Netflix has fired some employees... Robin's Endangered Mammoth Ass (!!!!)... what's the time? It's Kardashian joke time!... one of the guys is tired and worried about stuff... Jonny tries to give away some rubbish from his house that he can't sell... Harrison Ford's arm is in a sling... you won't like just how quickly you can undo months' worth of dieting... Jonny proves that every new song sounds like an old song... Jeff Bezos went to space... at what age do men hit their fashion prime?... Secret Government Alien Man is very annoyed... Whatsapp's new feature... is posting a selfie every day good for you mentally?... a random guy sent Robin a text so the guys call him... do you remember Matthew Fox from Lost?... the 82-year-old lady who went to space... someone tries to sell Jonny a sofa he doesn't want... the heartbroken woman who is suing... a lady just phones to say she loves the show... Jonny finally moved house, but there was a flood... Ben Affleck and J-Lo news... what did Rachel Chew notice about Robin after not seeing him for 2 months?... Jeff Bezos isn't an astronaut... Jonny has beef with Robin... Jonny went to the gym for the first time since the pandemic began... the reason Robin was late back from the toilet... other sports that people want to see at the Olympics... stuff you don't want to see the gyms... AND THAT'S IT.

Robin Banks & The Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

29 July - 2 guys, 1 podcast, 0 good bits.

Why girls like pink and boys like blue... Quasi from Hala has a forfeit for Jonny... Jonny appears on another radio station!!!... Robin's injury involving a mobile phone... do you exercise regularly?... the woman who stole a truck and then got hungry... Elephants are being re-wilded in Africa... strange things that have been taxed in other countries... a listener calls and Jonny sings a song with their name in it... Cannes film festival attendees have to spit into a tube... Iceland has trialled a 4 day week... the most expensive game ever... Calm Larry is smart... J-Lo and Ben Affleck take their children to Universal Studios... social media has caught another dumb criminal... Jonny went curtain shopping and encountered some rude people... exorcisms are up worldwide... why Robin was really paranoid after his second Covid vaccination... why sucking up to the boss is good... for what ridiculous reason did a thief come out of hiding?... why monkeys can't talk... Prince Charles made a Spotify playlist... Jonny tells a listener the trick to making great radio... we are happiest when we buy presents for who?... washing clothes in space... why did a 9-year-old burn down a shop?... it was Kevin Hart's birthday... Jeff Bezos had his last day at Amazon... AND THAT'S YER LOTTTT.

15 July - The one where Jonny is on another radio station!! ?

Robin's great hack to get kids eating their vegetables... Adam Sandler is doing a movie about basketball... Calm Larry has a message for the ladies... the last two Fast and Furious movies are going into production... Jonny tries to give away the rubbish in his house on the show... no one cares about Jonny's competition... is your dog one of your best friends?... how magnets can help you lose weight... Jonny forgets how to speak... Robin's bit that is definitely NOT about Fortnite or Tiddlywinks... the things we forget the most... it was Jonny's birthday and he got a present FOR Robin... Donald Trump and his tax crimes... what did people miss most about their commute to the office during the pandemic?... the world's most respectful burglar... Robin's wife talks to herself... the surprising place couples spend most of their time together in the house... Robin's passionate football commentator quiz... Robin tries to wish Post Malone a happy birthday, but Jonny makes it all about himself... the disposable face mask that can detect Covid... the guys agree it's not nice to dump someone via text message... how David Walliams is encouraging people to get their Covid jabs... shop receipts could be making you less manly... Ryan Seacrest joins the guys for another edition of 'What's in Ryan Seacrest's Canister'... the woman who caused a crash at the Tour De France has been arrested... Jonny discusses hot dog etiquette... women prefer tall men (DUHHH!)... Calm Larry thinks outside the box... AND PERHAPS ONE OR TWO OTHER BITS.

8 July - Jonny tries to giveaway the rubbish from his house!

The first ever case of a shark attack... Jonny gets a text from a number he doesn't recognize, so the guys call it... Jonny's new sea-view apartment, but there's a twist... no one will be allowed to have fun at the Tokyo Olympics... a balloon ride to space??... a throwback to one of Robin and Jonny's first shows... Secret Government Alien Man phones to request a song... is this a clever or crazy way of getting back at an ex?... the new dating show coming to Netflix... Jonny scared a stranger while looking for a new place to live... US Government is releasing everything it knows about aliens... couples who blame all of their problems on the pandemic are actually what??.. Calm Larry puts his business on hold... single people smell differently to married people... what's in Ryan Seacrest's Canister today?... what really special thing did Jonny and his girlfriend do for their anniversary?... Usain Bolt has had twins... something disgusting Robin saw in a shopping trolley... Quasi from Hala wants Robin and Jonny to cheer him up... the guys play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide what to do... has the pandemic made you age faster?... how ladies can appear younger to men... Calm Larry is lazy... Robin has been called in to Eihab's office and he looks terrible... the reason why everyone at Hi FM is rude to Jonny... Tinder is changing... Robin goes on a rant about ironing boards... you could soon get adverts INSIDE your car.. Men, it's time to take the cat picture off your dating profile... JEEEEPERS THAT'S A LOT OF BITS. HAPPY 200TH PODCAST!!!!

