Join is with tales of terror from the icy corners of the internet and dangerous haunted house employees. We venture into a very spooky episode of Fantasy Island 4x01 "The Devil and Mandy Breem" / "Instant Millionaire" in which Ricardo Montalbán fights the Devil (Roddy McDowall). We ask the question we’ve all been wondering, why are there cops on Fantasy Island?

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Episode 533 - Opera of the Night Witches: A Ramjack Conjuring

Welcome to spooky season. Alex has terrifying tales of Squid Games, Circles, and Space Emperors. Brad breaks down all the sports. Nobody understands what a reboot is. There are some powerful sales at our favorite website and we discover paranormal cat toys.

Episode 532 - Crypt of the Beast of Ramjack

Breaking News: Music is cancelled. Alex finds a book that might be too much about robots. Brad gets bamboozled. We discuss the latest creepy offerings and some people are ticked off!

Episode 531- Admiral of the Sand: Ramjacks Final Station

Jeremy Renner remains to be a famous actor for some reason did he make a deal with the devil or is it some sort of pyramid scheme? The world may never know. In T and T 1x11 “Junkyard Blues” Amy/Amanda has her car stolen and we meet the successful voice actor ever.

Episode 530 - Environments of Chaos: The Ramjack Strategic Zoning Plan

Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season with a full report on all our spooky friends at Halloween Horror Nights and our favorite creepy boutique of nonsense. This podcast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.

Episode 529 - Victory Forever! The 11th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It.

What is your go to go to holiday destination in New York? Brad meets a slew of new creepy friends in the entirely questionable Crypt Monster Universe, including Look-See a monster that kills sadsacks. T and T 1x10 "The Latest Development” makes us question child labor laws and Sophie dresses like a racecar bed.

Episode 528 - Estates of the Fallen a Ramjack Survey of Sorrow

We check back in on even more deals from our creepiest of pals. How will you spend 10k on spooks and spirits? Why are scientists denying monkey’s their treat jackpots? A baffling T and T 1x09 "On Ice" brings us a lot of questions about hockey and Canadian Law.

Episode 527 - Insolence on Parade: A Ramjack Feast of Virtue

Tammy and Dan join us for a casual ep. The proper Halloween season is upon us and the theme parks are filled with creeps, monsters, ghouls, and sketchy vloggers. Our favorite website is selling you a wish making subscription service and also has some great vaguely described customer appreciation gifts. We learn some new bird facts and play a new JCVD based game.

Episode 526 - Radiation Sickness Roundabouts: The Travails of Ramjack

Alex relates a tale of suspect firemen and proper travel dining. Brad has seen Suicide Squad and the Green Knight and fully understands the ending of both without the assistance of lunatics on the internet. What happens to a fuckboy deferred?

Episode 525 - Petition for Leniency Denied! Ramjack's Final Verdict

Have you fully washed and dried your bathtub mat lately? How’s your intelligent soap dispenser? Is everything in your bathroom insane? Alex is back from WhiteWasp Island and Brad is deep in a youtube doc K-Hole. Luckily, we aren’t adults overly invested in baby cartoons or basketball games.

Episode 524 - Execution of the Ramjack Imperative

Tammy and Dan are here to celebrate the Creepy Hollows Christmas in July Sale. We take a look at the worst father of the year and also the worst book that was ever forced on school children. There is a battle of quotes in JCVD vs VJ and a lot of people are TICKED OFF!

Episode 523 - Ramjack and the Council of Failed Troubadours

It’s summer and it’s very hot so we are having a casual episode. Amazon halo is stupid ugly garbage for idiots. Alex has visited Jackson TN. We check in on the Mormons who are dealing with some real insanity and creepy hollows is selling garbage from the future.

Episode 519 - Hierarchy of Paranoia: The Methods of Ramjack

Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores.

Episode 518 - Tarantulas at Dawn: The Ambassadors to Ramjack

Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ.

Episode 517 - Imitation of a Crime: The Sincerest form of Ramjack

Would you save the life of an imperialist murderer or a lovable cartoon character? Spoiler alert: a lot of people are choosing the wrong answer. We’re continue to leave a candle in the window for Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x05 “The Drop” a 13-year-old is going to be charged as an adult for delivering sweepstakes envelopes.

Episode 516 - Wonders and Terrors: The Cursed Promise of Ramjack

Brad Cupples and Alexander Green tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment". Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes , well , review the finest sitcoms of the 80s in an attempt to learn from it's often hidden virtues. Bangarang!

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