In this episode we learn about Yahweh's attempt to give a warning to the nation of israel. In addition, we learn about how bad I am on a date, and Notre Dame Cathedral. Enjoy!

Reading The Bible With Dan

Ezekiel Ch 12 - Simon Says Be A Trash Panda

Ezekiel Ch 11 part 2 - Inside Basebible

Hello all, In this episode we read half of chapter 11 of Ezekiel. Enjoy!

Ezekiel Ch11 Part 1 - Babies at the gates

Hello friends, In this episode we are reading Chapter 10 of Ezekiel which is more of the old testament's greatest acid trip. In addition, I discuss in not very great detail what I've been doing for the last year. Enjoy!

Ezekiel Ch 10 - Here We Go Again

Recorded live at Helium comedy club on 12/29/18.    

Live From Helium, the Miracles of Jesus

Ezekiel Chapter 9 with Nariko Ott

Ezekiel Ch 8 Part 2

Hello friends, In this episode I only manage to read 4 verses of Ezekiel in about an hour. The rest is just me talking about shit. If that sounds good to you, awesome. If not, then maybe skip this one as it will be disappointing. Enjoy I Hope!

Ezekiel Ch 8 - Kung Fu and Comedy

Ezekiel Chapter 7 Part 2

Hello friends, In this weeks episode we read the first half of chapter 7 of Ezekiel. In addition we learn about home schooling, why me looking good with a cane isn't the best and worst way to die. Enjoy!

Where's Dad And The Hot Disability

I'm Yahweh, What's My Name

Hello all, Thanks to producer extraordinaire Randy, I can share with all of you the audio from the live show at Helium Comedy Club in Portland Oregon recorded right before Christmas. It was a great show, I hope you enjoy it. In order the save the audio, some of the residual laughs from the audience got lost. Sorry about that. Also, sorry I didn't publish anything on Wednesday. I got hit by a car on Tuesday night and have been dealing with that bullshit.

Story of Samson Live At Helium Comedy Club

Hello friends, In this weeks episode we read half of Chapter 5 of Ezekiel where Yahweh continues to torture Ezekiel for pretty much no reason at all. In addition we learn about being undeniable, why Oprah probably wouldn't be a great president and the worst way to shave. Enjoy!

For 19.99 You Too Can Eat Your Son

Hello friends, This episode is the audio of a show I did at Open Signal here in Portland for viewing on the local public access channels. We read about a chapter and half of The Book of Job. In addition, we talk about catch phrases, taking bad news poorly and there is an easter egg you can find near the end. Enjoy

Satan Wanders The Earth and An Easter Egg

Hello all, In this episode we read Chapter 4 of Ezekiel, where Yahweh forces Ezekiel to lay on his side, eat starvation rations of crackers cooked of a fire build with dried shit and play army men against a toy Jerusalem. In addition we learn about why I don't like knee jerk libertarian comedians, my opinions on net neutrality and Track Palin goin' off the rails on his old man. Enjoy!

Lego Jerusalem and Shit Fire Crakers

Reading The Bible With Dan is a humorous journey where the author recreates his conversion from Christian to Atheist via the Bible itself. Every episode at least one chapter of the bible is read and commented on.

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