1 July - What?? Did someone say 200? Did YOU??

Jonny scared a woman... a guy calls up and wants to promote mental health... a massive diamond has been found... is Harrison Ford going to Jonny's parent's place in the UK?... Robin busts some myths people still believe... the Perseverance Rover has found signs of life on Mars... a girl claims she's in love with an alien... Robin doesn't want to tell Jonny what he got for Father's Day... Harry Styles was vomited on... Jonny is in the paper, but there is a problem... a planet with water has been found... Jonny is angry with his local newspaper in the UK... 11-year-old Tariq phones in to talk about dog pooh!!... the man who assaulted his wife with a false leg... Elon Musk can't keep a secret... Quasi from Hala doesn't answer his phone... Jonny is upset about Kim Kardashian... embarrassing reviews of Oman's top attractions... the creator of Baywatch was blind... Robin had his first Covid Vaccine... the guys test a hack for getting people to stop talking to you... two Game of Thrones stars got married... the edible Covid mask... Hi FM's Chris Bovaird was complaining about the guys on his show, so they call him... Robin's wife lies to him... Jonny got confused about Robin's parking spot.

24 June - The one where Jonny got confused. ❓?

What will the world look like in 2050?.. how was Robin's trip up Jebel Shams... Robin has a vocal illusion, and it confuses Jonny... a caller phones to try and answer a difficult question... what would you do if you found a hair in your food?... Jonny rips into Robin about his new SEXY backpack... what 1 in 4 people want more of... a Disney employee shares the dumbest question ever from a guest... the strangest request the guys have ever got in their job... Robin got all teary at the end of Keeping up with the Kardashians... the scientists who are wasting everyone's time... Rachel Chew is moving house, so the guys give her a call... Jeff Bezos is going into space... a girl calls in to request BTS... do songs get stuck in your head at night?... Vegans are less likely to catch Covid... Robin has something to reveal about his Wikipedia page... Robin is an advanced motorist (suprising he has NEVER mentioned this before!!!) and he doesn't like talking about it... the Spice Girls will tour again... Robin gives Jonny a spelling test... Jonny tries to update Robin's Wikipedia page... Jonny spills the dirt on what his girlfriend hates... what do you secretly judge someone for?... scientists have finally sequenced the entire human genome... Jonny has a weird dream that Robin and Eihab (the BIIIIG boss) were in... Calm Larry's house was robbed... Jonny wants an argument... AND MORE STUFF INCLUDING A FEW CALM LARRYS!

17 June - The one with Jonny's spelling test. ?❌〽❎?

Robin was bullied into buying a bike... why was Jonny late to the studio?... Jonny isn't done teasing (bullying) Robin about his new bicycle... what board game causes the most fights?... Calm Larry finds a great deal on Muscat Downsizing... how Yemeni fishermen pulled themselves out of poverty... Robin is really upset about being bullied (AGAIN) on Instagram... Jonny finally went out with Hi FM's Chris Bovaird... what one song of his does Ed Sheeran's daughter like?... a girl calls to tell the guys she is a great driver, but it took her 7 times to pass... a Russian tennis player has been arrested for corruption... Jonny tells the story of when he crashed his car... the reason Jonny was late for work AGAIN!!!... Robin went for his first ride on his new tricycle (BULLYING AGAIN!)... how many apps do you have that you don't use?... Calm Larry and his Judo instructor... the guys are very mean (THEY BULLY HIM) to James Arthur... the ridiculous place a guy tried to hide from the police... Why Quasi from Hala FM is sad... the fastest woman to climb Mount Everest... Robin gets all soppy about women... another definitive reason NOT to get married... how much the Friends cast got for the reunion show... Jonny has OCD... the latest stupid Tik Tok trend... what Eihab, Hi FM's BIG boss asked Rachel Chew to do... what men and women are most afraid of... the reason men forget stuff... the guy who has been blocked gets really creative trying to get hold of his ex! AND MOREEEEEE!!!

10 June - The one where Robin is bullied - LOTS! ? ? ?

Tom Cruise always wanted to be an actor... the thieves who were robbed... how many steps is it from the Hi FM studio to the office?... how long could humans actually could live for?... how many people admitted to being an "unsafe driver"?... the guys review the Friends Reunion.. how long could you survive in the wilderness for?... what Robin did to his last boss in the UK... Naomi Campbell feels lots of love... audio of Jonny from 6 years ago proves he hasn't changed a bit... have you ever regretted buying something?... what has the Mars Perseverance Rover been up to recently?... Robin and Jonny argue about how to lose weight... the guys play Food or Delude... Kim Kardashian is being sued... what if Friends was remade today... Robin and Jonny call a guy about a flying toaster... how many people think they are good at parallel parking? Robin comes across some really bad production that Jonny made... Quasi from Hala comes in after it feels like he has been away for like 3 years... the most intense laser ever... can your dentist smell fear?... Robin was caught out with a tipping blunder... some Kardashian jokes courtesy of Robin Banks... another reason NOT to go to the gym... Robin and Jonny have an argument even though they agree with each other (what's new?)... Einstein might have been wrong... Jonny's continued problem with his aircon'... AND MORE CONTENT THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT!

