She's Not a woman. She's not a man. She is something you will never understand...unless you listen to this episode and or do a little research yourself!The female pharaoh of the 15th century BCE is here! Hatchi-baby   

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Hatshepsut, the gender bender

It's the Plague, baybayyyy! put your masks and gloves on for this one, cause it's a stinky party set in the 1300's. stay home, stay safe!

Quarantine Special Episode!

You are not going to learn anything on this one... BUT you might laugh. Listen to me and my friend, Justin Hartman BS our way through this summary of this season. 

Justin Hartman The (Great) Guest

Herodotus is a sassy little fibber in this one! Be sure to listen to this episode with a cup of water, cause at the end of it we can all collectively poor them onto Herodotus' pants... Which are CLEARLY on fire. penultimate episode. hold onto your butts! 

Father of History, Daddy of Lies

It's the culmination of those pesky Persians and silly Spartans! Put your dang headphones in for this one, cause it's a doozy! THE GRECO-PERSAIN WARSSSSSS!

Behold! The Murder Turtle!

We know the Spartans are masters of war, but they are also masters of having stupid names! Put on your listening cap and try to navigate through episode five. If you have a hard time, I have an "episode five for dummies" at the end! SPARTAAAAAAA!

Leo and Cleo: The Other Other Movie About Sparta

This boy has lost his ding-dang mind, and he's gonna prove it to you! Find out why they (I) call him "Crazy Cambyses"

Cambyses: King, Conquerer, Crazy Person

If it's a bad bitch you want, Cyrus, it's a bad bitch you gon' get! Let's do this, Tomyris! Episode threeeeeeee!

Cyrus the Dead

To Astyages, "World's Worst" isn't just a neat slogan on a dirty coffee mug, It's a way of life. Grip it and whip it, baby! Episode two is here to party!

Astyages: The World's Worst Grandpa

Here's a little story about a class-act dingus ruining a good thing. This episode was recorded pretty early on, so it's a little slow going... but that's a good way to start... I'll lull you into a false sense of security before I start yelling at you about how cool history is.

Candaules is a F*ckboi

This isn't even my first episode, bro! This is just a teaser to wet your ding-dang whistle!

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Repeating History

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