Is Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?! Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL!

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206 - Iceberg Slim: Legendary Pimp with the Drip

King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.

205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta & England's Softest Sword

We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King

The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.

203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!

France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!

202 - Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary

Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

201 - Gaius Marius: The Roman Consul with 7 eggs on his face

Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!

Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars

Our follow up to one of England's finest exports. "I do not live in the world of sobriety."

198 - Oliver Reed: Drinking the Pub Dry - Part 2

Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how. "I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more."

197 - Oliver Reed: Perfect English Mayhem - Part 1

Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS

Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas!

195 - John Gotti: I'm not a Pervert, just the Teflon Don

GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.

194 - Nietzsche: Nihilistic Incel Ubermensch

Tom and Travis discuss a premium magic man, Harry Houdini. Even when he wasn't wet, Houdini was slippery. From humble beginnings in Appleton, WI, this hairy little guy put his life on the line, again and again, to entertain masses of morbidly curious.

193 - Harry Houdini: Wiggle Man Supreme

Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero. Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.

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