Why is eyebrow threading the sign of true friendship? Who takes makeup tips from two piss holes in the snow? Why do pelicans give bad BJs? Who is the third Minogue sister? Which actor is a huge fan of SOBE drinks? How does a 2.5 way work? You can learn burlesque from Loli at: www.bottomsupdance.com.au browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com  

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28: Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls (2010)

What does the bright futuristic world of 1995 look like? Is Ed McMahon going to make a cameo? How do you play Peek-a-boob? Who will sue the boys first: Susie Dent or Katey Sagal? Is space docking like regular docking? browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

27: Starship Eros (1979)

What happens when you combine a McDouble with a McChicken? How will Hue and Trevor celebrate their 5 year anniversary? What do FemBots do in the old west? Suck Lord? How many pleats should be in a pair pf panties? What's Trevor's white whale? Why is Bonnie Tyler rolling over in her grave? browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

26: Powder Burns (1971)

All the outtakes, extras, and bloopers from the Teenage Lesbian episode.  browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

25.5 BONUS Teenage Lesbian

What appliance would entice you to do porn? What has Nancy from the craft been up to? What are Billy D William's kids up to? Will the boys talk about the sex or the 1990's laptop more? How many muppets had to die to make this movie? What did happen to the caveman from Encino Man? browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

25: Teenage Lesbian

Is there finally a drag queen Trevor doesn't know? What was Jessica Lange Doing in 1992? What are Hue's cats learning in summer school? What do Buffy and Gizmo have in common? How do nipples go bankrupt? browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

24: TV Phone Sex

Suffering from quarantine madness the boys mix it up and bring a slew of funny could be porn actor names. Each name is put into a bracket to see which is the funniest. You can listen to the rational and history behind each name, or jump right to the list and bracket at 26:15.  See the completed bracket at: browneyepod.com  Have suggestions for a future bracket challenge? Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

Shut In Special: Porn Name Bracket Challenge

The boys are in love and have no questions. Our first full length perfect score! This review includes 3 spotlights, scores at the start, a hired voice actor, musical numbers, and no semblance of linear time. browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

23: Alice In Wonderland (1976) Part 2

22: Alice In Wonderland (1976) Part 1

When does Trevor schedule his panic attacks? What flavor are pink condoms? What's hanky code for poor kids? How does the song Pony playing prove an orgasm? What's on Colorado style pizza? What the queer section of Buffalo Wild Wings? Get answers to all these urethra burning questions! browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

21: Love and Loss

Will Matti ever be able to say the word epilate? Which is harsher: tan lines or a pixie cut? Will we ever solve Nancy Drew and the mystery of the secret vibrators? What do kink and kindergarten craft projects have in common? Which is sexier: Shrimp or a 3 compartment sink? Get answers to all these urethra burning questions! browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

20: Justine (Nothing to Hide II)

What is the plural of anus? Is Florence Henderson a dude? How many fruit roll ups is too many? Do basset hounds belong in porn? Does Moses have his cosmetology license? Get answers to all these urethra burning questions! browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

19: Love Emergency

At Brown Eye Pod we stand with BIPOC and commit to being anti-racist. We are using our voice, no matter the size, to lift up others. We list several suggested podcasts in the episode or on www.browneyepod.com If you have suggestions for other podcasts please contact us, DM us on Twitter or Instagram, or email us at hey@browneyepod.com.

BLM: Amplifying Other Voices

Does cock beat paper? What ocarina do they use in Dragonball Z? What would GooKu put on their craigslist ad? Will Trevor ever learn how lady parts work? Get answers to all these urethra burning questions! browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

18: Dragon Boob Z

Does Polly Pocket belong in porn? What are baby doll socks? How many people can you fit into a winnebego? Do adults play hide-and-go-seek? Why should you talk to ducks to get paid? Was it all a dream? Get answers to all these urethra burning questions! browneyepod.com  Can you explain the plot? Because we can't. Let us know at: hey@browneyepod.com

17: E-3 "The Extra Testicle"

Three homosexual men get together weekly to watch and rate pornography and judge it! They judge on a scale of 1 to 10 inches, where 1 inch is not doing enough, 10 inches is doing too much, and 6.5 inches is perfect! This podcast is not safe for work, unless you wear headphones, and even then you should probably wear some protection. https://www.browneyepod.com/

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