Manbuns are just buns. Hamburger buns are just buns also. Brooks and Scholle's: Gentrifiers incorporated. Moving truck companies do not respect you. Recorded on June 29, 2021.

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Moving & Jogging

What was Miss Marvel even doing during Infinity War? Every new Mario game is a re-skin of another Mario game. Anesthetic used to be leather wrapped around an old chicken bone. Recorded on June 22, 2021.

The Mario Conspiracy

A small flat piece of lego on a board of lego, is permanent. University of Laval is not actually in the city of Laval. You know about a Grand-Father clause, but do you know about the Father Clause? Noogies are always on the menu when its your dad. Recorded on June 16, 2021. 

Are YOU insecure???

The French language has layers of nuance, and we explain where to use the best French-language phrase ever. Does your Apple device have Numbers and Letters? Get your Urgent Orangutan Pump today! Recorded on June 9, 2021.

French for dummies. "JE VEUX LA BEAT"

Articles titled "The Truth" are always scary or sad. Please put "Tug-of-War" back into the Olympics. Link to video "Cat Comes Back": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h01U0JAR-4o Recorded on June 3, 2021.

Alternative Sugars

Venom's shoes SUCK. https://www.adidas.com/us/d.o.n.-issue-2-venom-shoes/FV8960.html What even IS a "Reverse Mortgage"? The evil origins of the stock market. Recorded May 25, 2021. 

Shoe Designers Fail

Squirrel repellent is pepper spray and pee. Probably. What's YOUR villain origin story? Nobody takes soccer injuries seriously, even when they ARE serious. Recorded May 18, 2021.

Squirrel Piss Heaven

WARNING: SPOILERS for Venom: Let There Be Carnage trailer. Aunt May deserves super powers. Iron Man's flashlight is ALSO made of Iron. Vision has a giant gemstone in his forehead and STILL has a girlfriend. Watch the Carnage trailer with our commentary at 15 minutes into the podcast! Link to the trailer: https://youtu.be/-ezfi6FQ8Ds Toys-R-Us isn't BANKRUPT? Recorded May 11, 2021. 

Put a Gem on It (On your forehead)

Yes AND? We almost get into improv this episode but got away from it. Should you buy a car or a gold chain? Car value goes down, gold goes up. Who decides the value of products? Trading cards are crazy expensive, and its just paper. Some trading cards cost over half a million dollars. Paper or plastic? Recorded May 10, 2021.

Curb your Bike-thusiasm.

SPOILER WARNING: The 2021 Mortal Kombat movie. Do you know your own phone number? Drown your sorrows with copious amounts of espresso. Is Star Wars good? Getting pumped for Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge. Recorded on April 27, 2021.

Talking about Movies

You aren't allowed to have goals outside of your 9-5 jobs. Hallmark cards are witty AND sarcastic! There's no AI in a Tesla its just haunted cars. Dolphins are actually just really wet jet-skis. Recorded on April 20, 2021.

Haunted Teslas on 4-20

Science tube vitamins are ancient technology. Bernie Mac was awesome. Bathrooms should require music playing to allow peaceful movements. Recorded on April 13, 2021.

End of the Balls

Spoiler warning: We spoil the movie Replicas featuring Keanu Reaves. April fools has gone TOO LONG.  Bluto is actually maybe the hero of the Popeye cartoon. Inventors didn't do all that inventing alone. Your underwear is just an emergency diaper. What is it called when you drown in air? We don't know. Ashification? Recorded April 6, 2021.

Drowning in Air

Warning: Massive Marvel universe and movie spoilers in this episode! Marvel brainstorming and obelisk theories! Iron Man should have been sharing his suits with the other Avengers all along. We invent the Beerbuster Iron Man suit. And the Tony-verse. Pyramid alien theories. Recorded March 16, 2021.

Beerbuster Iron Man

Whenever we record one of these, the date has changed. The calendar is the root of all evil. The bank makes THEIR money from spending MY money. Logicomix is Dr. Strange without the Strange. Gandalf could have at least given the hobbits some shoes. LOTR was just a lot of walking. The Clerks 2 scene about Lord of the Rings  starts at 2:18 in the YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E Stomp the Yard: The Series. Thumbnail credit: Logicomix. Recorded on March 10, 2021.

You Got The Steak?

Stand up comedians Max and John Rey trying to understand the world one joke at a time.

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