We’re back — but only for a moment! Your favourite Leafs podcast return for a little check-in. See what’s happening, what the cool jams are. Join us as we discuss the Week of Drafts (Expansion AND Boy Auction), our new gay son Luke Prokop, and express our disappointment and disgust with the Montreal Canadiens, Chicago hockey team, and the NHL in general, if we’re being honest. Discussion of Logan Mailloux and the ongoing allegation against former Chicago Blackhawks coach, Brad Aldrich: Mailloux: 54:45-1:11:50 Blackhawks: 1:11:50-1:26:44

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S03E19: K-Pop Mullet

This week your hosts reached Leafs enlightenment. Genuinely. Like we reached another place of understanding and acceptance. It’s kind of incredible really. We also discuss suspensions and DoPS because when don’t we, noted witch Taylor Hall, and which Leaf should have a hot girl summer. Still waiting for our crop tops in the mail, Kyle.

S03E18: Balenciaga Platform Crocs

If I could turn back time / if I could find a way / to help this team figure out how to score against the goddamn Habs Well, let’s take a trip back to a time where we were actually not that young or naive because hey, we’re Leafs fans! Join us as we let it all out … no literally we take a 5 min rant break each. We hope this is cathartic for you considering what was to come. Come for the screaming about powerplays, stay for the incredibly in-depth discussion on the Leafs’ various love languages. Timestamps: Ethan Bear 1:17:16-1:30:00 Ron MacLean: 1:30:00-1:41:00

S03E17: Biblical Angel William Nylander

It’s been a bit of a rough week for us all, I think, and we hope this episode brings you all a bit of levity! We discuss games 1 and 2 of the Leafs/Habs playoff series and all that entails, the audacity of George Paros and the DoPS, and brainstorm how JT should spend his recovery time. Gentle negging ahead! Time Stamps: John Tavares discussion — please note it does come up throughout the episode, but majority of the conversation takes place from: 3:50 - 32:33 Nazem Kadri suspension discussion: 57:23 - 1:18:47

S03E16: #WinItForJT

Playoffs are just around the corner, but we’ve got a season to finish first … apparently. The NHL vs. making sense. This week we discuss the upcoming series against the Habs and the ridiculousness of the so-called goalie controversy, how the rest of the league is doing where playoffs are allowed already, Some Guy™ joining the Kraken, and the absolutely grade A batshit insane situation in Buffalo. We hope you enjoy questions because we answered a lot of them this week! From relationship advice to actual hockey talk to Auston’s feelings on the Auston Matthews song, we’ve got it all.

S03E15: Twinks Gone Wild!

Welcome to our weekly Leafs & Tom Wilson podcast where we talk about our two favourite topics: the Leafs and Tom Wilson. Join us as we discuss a double clinch (whoaaa double clinch), the epic love story of Mitch and Auston, and Liz’s favourite topic, mullets. Especially Mitch mullets. That’s the good sh*t. We also break down the Tom Wilson shenanigans but, as we’re a Leafs and Tom Wilson podcast, we’re sure you guessed we would. CW: discussion of Jake Virtanen and sexual assault ~41:50-51:10Tom Wilson discussion ~51:10-1:20:10

S03E14: Bay Street Bullies

Another week, another discussion of naked Joe Thornton. This week on Real Gud Pros we discuss the multitudes that Zach Bogosian contains, release our true Zach Hyman feelings, scream (in a fun way) about player goalies, scream (in a bad way) about the IIHF as well as Robin Lehner’s need to read the room, and weep openly over Patrick Marleau. Come for the hockey talk, stay for the discussion on whether hockey players Get™ Venom.

S3E13: Dirrty Era

Guess who’s back, back again. RGP is back, tell a friend. Sometimes life gets in the way and weirdly enough, hockey pauses for no podcast. Join us as we catch up on the trade deadline, yell about the NHL and Covid (starting to get deja vu here), yell even louder about transphobia in the NWHL, and then go back to our normal register to discuss the leafs who, despite what our memory tells us, did fairly well over the past few weeks. Recency bias sure is a b*tch, huh?

S03E12: No Upsies for Matthew

Let’s take a trip back in time to approximately 3 weeks ago when the delightful Keeks joined us! We break down Mitch being the best boy in the entire world, the beginning of Fred’s mysterious ailment, refs behaving badly, and hey! the first postponed game in the North division from Covid … I’m sure that’ll just be a blip, right Vancouver?

S03E11: Beards Over 60

We’re walking the tightrope between laughing at others and fretting our own fates, but I’m going to be honest, we’re leaning heavily to one side. Join us as we say goodbye to * checks notes * Jimmy Vesey? Really? Ok. — welcome Galchenyuck to the line-up, review Dubas’ mid-season presser, and rejoice in the return of our beloved Leaf to Leaf. Laugh with us at the misfortune of Buffalo and Philadelphia and despair over the save percentage of Frederik Andersen. Multitudes, we got ‘em.

S03E10: Knock on Wood

Who amongst us wouldn’t dedicate our new video to our beloved sports team if we had the chance? This week we discuss the cinematic masterpiece that is the Hold On “love letter to the Maple Leafs”, new goalies, the deteriorating mental health of NHL players (same), and broadcast deals we’re too pretty to understand. Also, are we just a boyband podcast disguised as a hockey pod? That’s for the jury to decide.

S03E09: Just like Us! (Sad)

Welcome to the first annual meeting of the Leafs’ Ferda Committee. We’re here to ensure optimum levels of Ferda are met at all times. This week we talk about Babcock again, which we kinda hate so can he stop reappearing? We also discuss the revolving door NHL hiring system, just how stupid the Department of Players’ Safety is, and realize we have our own Walter Gretzky story.

S03E08: Ferda Committee

Let’s go clowns, we’re getting mad about the progression of time. This week in Leafs news we bring out our dead as part of our weekly injury updates, discuss the addition of Alex Galchenyuk, and weep over how damn nice of a person Jack Campbell is. We venture out of the North division to remind everyone that Covid does in fact exist, revisit the classic rivalry that is the NHL vs the sun, and watch as Liz almost cries on air over Sidney Crosby’s career.

S03E07: More Soap Operas, Less Hockey

Welcome to one of our most chaotic episodes to date. Personally, I blame all that love in the air … or maybe the fact Liz and our wonderful guest, Ruby, were heavily caffeinated. With less “real” news this week, we focus our attention on John Tavares becoming the hockey equivalent of an Avon lady, the weird and wacky games of the week, and the importance of mullets. Finally, in the spirit of the season, we hand out some valentines to NHLers across the league. Our sincerest apologies to Michael Hutchinson, you don’t deserve this.

S03E06: Yakety Sax in a Minor Key

Apparently we can’t have nice things, go figure. We begin this week mourning the loss of our beloved father Wayne. I know we ask this all the time, but are we cursed? From there we move onto other topics like how covid filled the US divisions are, the suspension of the NWHL season, and frankly, the most important news of the week: does Mitch Marner have a kitten?

S03E05: Wet Mouth Noises

A hockey podcast from two women who care about the Toronto Maple Leafs a totally normal amount.

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