In Round 16, we're back after a long hiatus to watch the Bulldogs and the Eagles tussle for victory and stop pretending to be interested in talking about anything else except Marcus Bontempelli and the life he could give us.

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Round 16: Marcus Bontempelli's Chronic Back Soreness From Carrying the Weight of the Patriarchy

In Round 7, Robbie Gray steals a heart-stopping victory for Port against Carlton, as we reveal our official Top Five Players list, lose our grip on reality at the very sight of Patrick Cripps, and uncover the secret conspiracy amongst players wearing the number 9.

Round 7: Patrick Cripps Inducts Zak Butters Into the Good Boys VIP Club

After a bye, in Round 6 we watch Essendon beat North Melbourne while stalking various players on Instagram, discussing the level of personal sacrifice we should expect from our professional sportspeople, and mourn the Jasper Pittard we once knew.

Round 6: Do You Love Jy Simpkin Enough to Pose With a Big Lizard on Instagram?

In Round 4, the Power overrun the Eagles and we discuss Rose’s newfound alliance with Matthew Lloyd, our stance on Tom Rockliff’s leather glove, and our complicated maternal, romantic, and sexual relationship with Charlie Dixon.

Round 4: Charlie Dixon Believes in the Value of Each and Every One of Us

In Round 3, two famous rivalries battle it out once again, as the Bulldogs challenge GWS, and Rose and Erin turn against each other within minutes.

Round 3: Tim English Could Die of Consumption Any Minute Now

We’re back for the 2020 (Corona) Season! Carlton and Melbourne struggle to engage as we catch up on the latest Darcy Moore instagram content, whether or not aerodynamics play a role in the tightness of Hawthorn's shorts, and the risks of high altitude trampolining.

Round 2: Eddie Betts is Unchanged By the Linear Passage of Time

In a preliminary final as devastating as they come, Collingwood fall at the last hurdle, and an absolutely manic episode sees Rose experiencing the 5 stages of grief before ultimately choosing the threat of nuclear war over the prospect of Richmond or GWS winning the flag.

Preliminary Final: Darcy Moore Is Doing Everything He Can

In Semi Final Week the Lions lose in a heartbreaker to the Giants, Rose declares war against Toby Greene, Erin proposes a Cheers remake based on Rose's interactions with local footballers, and we uncover the Leon Cameron/Chris Fagan disruption to the space-time continuum.

Semi Final: Slow Dancing to Black Eyed Peas with Lachie Neale

It's Finals Week 1! Collingwood are through to a prelim and we reveal how to tell someone's from Adelaide, what paranoid delusions we let control our lives, and how we really feel about Brodie Grundy's instagram content.

Qualifying Final: Patrick Dangerfield Just Wishes We Could All Be a Bit More Positive

In Round 23 the Blues crumble at the hands of the Cats as we search for Jamie Elliott's soulmate, Erin struggles to go fifteen seconds without objectifying a man, and Rose ultimately chooses feminism over Darcy Moore.

Round 23: There's Something About Patrick Cripps

In Round 22 while Richmond edge out West Coast in one of the best games of the year, we discuss Dusty's fresh ink, compare gruesome injuries of distant acquaintances, and engage in a battle of who can perform the most tone deaf rendition of club songs.

Round 22: Bachar Houli is One of Three People Worth Dying For

In Round 21 the Magpies make Rose proud against the Dees as we ponder whether the inhabitants of Canberra deserve our respect, find out what hospital Darcy Byrne-Jones was born in, and conduct a trauma recovery workshop around Erin's 2007 grand final experience.

Round 21: Someone Get Brodie Grundy a Hair Tie!

In Round 20 the Bulldogs lose to Brisbane, Rose loses her patience with Gillon McLachlan, and Erin loses her battle to convince Rose Twilight still holds up.

Round 20: Easton Wood Saves You From a Burning Building

In Round 15 we watch Essendon beat GWS and discuss Dyson Heppell's famous cool room, whether or not Jeremy Finlayson should change his name to Alex, and how many facts about Brett Deledio Erin can get wrong in one 30 second window.

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