Which NHL goal horn is the horniest of them all? Also: John Lennon (sort of) imagines a world without hockey, and Taylor stumbles upon a galaxy brain level Jeff Goldblum joke. Timestamps (Spoilers!) 0:00 Puck Face Theme/Intro 2:00 News Jokes 5:32 Detroit 7:00 Detroit plus “Imagine” 7:41 Florida 10:24 Washington 12:02 New Jersey 14:38 Philadelphia 16:35 Anaheim 18:35 Colorado 20:36 Edmonton 22:09 Winnipeg 23:40 Vegas 25:33 St. Louis 27:57 Vancouver 29:54 Tampa Bay 31:33 Toronto 33:00 Carolina 35:21 Arizona 37:07 Ottawa 38:48 San Jose 39:58 New York (I) 42:24 Pittsburgh 43:49 Columbus 45:58 Minnesota 48:15 Buffalo 50:30 Montreal 52:49 Los Angeles 54:30 Dallas 58:12 Boston 58:34 Jeff Goldblum 61:59 Calgary 64:30 New York (R) 66:10 What’s Not Upsetting Taylor About the Canucks 67:07 The greatest goal horn of all time 68:48 Nashville 70:52 Chicago 73:12 “Imagine”: PFP Edition

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5 - Super Horny Hockey Countdown™

Anchors away! Shitty costumes, geo-blocks, hockey twitter and…Klingons?! Taylor & Aleris discuss bad allyship in hockey culture, recap the NHL season so far, and welcome the latest addition to the Hockey D&D party. Recorded twice because winter came to Taylor’s laptop and froze Garageband. Timestamps 0:00 Fake Ass Gilligan’s Island/Intro 3:52 News Jokes 4:59 NHL season so far! 12:35 The Matt Duchene trade 14:41 General thoughts on allyship 17:00 Allyship & Halloween 20:11 Devante Smith-Pelly’s comments 21:33 JT Brown & Chris Kunitz 22:23 Andrew Shaw 24:13 Patrick Kane’s Bauer tweet [CW: SA] 27:15 Tyler Seguin, xenophobia, & hockey twitter 32:38 Good allyship examples (Marchand, Bieksa, Carolina Hurricanes) 35:21 What’s Not Upsetting Taylor About the Vancouver Canucks 37:02 Hockey D&D League 43:14 Aleris commentary/outro Hockey D&D theme by Heather Grey. heathergraymusic.ca

4 - Fake Ass Allyship

All 31 NHL teams get song treatment in our 2017/18 season preview episode! Also: A look into on how mainstream hockey media has shaped the narrative re: Penguins’ decision to visit the White House. Plus, the return of Hockey D&D League. Song List/Timestamps 3:23 Arizona 5:22 Anaheim 6:09 Calgary 7:35 Edmonton 9:33 Los Angeles 10:37 San Jose 11:16 Vancouver 11:48 Vegas 12:47 Hockey D&D 15:46 Central Division Song 18:00 Boston 20:13 Buffalo, Detroit, Florida 21:36 Montreal 22:44 I’m Not Upset (About the Canucks) 23:19 Ottawa 25:16 Tampa Bay 26:48 Toronto 29:29 Penguins White House Rant 41:06 Carolina 42:23 Columbus 44:09 New Jersey 44:44 New York R 45:40 New York I 47:09 Philadelphia 48:36 Washington 49:53 Pittsburgh Check out Jashvina Shah’s commentary on the Pens’ WH visit here: https://soundcloud.com/stick-to-sports/episode-18-on-hockey-culture-the-penguins-white-house-visit-and-more Musical Credits: Acoustic/Folk Instrumental by Hyde - Free Instrumentals https://soundcloud.com/davidhydemusic Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/YKdXVnaHfo8 ––– • Contact the artist: davidrhyde1@gmail.com https://soundcloud.com/davidhydemusic ––– • F.A.Q: How to use music https://goo.gl/zNKFGu ––– • Main Playlists: Artists: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... Genres: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... Moods: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... ––– • Follow us: Facebook https://goo.gl/kYbVSb Twitter https://goo.gl/WJnMWV Instagram https://goo.gl/5EgBhP SoundCloud https://goo.gl/KfElaU Google+ https://goo.gl/eDXHbT ––– And So It Begins by Artificial.Music https://soundcloud.com/artificial-music Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/JpoEFiAJdxo ––– • Contact the artist: https://soundcloud.com/artificial-music http://aryllfae.com/contact.html http://artificial.srs.place/releases ––– • F.A.Q: How to use music https://goo.gl/zNKFGu ––– • Main Playlists: Artists: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... Genres: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... Moods: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... ––– • Follow us: Facebook https://goo.gl/kYbVSb Twitter https://goo.gl/WJnMWV Instagram https://goo.gl/5EgBhP SoundCloud https://goo.gl/KfElaU Google+ https://goo.gl/eDXHbT ––– Music by BENSOUND http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-... Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0  http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Music provided by Audio Library https://youtu.be/gnvwBNvVfuU ––– • Main Playlists: Artists: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... Genres: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... Moods: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCht8... ––– • Follow us: Facebook https://goo.gl/OnhrRO Twitter https://goo.gl/WJnMWV Google + https://goo.gl/eDXHbT ––– Remaining music is mostly taken from piano/acoustic covers found online. We didn’t play any instruments. Just vocals (badly). No copyright intended. Just for funsies. Not a dime is being made.

3 - Hockey! The Musical

From the mythical reaches of Vancouver Island, it's a podcast where hockey culture and counter culture collide. Brought to you by friends, Taylor & Aleris!

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