(28 DAYZ LATER...........) Guess whoz back? Back again. Roman's back. Tell a friend! ORALE! AL RATO!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

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Episode 83 MY ROOM IS A MESS...BUT SO AM I.

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY! USA! USA! USA! Now that I got that patriotism out of the way since this is MURRICA, welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast. BAR NONE! The undisputed heavyweight champion of El Paso PODS! R CUBED. ROAMING REIGNZ RADIO! This week it's almost Independence Day 2021. I talk about IJ, the movie, the free hoodie, and more movies and cinematic experiences and popcorn. I talk about half days and library contests and new job prospects. But then I get real with a story about a blonde and me and a movie house. You know, where they show talkies? Motion pictures? The Alamo Drafthouse! I also talk about yoga, losing weight again, and smoothies. My all time new top winner of course. New music and horns up to AT the GATES for putting out more new music into the world. Thank God for the library so I can find and watch movies I don't have. Thank God for car washes and wifi and Spotify and Anchor. Fuck SoundCloud. AT OUR WORST please come back BUD! Anyway, fire off some firecrackers or guns, grill some meats (I won't be doing any of that shit.) and celebrate OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY (I'll be having a double feature of these movies tomorrow!) Enjoy your weekend and enjoy the pod! Wash your hands, your butt, wear your mask (I STILL DO) and stay the fuck 6 feet away from me! AL RATO VATOS and ROMIES. LATERS! LOVE Y'ALL! ENJOY! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 82 WEREWOLVES, A BLONDE, AND A FOOT MASSAGE (HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA!)

Hellow and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST M'FN podcart, the un-usurpsed, unsullied podcast R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). This week it's a continuation of the DEE DEE saga, the conclusion anyway. Also I went to see Fast 9 at a packed theater next to some chud kid that wiped his hands on his pants every single time he ate popcorn. Fucking idiot! I give some news from work, good and bad and the palatable. I rant and rave on mawwedge and the like. I also mention the big news from last week! It's popping off. And I spoil but give a brief review on Fast 9. Enjoy the show kids! Good song to intro the podcart. From the F9 playlist. It also kind of applies so it's apropos to this podcast. It's too hot to write any other details except I shout out some people, I wink at others, and here is this week's episode. Fuck SOUNDCLOUD. Love you Anchor and Spotify. Wash your hands, wash your ass, and wear the mask. Get the shot. 6 feet people! Enjoy the show! Someone tell the MOSHO to do my pod! Shout out to A Slut With Morals and AT OUR WORST Podcast! Enjoy. Love youse guys! AL RATO! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 81 F9 (FURIOUS YET NOT FAST)

Last week I didn't record. This week I did. Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED. UNUSURPED. I have returned. And so. Has. Dee. Dee. Enjoy the YUCKS! Should I stay or should I go? Let me know @RoamingReignz on Twitter. @nononsensemofo on IG. Wash your hands wash your ass, get the shot, wear the mask. AL RATO ROMIEZ! ORALE! LATERZ! Fuck SOUNDCLOUD and AMAZON Podcasts. Thank you SPOTIFY and ANCHOR! LOVE YOU ALL! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 80 DEE DEE RETURNS (D is FOR DEPRESSION)

CONJURE DEEZ! JK HELLOW EVERYBODY! Have you ever listened to a podcart.....ON WEED?! Have you ever recorded......ON WEED? Me either. I'm sober and clean recording this but you'll enjoy the big reveal! Welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKIN' PODCAST BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPED!  I return with another hilarious and revealing LOOK into my LIFE! You guys love it and I love that you listen! Thank yous all the way to EUROPE, CANADA, and North America! This is R CUBED, and these are my stories. Anyway, I watched the Conjuring 3! And I had an interesting snack prior to that. But I am still here, still productive, and recording live from the bunker prior to the start of Summer 2021! I'm sweating my ass off for youse ROMIEZ (fans of this podcart). Here is this week's tale. No spoilers, but the movie was spooky good and the food was good too. I didn't mention new people in my life, as well as all the female conversations I had. I forgot to mention the local comic book shop story! FUCK! Welp, that's for next week. BRITISH voice returns. Shout out to Julie and all my pod and girl homies. ALICIA! WHATUP?! Also, new music from At the Gates! And Some BMTH too! Groovy. I BORROW COMIX segment numero dos! I actually like this episode. I was caffeinated but chill, albeit hating the heat upstairs. This one is for the old school pod lovers. SHOUT OUT TO Lisa Sanchez. Waiting on that response to do my podcast! Shout out to Ruby May, whatup ASWM? Come take a listen. Wash your hands, your ass, wear your mask, and stay 6 fucking feet away. Enjoy the laughs. Thank you for the listens! Love you all. AL RATO VATO! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 79 - THE DEVIL'S (LETTUCE) BROWNIE MADE ME DO IT

