoughts on today's hip-hop scene and Canada's growing music scene.

SPECIAL GUEST DJ ALIZE from HOT 107 TIPS AND WISDOM. He shares his years of experience in the music industry, as a DJ, and a radio host. He gives us a sense of what is hot, new and noteworthy.

Singing along to a rap song with the "n" word. Katy Perry controversy. Thoughts on people overusing your name. Crum tells a story that only Mila thinks is funny.

“N” WORD IN RAP SONGS, BULLSHIT TEXTBOOK TAUGHT SOCIAL TIPS, AND CRUM’S LAME GREAT GATSBY STORY THAT ONLY MILA THINKS IS FUNNY.

Our special guest this week is a P3 Krav Maga practitioner, Christian -- he also happens to be Mila and Crum's brother. We discuss self defence techniques, an incident at a McDonalds, and intermittent fasting.

KRAV MAGA, AND SELF-DEFENSE P3 PRACTITIONER WITH CHRISTIAN G.

Crum complains about Mila being an annoying cardio partner. Paul's badass motorcycle experiences. Mila's two door car philosophy about men.

CARDIO ETIQUETTE, THE RELATIONSHIP TWO DOOR CAR PHILOSOPHY

In today's longer episode, Paul's classmate, Eric, is our special guest. They both try to make sense to us brain supplements, medicine, Vitamin D, melatonin etc. Really nerdy and interesting stuff. Second part of our episode dives into conservatism and Jordan Peterson's rise to fame and why we agree with what he has been preaching.

BRAIN SUPPLEMENTS, GENDER EQUALITY, UNIVERSITY CULTURE (FEAT. ERIC L.)

Crum is going to get a massage, and needs a certain condition met. We recount some stories of how Lebanese parents discipline their children...and it ain't pretty. Instagram photo tricks to enhance cup sizes. Photos that altogether mislead people and result in letdowns upon meeting them in person.

MISLEADING INSTAGRAM PHOTOS, OLD SCHOOL PARENTING, AND “THIS IS MY FACE”

Mila believes that instagram and having fun is directly correlated with how bad the Oilers are performing this season. Shootouts to determine a gold medal game is debated heavily. Is removal of silver medal by Canadian hockey player disrespectful? Also, beginning a new segment, the "Hell No's" of the week!

HOCKEY SHOOTOUTS, OILERS SUCK BECAUSE OF INSTAGRAM, AND THE BIG HELL NO’S OF THE WEEK

Three hosts. Two female. One male. This podcast is a young "professional" perspective on current events and navigating life as a young twenty-something year old. Follow us on instagram @koalkhara @malmoul @crum1

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