It's Christmas! Scott and Lizzie take a look at Scott's bizarre collection of celebrity autographs, from Blue Peter presenters, the cast and crew of Two Pints, the incomparable Beverley Callard and many more. Lizzie also opens up another of her bonkers celebrity journals - in her crosshairs this time is everybody's favourite Jackass star Chris Pontius. 

Reading Scott's Diary

2020 Christmas Special: Dear Scott / Perfect Pontius'

RSD is coming at you remotely for the first time as Scott continues his summer holidays. Back in 2004, Scott gets a new uniform in preparation for the start of year 10, enjoys a few hand-me-down baths, and the Griffin family’s obsession with eggs continues. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie chat heady festival toilet aromas, provocative performance art and legendary trapped wind.

S2E9 - Delicious Horse Manure

As the summer holidays continue, Scott is mesmerised by the 2004 Athens Olympic Games, loses his bike the morning after a party, and does a whole lot of MSN blocking and egg eating. At the table, Lizzie and Scott discuss Lizzie's menstruation cycle, London 2012 and get to grips with dreaded bum beef. 

S2E8 - Daily Egg Report

As the summer holidays drone on, Scott becomes a webmaster, is kept awake by his dad's didge, and is troubled by punctuation shaped neck spots. Outside of the very detailed diary, Scott and Lizzie chat fish in parsley sauce scented deodorant, writing 'masturbate' in inappropriate places, and wanking off a pencil. 

S2E7 - Cokereals

In the summer holidays between years 9 and 10, Scott pesters television writers, enjoys spoonfuls of cold baked beans and gets some culture as he enjoys Boogie Nights at the glitzy Grand Theatre. Around the table, Scott and Lizzie chat Blackpool's urine patches, a pre-MP3 world, and how best to do a Kinga with a wine bottle.

S2E6 - Dip Your Lizard

Scott gets sentimental as year 9 comes to an end, experiments with drink and drugs, and gets a nasty surprise in a service station toilet. In other news, Scott and Lizzie chat maggot infestations, home videos and accessing porn in the noughties. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]

S2E5 - Lil' Maggot Sanctuary

With the summer holidays fast approaching, Scott gets in a fight to protect a spider's web, gets a new Walkman and sees incriminating texts on a friend's phone. Meanwhile, Scott and Lizzie chat homophobic bullying, figuring out your sexuality and the politest way to ask for a handjob. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]

S2E4 - Inside the Comedy Closet

Scott gets emotional in maths, discusses sexy leg tensing and destroys a teacher&apos;s belongings. Also, he drinks a LOT of milk. Outside of school, Scott begins writing to the cast of BBC sitcom Two Pints, exhibits shocking behaviour during a cinema screening of The Notebook, and Becki delivers her infamous Judas Kiss on Big Brother. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie chat Christmas Day porn and unfortunate school nicknames.

S2E3 - Funny Little Pig

In the last few months of year 9, Scott triumphs at his poem recital, gets under the sheets with deceptive chickens and a great dane, and gets pumped watching Big Brother's infamous Fight Night. Meanwhile, Lizzie and Scott discuss dog eat dog bullying, negative body image and Scott’s top tip for seduction.

S2E2 - Sloppy Spring Rolls

RSD is back with a bang as Scott and Lizzie open up the second diary and chat all about Scott's nemesis Miss Griffin, the lengths he'll go to to get a Pokemon sticker book, and his disastrous election campaign. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie wax lyrical about celebrity dongs, the ordeal of topping up old phones and pornographic wallpapers.

S2E1 - The Transit of Venus

It&apos;s Lizzie&apos;s turn! Scott and Lizzie take a look at her diary from the summer of 2002, which quickly descends in to a totally bonkers tribute to Family Guy and Austin Powers star Seth Green...

2019 Christmas Special: I Love Seth Green

In the stellar season finale of Reading Scott's Diary, Scott starts writing to celebrities, meets an ugly turkey and a streaker in school shocks everyone to the core. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott discuss more high school bullying, prom night, angry chefs and offensive Christmas songs.

S1E21 - Shirley Crescent

This week, Scott underperforms in his maths exams, gets drunk on Champ and recalls a time when teachers were braless and boys had moulting pubic hair. Around the table, Scott and Lizzie discuss his millennium time capsule, aggressive playground games and their favourite public masturbators.

S1E20 - Quiv Blo

In this week’s episode, Scott gets excited about Heaventeen, receives a complaint from environmental health and enjoys sliding down syringe-covered hills. Meanwhile, Lizzie educates us all about Mr. Brain, discusses the height of Saturday night TV and enjoys some soothing ASMR. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]

S1E19 - Foam Bath Lady Puzzle

It’s THE podcast with heart as Scott checks in to Habbo Hotel and collects Neopoints, performs condom demos for the class and accompanies one of his feathered friends to the vet. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott talk the early days of social media, their first profile pictures, and the worst brand name ever. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]

S1E18 - The Choco Fac

Scott meticulously recorded every aspect of his life every day between 2003 and 2006, from the easily relatable to the downright bizarre, and thought it would be fun to revisit his teenage diaries with his best friend Lizzie! They talk crushes, sex, bullying, school, TV, teachers, detention, MSN and everything in between.

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