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO WRONGCAST! I gotta say I do say it's episode 79 right off the bat on the mic but it's actually EPISODE 78! GODDAMN REDDIT TROLLZ! Ha No, I did it intentionally. Or did I? Am I staying on brand with al the slings and arrows and shit flung my way? Maybe I am. Anyway, I got the episode number wrong on mic. It's 78 not 79. I also left my good notes for the pod talking points at work. Cue the violins! It's MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND but I didn't mention it on mic. The reddit trollz got my ire up! OR...did they? You decide. This is R CUBED. The Roaming Reignz Radio hour, HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART, bar none. It's PRONOUNCED ROMAN, fuck-o! But anyway, lots of tales from my walks, work talk, baseball, and even rassling. I review A Quiet Place 2 and I introduce the segment I BORROW COMIXZ and books and movies. You know, from the library? Maybe it'll stick? Who knows? I don't have that much leisure time to read at my own pace lately. But I'll try it out. Good to be able to say I've seen more movies than the horrible IJ movie ha. Good to see people masking up here in town, by comparison of other places in TX. Little bit of a rant on TEXAS news and on bicycle riders. I bring you this recording live from the Kitchen. Special cameos by my nieces, my sisters, and my mum. So keep an ear out. Yeah even you, ya fuckin notepad holding, note taking audio lurkers! Ha! But here's another quick impromptu collection of yucks. And it's a HOOT BROTHERRR! Or I could be wrong. According to this foo, I'm DEFINITELY WRONG! We shall see. Much love to all the listeners, to ANCHOR AND SPOTIFY. FUCK SOUNDCLOUD! Don't forget AEW Double or Nothing on SUNDEE! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!Wash your hands, wash your ass, wear masks, and stay the fuck away from me! LOVE Y'ALL! AL RATO VATOS! ORALE! (SAVE ME A PLATE FROM THE BBQ!) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 78 - YOU'RE DEFINITELY WRONG! (OR AM I?)

HOLA and BIENVENIDOS to EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! It's your humble narrator and host ROMAN. Tweet the show @RoamingReignz (can't change the Z some fucker took that other handle. FUCK IT!) I'm SO MAD! I'm IRKED! I'm IRATE! I'm FUMING. Except....I'm not. Honestly, I've been mellow since my mid 30s and not a moment too soon! On a very special episode, I'm down in the Kitchen recording while the hustle and bustle of the house is going on. You may or may not hear my nieces, sisters, or my mom in the background of the recording and it's sweet. It's funny they get all shy when a mic is on. This is endearing to me. They have no problem being on tik tok or on other socials but a mic is somehow making them all self conscious? Ha! Anyway some jams by Rage and Megadeth, especially ANGRY AGAIN, the Last Action Hero song since apparently I'm HULK LEVEL pissed.  Can you hear it in my voice? Some brief clicks and pops but the audio is actually crisp on this one! I got a haircut, I did a lot of returns, and I am ready to roll! Just uploading this a little bit later in the day since I've been up since 5 steaming fuming mad, so I had to record in the late afternoon and get an episode out to y'all. Thanks for listening in Ireland, Netherlands, Germany, France, Spain, Canada, and in the US! I bring you the news from work, the world, masks, other girls slutty pods, and my morning walk to Smoothie King. Some yucks, some wrestling talk, and an update on my STEELBOOK collection. Fuckin A! Enjoy the aural session! And tell AOW POD to COME BACK! And someone tell Ruby May to stop stealing my SIGN OFF! WASH YOUR HANDS WASH YOUR ASS WEAR A MASK GET YOUR SHOTS and remember that I love y'all for listening. AL RATO VATOS (and HYNAS). ORALE! LATERZ! (Even to the HATERZ) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 77 ANGRY AGAIN (or AM I?) LIVE FROM THE KITCHEN

