Episode twelve (or our duodenary episode if you will I had to pronounce therefore you have to read it -Garfield), in which unqualified no longer high school students decided to discuss a TV show rather than a book (but it's based on books, so it's okay and still fits our "theme")  where every language is English and British is the default.

Reader's Guide to the Galaxy

Ep.12 Shadow and Bone: not a book this time cuz we're qUiRkY

Episode 11 in which unqualified very American almost high school graduates learn that undenary is another way to say 11th, realize that actors do not in fact share the same name as their characters, and of course, discuss a very British sci-fi comedy.

Ep.11 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Bilbo John Watson,

Episode ten, in which a typically fun and light-hearted podcast talks about more serious topics like racism and trauma. This episode is not going to be a fun one but we felt it was an important topic and a wonderful book. Additionally, it is important to note that all of the members in this episode are white so please take all of what we say with a grain of salt.

Ep.10 Little Fires Everywhere:

Episode nine, which was supposed to be episode eight (lookin' at you paws for always including that annoying way of saying what number episode we are on and being wrong - Garfield) in which unqualified high school students decide it's a good idea to record a podcast about a book that none of us have read in over a year and have forgotten nearly everything about, discuss every sequel ever, and of course never stay on a singular topic.

Ep.9 Carry On (part 2 Wayward Son): this time with no hallways involved, Baz the vampire babushka, and not enough cheekbones

Episode eight (that was supposed to be three (i'm not kidding this was recorded BEFORE the last one - Garfield)), in which unqualified highschool students (and one now college freshman) decide it's a good idea to record a podcast, playfully strangle one another over opinions, obsess over cheekbones, and discuss what is essentially elaborate Drarry fanfic  all while sitting in the middle of a hallway while people are walking by. 

Ep.8 Carry On (part 1): hallways, playful strangulation, cheekbones, and classical music?

Episode seven (that was supposed to be episode five but clearly that didn't happen), in which unqualified high school students (and one now college freshman who was a senior only just finishing up applying to colleges at the time of recording) discuss a book about some high school students with a podcast, fandoms, and other things that are completely related right?  anywho welcome to what we're too embarrassed to put on soundcloud so we decided to put it everywhere else find us on instagram @rgttg_podcast and leave a review on apple podcasts!

Ep. 7 Radio Silence: Wisdom teeth, Witcher, and Fandom

Episode six, in which unqualified high school students discuss an interesting, fanfic trope heavy, version of the future and read completely irrelevant fanfics because Paws told us to. fanfics read:  Garfield--> "Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles" by proudhousewife on Fanfiction.net https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles Joostlover--> "The Countess" by Hebi on Fanfiction.net https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13593125/1/The-Countess-translated Paws--> "Death will not stop true love" by asyouwish_foreverandalways on Archiveofourown.org https://archiveofourown.org/works/11431569

Ep. 6 The Lunar Chronicles: in which we discover that Garfield should never narrate an audiobook because she can’t stick to an accent for a character

Episode five, in which unqualified high school students recorded an episode during a global pandemic and basically no one showed up because they were probably sleeping, but those who did show up often go off-topic and talk about who knows what.  Garfield says she's sorry about her mic quality her face was too close to the mic

Ep. 5 The Last Wish: an exercise in staying on topic which we failed miserably

Episode four, in which unqualified high school students discuss the impending apocalypse, satanic nuns, and debate who is more attractive  Benedict Cumberbatch or David Tennant (spoiler it's David Tennant).  Find us on Instagram at rgttg_podcast

Ep. 4 Good Omens: The Omens that Vibe

Episode three, in which unqualified highschool students decide its a good idea to record a podcast in a hallway and there’s some cute ships, Bus, Garfield and Paws wrestle like maniacs, and there’s Shakespearean swears!

Ep 3. Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue and Lady's Guide to Petticoats and Piracy: Where we have so many gosh darn opinions it's just a mess

 Episode two,  In which unqualified high school students discuss *cough* fan girl *cough* over more unscrupulous hooligans, except this time from fantasy Russia. Plus, we try not to die from shipping too hard.

Ep 2. Six of Crows: In which we relate to much to the characters

episode one, in which unqualified high-schoolers make questionable judgements of unscrupulous medieval folk

Ep 1. The Princess Bride: The inconceivable notion that the Sicilian could be -12.3 chins

We are a group of high schoolers who enjoy reading books and watching movies. So as normal people do we decided to make a podcast about it.

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