Jordan gives a MAJOR update! Who makes these websites?? Spoons exist! A pun that has been hiding right under our noses OUR WHOLE LIVES! Same brother puns! Made up friends! Not a pun? Still good! Topics: "Candy" and "Kitchen Utensils and Appliances" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

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Gummi Beers

"A show with brothers who love each other and like to laugh..." The O. Henry Pun-Off. Revisionist History?? Jordan keeps standing up. Great bros think alike! The nation of Brussels! The debut of a "Coach" impression! BIG MINION GUY! Topics: "Vehicles" and "Fruits and Vegetables" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Jack Lemon vs. Rick Shaw

We play a BRAND NEW game for the first (and last?) time! How small is a "small mammal?" Should we GET POLITICAL? Will Jerzy's plan to keep Jordan from punning beyond the time limit work? #yesitwill This week's topics: world currencies, small mammals Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Hey Hey Hey, Good Boy

Someone wears a HOT sweater! We ban fictional magicians! The return of Jordan's classic Frasier impression! We wonder if we will ever both be good in the same episode again?? Topics: Magic and Wine

Brosé

Dole Whip. Horse Boi. Doing it for the Instagram Clout. Squeaky Chair. This week's topics: "Headlines" and "Herbs & Spices." Other Projects: Insomniac Theatre Vocabaret Week Didn't Start Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

We Bought a Zoom

Jordan and Jerzy are BACK BACK BACK with a weekly show and new format! This week: baseball players and marijuana. Other projects: "Week Didn't Start" "I_NY" "Vocabaret" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Alice B. Toke More

Jordan and Jerzy resurrect the podcast for a spooky halloween "Headlines" episode.

Punk Assed: PUNDEAD

Jerzy talks with author Joe Berkowitz about his book "Away With Words: an Irreverent Tour Through the World of Pun Competitions." They discuss Joe's "Blair Witch" approach to battle rap, his experience competing in (and writing about) pun contests, and why he decided to provoke fights between Jerzy and his brothers in order to move a few extra units.

Away With Words (with Joe Berkowitz)

Jerzy and Jordan discuss the four (five?) elements of quality puns. Then, they make puns on all 118 elements in the Periodic Table. Shout outs to Hootie and the Blowfish, Oliver Platt, and Iam.

Elements of a Well-Made Pun (with Jordan Gwiazdowski)

A long episode- we couldn't parrot down. Ariel Boone talks with Jerzy about pun etiquette, multilingual punning, "Christopher Columbus-ing," and more. We play Oh Pun Sez We on "Fruits and Vegetables (in other languages)" and a bunch of mini-games because we couldn't help it. Also, Ariel almost forgets to show Jerzy a meme.

Polyglot a Cracker (with Ariel Boone)

Jerzy and Toby tackle some pun topics they didn't see in Austin this year: "Fasteners" and "World War Two."

Fasten der Führer, Us!

Jerzy and Toby recap the 40th Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

Pun-Off 2017 Recap!

In the first episode of 2017, Jordan and Jerzy come up with some rules for punning in polite society.

The Ten Commandments of Punning

The 39th Annual O. Henry Pun Off is in the books! Jordan, Jerzy and Toby congregate in their Austin hotel room to discuss the results.

Punk Assed: Austin Pun-Off Recap!

WE DRINK YOUR (Shamrock) MILKSHAKE in this episode, punning on the oil business, cities in Ireland, and pregnancy. This episode is great for St. Patrick's Day. Its also great for weddings and a funeral- just ask Mickey Blue Eyes.

Punk Assed #36: "Cribs, Oil & Clover"

The world's first pun podcast. Award-winning wordsmiths discuss, dissect, and duel over wordplay.

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Punk Assed: a Pun Cast

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