IS THAT A ZOMBIE TIGER?! HRRRRRRRRRRR! BRAAAAAINZ!  Errrr......HELLOW and welcome to R CUBED aka the Roaming Reigns Radio hour. El Paso's BEST Motherfucking PODCART! I'm back after losing part 1 of this recording forever! I started at 11:11 and by 11:41 I didn't get to upload a very high energy and enthusiastic and charming first segment! So the beginning of this episode is loud so watch your eardrums! I started with some Silverchair originally (which is still in the episode) but now I kick it off with the Cranberries! Been on a 90s kick a lot! I jump back in trying to recreate the energy and to recall everything I lost in the first segment starting out with a loud revving car engine. (Something similar shows up in the second segment!) I continue on with Frank 5 Day recollections, and I talk movies, music, books, jazz and more! It's a veritable  cornucopia of subjects and JUCKZ! I do get real. I think I mention my BIRTHDAY or did in the lost segment. I still mention some of what I did that day. I'll save that for next episode, coming real as Dr Dre famously said. Anyway follow the show's twitter @RoamingReignz or mine @NoNonsenseMofo. I do have snap and tik but go ahead and inquire within. This one is a fast paced Fast and Furious episode so try to keep up. Jot down the movies I've been borrowing and  watching from the local library AND support y'alls own local libraries! That's where I get my comics and movies now! Thank you for listening from far and wide, tell a friend, and know that I love you all! I'll return next week with a freshly recorded new ep. Much love as always, your humble narrator, Roman. AL RATO VATO (And HYNAZ) ORALE! LATERZ! SHOUT OUT to AT OUR WORST POD and to Ruby May's A SLUT WITH MORALS, new episode out now! It's a DOOZIE!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 76 ALIEN(ANT) NATION aka (ZS'S ARMY OF THE DEAD! & SHIT!)

HELLO and welcome to HELL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART, R CUBED! Roaming Reigns Radio! I'm your host and humble narrator JUAN CENA.....ERRRRR.....Roman. It's just that people have selective vision back east. They Can't C ME. But I saw them see me! Ha! Anyway, I'm BACK in HELL PASO, my home and native land. I love it here. Even after being anywhere else I always love coming back to my little slice of the desert. My own Tattoine. We kick things off with The Mars Volta, the home town homie heros! I listened to them on the flight back from Jersey! Red Bank was a trip. Mentally and physically it was a trip. A vacation! I drove down the Jersey Turnpike while WOKE UP THIS MORNING was playing! I avoided toll roads. I went to Leonardo, NJ to the Quick Stop! I met lots of new people on the plane, at the airports, and in Red Bank. I also visited the old site of the Stash. Etc. More on that in this or future episodes. I also recount some of the week's current doings. This one is a fast paced one, so watch me for the changes and try tp keep up. Jersey trip and Frank 5 day in the books! RE-SPECT! WALK! Whaddaya say? Thank you for listening and for the support. Fuck you Soundcloud. Thank you Anchor and Spotify. Thank you all listeners and lets get AT OUR WORST to come back! ORALE! I love you all. AL RATO VATO! LATERS! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 75 U CAN'T SEE ME (BUT I SAW U SEE ME!) OR....HI! MY NAME IS JUAN CENA!

Hellow and welcome to episode 74 of R Cubed. I'm in Red Bank, NJ today. Check it out! Love youse guys. ORALE! AL RATO! LATERZ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 74 LIVE FROM THE GARDEN STATE (RED BANK NJ BAY BAY!)

Hello everybody and welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcart, bar none! The only one you can't usurp! R CUBED! It's me, your humble narrator Rome. Welcome to the show about weirdness around my life. This week is a doozie. I have a story about a dog that can scale walls and walk up them! WHAT HO! What is this DEMON BEAST?! It's real. It's TRUE! IT's DAMN TRUE! Also, IT HAS BEGUN! Mortal Kombat that is. I wax and wane about the MK flicks and even the vidya games sort of. I give AOW another shout out, hopefully version 2.0 comes back. I shout out all my pod homies and I also talk about music. EXTREME MUSIC! Death Metal! The good shit! I also rant and rave about vaccinations and the Dunkin Donuts story. I THINK I told it. I can't even remember and i just recorded an hour ago. If I can't, I'll just tell it next week or so! But coffee and walks and yoga oh my! OH and new desk. Lots of food at work, and good times. It's mid Spring in the bunker, but here I am toiling at editing and uploading this podcart for you loyal listeners! There's rants about my younger sister and the vax, the last episode of the Falcon and the Winter Soldier, some rasslin, some extreme metal music, and a fucking FLY! A Fly has the balls to crash my podcast! New desk, who dis? Also enjoying some dark roast cawffee and earlier some Taco Cabana breakfast taquitos. Yes I'm fat. Yes I eat food! Some people were moody this week. At dunkin and then some loud mouth hipster at the Alamo Drafthouse! Good screen, good seats, good popcorn! I'm trying to get this out to youse guys as soon as possible so I can build my new desk! And enjoy some flicks! I will return with more stories and surprises! Love y'all. Want a sticker? Shout out the show on twittah, or anywhere, or send me a voice message. NOOCH! Take care and wash your hands and wear a mask. Al rato vato, LATERZ! SORRY NOT SORRY, RUBY MAY. Good luck with A SLUT WITH MORALS pod! PEACE AND LUFF! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 73 SPIDER DOG (OR...IT HAS BEGUN!)

HELLLOWWWWWWW ERRY'BODY! Welcome to RCubed. This isn't A SLUT with Morals Cazt or KuntKazt or ZlutKazt. This is HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! And you are most welcome. I'm your humble host and narrator for the evening, Rome. How the heck are ya? I got stabbed in the arm yesterday with some sort of concoction so I'm feeling tip top today as you can imagine. I'm bringing some extra yuckz and whatnot to youse today. Just want to shout out the homies first as always and thank YOU for listening. If you're a detractor, that need not apply to youse embittered peeps. Anyway, I give a report on work for the week, and Friday's doings and goings on. Some realness, some rants, some shooting from the hip. The music is Testament in case you didn't know. Some shout outs to the nice and kind listeners abroad and here state side. I'm keeping the Rome rail running (say that 3 times fast) and I love doing this shit. Hope you love listening. IF you don't, why not go do your own? Listen to your own? Start your own cult? Ha. But seriously thanks for the downloads and plays and listens. Thank you Anchor and Spotify. Fuck you Pandora and Soundcloud. You're entering a dimension of sight and sound. THE ROME ZONE! Enjoy! Get yer shots homies. AL RATO, ORALE. Watch out for FLYING PENNIES youse fuckz! SEE YOU NEXT TUESDEE! Cuntlicious! Cuntastic cuntz! Love for the real listeners! Laterz! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 72 TROLLY TROLLZ (OR, ATTACK OF THE FLYING PENNY)

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO THE TITTY TWISTER! HA HELLO AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, the REIGNING DEFENDING POD, R CUBED AKA Roaming Reigns! Since I'm recording during someone's birthday, I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDERELLA! I smell charcoal and lighter fluid! BBQ time! Anyway, I finally went to the movies! I'll tell you about my experience, and also about my second week at work. There's horses, and walks, and FIT BIT CHALLENGES, OH MY! Mostly monsters and rasslin, and oh it's WRESTLEMANIA 37 weekend! WRESTLE-MANOO! (INSIDE JOKE). Lots of rasslin talk, since it's MY SHOW, but also other stuff you'll like. Some about my coworkers and whatnot. I forgot to mention I went to the post office and waited in line again today! There's also STEELBOOK collector talk! Shout out to all my friends and the good kind listeners in Germany, Europe, and all over North America! I'm watching NXT Takeover Night 2 now, so I'm going to wrap this up but let you know there's good tunes at the beginning of this pod, just turn it down if it's a little loud! Thanks! Love you guys for listening! Thanks for keeping me going. Tell RUBY MAY from A SLUT WITH MORALS PODCAST to do my podcast! AT OUR WORST podcast come back! Wash your hands. Wash your butt. Get your shot! Fuck SOUNDCLOUD. Thank you Anchor and Spotify! I LOVE YOU ALL. I shall return. AL RATO VATO! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 71 GODZILLA V. KONG V. ROME (HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDERELLA!)

HELLLOOOOWW EVEERYBODY! This is HELL PASO's BEST Motherfucking podcart, bar none! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPABLE! It is I your humble narrator and favorite host ROMAN! Back after my first week back at work. Lots to talk about. Rasslin wise, it's a week to Wrestlemania 37. NOOTCH!  Also, I give you the skinny on my first week back at the office. Lots of new developments. April Fools and the days before were a doozie as far as my messages were concerned. I ALSO FORMALLY ISSUE ASWM host RUBY MAY a challenge to record with ME on R CUBED and for me to be a guest on her podcast! Will she accept? I'll keep mentioning it until she does! Long week. I'm tired, did a lot today, cut hair, shaved sideburns. Look good. Need nap. But here I am podcarting for you guys in extreme unlivable temperatures JUST FOR YOU! Guten MORGEN to our German listeners! Shout out to all the Romies (RCubed homies) in Europe, north america, canada, east coast, west coast! Mexico! ORALE! Enjoy the show. More on my life next week. Until then, Fuck Soundcloud, Edna Mode, and GFY as the sound board says! Love to everyone! AL RATO VATO! ORALE. THEY CALL ME BAD COMPANY, EH?! LATERZ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 70 WHAT'S PULP FICTION?!!!!!!!! (OR GET DA SHAAAWDT!)

HELLO and welcome to R³ aka R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). I'm your humble narrator and host, back at it again in El Paso's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed. Still not usurped. The throne is mine! It's episode number NAUGHTY, aka 69 DUDES! Here I kick it with some new jams, some new good news, some thoughts (no prayers) on hoarding, cleaning up, and coming to almost a full year of being in isolation and furloughed from work. It's actually a year and change now since I've been away from work. I shout out all the ROMIEZ (the R³ Homies) and the lurkers and the detractors and the creepers. Good news, bad news, hopeful news. Trying to remain positive and setting goalz. I'm bending time and going cosmic af. I talk about quality time and movies and music and dvds and steelbooks and CDS. See DEEZ NUTZ! But seriously, I give a good spin on things, all things considered. I rarely like to watch the news, but just before recording I came across some good news. So I share. I shout out all the homies, and when I say NEBRASKA it's a shout out to ALICIA & Chris! Nothing but love for y'all! New adventures and experiences and people on the horizon! Feeling pretty good. Feelin' fine 69! Thanks for all the love and support even to the creepers and lurkers and malefactors. Theres tidbitz and yucks and rants, and thoughts on my sisters and the dichotomy between their work ethic and motivation in other areas. But I digress. It's all about RASSLIN, MOVIES, POP CULTURE, and YUCKS. However, I always keeps it real. That's why you keep coming back for more, like an audio junkie! And here I deal in the sweet stuff: R³ to go! Enjoy your final March weekend and join me as we delve into my brain this week! Wash hands. Wash butthole. Get yer shots. Wear mask, and be yourself by yourself, stay away from me and folks (PANTERA LYRICS, BITCHES!). One love for youse all! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message

EPISODE 69 SIXTY NINE, DUDES! (WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 MEH)

HELLO?....is there ANYBODY OUT THERE? I'm RomANT (ROMAN), a lowly ant and 4 Color Demon brother from down in the West Texas town of Hell Paso. Here there be venting, (ZERO) FEAR AND LOATHING, and the machinations of a mid thirties Mexican American in 2018. I'll be ROAMING around, catapulting to different topics, hot button issues, musings, life events, pop culture, and people that REIGN in my life from week to week. No gimmicky one trick pony pod here. Until next episode, I'll just say...LATERZ! 0M! ZERO MIEDO, CABRONES! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reigns/support

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