4 June - The one where the guys review Friends: The Reunion and MORE!!!

Why was 'Friends' so successful?... are you sophisticated?... Jonny is injured and can't carry on the show... Robin agrees with Kim Jong Un... how to get an eyelash out of your eye... what age do you embrace getting old?... Robin tested the new AI toilet... the Queen of England hates oysters... Joe Biden joked about running down a reporter... the guys give Rachel Chew a call to wish her a happy birthday... a man who faked his own death to impress a girl... what it took to check your email in 1984... the teenager who dug a cave in his parents' garden... have you ever wondered why your partner's phone battery is always so low?... Jonny makes fun of a photo of Robin's car on Insta'... before you post a vaccine pic, listen to this!... a good news story for all dog lovers... airlines could soon start weighing passengers... Jonny digs himself into a hole with a story about being clean... Jonny fails miserably at a Robin's celebrity quiz... a guy phones to tell the guys about his classes... why did someone come to Jonny's house after midnight?... good news about the Pfizer vaccine... Robin does a brilliant impression of the boss Eihab... Jonny regales a story about a petty ex... Calm Larry follows his passions... sayings that sound smart, but are actually dumb... Griffin calls again with a maths problem... AND POSSIBLY ONE OR TWO MORE BITS, WHO KNOWS????

27 May - The one where Robin takes a d*mp.?

Robin and Jonny argue about splitting the bill... Robin wants parenting advice from Jonny... tales of marriage turbulence from both sexes... Robin survived the great power outage of 2021... Calm Larry's wife stands by her sayings... movies that should be remade with the pandemic in mind... the guys phone a listener to explain the Worst of repeat show... how much does it cost to own a cat or dog?... Jonny loses it and tries to tell a story about a baby jumping festival... Calm Larry puts a call out to Hi FM listeners... Billie Eilish is publishing pictures from her childhood... Robin has a life hack for the next time you order pizza... a guy calls up to invite Robin and Jonny to his house... Jonny grilled a chicken... Seth Rogan shaved his beard... the trials and tribulations of Jonny trying to cook... two US Covid jokes... the most cringe-worthy things the guys have done to impress a crush... listeners share the most embarrassing things they've done to impress a crush... Eva Mendes used to think her face was weird... a caller wants to ask Jonny a VERY personal question... the guys reveal what happens just before they turn the microphones on... Calm Larry doesn't let anyone put him down... another Tom Cruise joke... how do you end a friendship?... unattractive things men do that they think is attractive... why it's taken so long for Bill and Melinda to get divorced... the 4-year-old who loves Spongebob... can we actually breathe through our bottoms? WHAT BREATHE THROUGH OUR BUMMY??? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING????

20 May - The one where Jonny grills a chicken! ?‍♂️??

What are the biggest karaoke songs?... how to be popular in school... Jay-Z is selling his streaming platform... the guy's check-in with the Mars Perseverance Rover... if your life depended on it, which of these 3 games would you play??... Calm Larry has big shoes to fill... a load of mollusks!!!... engagement rings for men?... Robin nearly didn't make the 7pm curfew... could you consume more calories than Mark Wahlberg?... the guys chat about how getting up early affects them... how well do you know these celebrity names?... suspected rhino poacher has been killed... it's Ellie's birthday... the guy's pre-show ritual isn't what you think... Calm Larry had a tough childhood... the farmer who has invaded France... Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing... would you let your partner give your child a terrible name?... Meghan Markle has written a children's book... what shape do you think of when you hear a name?... there could be a Covid pill by the end of the year... why did Jonny go home early?... Calm Larry pays by card... the guys have a go pronouncing the station name differently... what plastic surgery has seen massive growth during Covid?... the sales pitch a group of elderly people REALLY didn't want... how much is this London parking spot???!!!!... the guys talk about getting old... the most annoying thing about going back to the office... AND TONNES MORE SHENANIGANS!!

13 May - This one's a load of molluscs!! ??

Robin and Jonny argue (AGAIN!) about how to watch a movie... Calm Larry loves to sing... Jonny has a plan to add 16% more listeners!!... where did the movie term 'Blockbuster' actually come from?... Jonny wrote a story about the Hi FM Morning Show... the FBI raided Rudy Guiliani's apartment... Robin has a supercut of President Biden's address to the nation... Robin and Jonny chat about the big storm... the storm in Muscat put Jonny in a bad mood... the new cool trend is to watch people studying on-camera... Princess Charlotte turned 6 and her party was a disaster... what is the best slogan for space tourism?... what is the worst thing you've said in a job in a job interview?... what shocking thing did Robin say in his job interview that got him the job? Calm Larry joins a passive-aggressive club... all aboard the Goop cruise... what's the most annoying sound?... the truth about why we gossip... Jonny has a rubbish idea for promoting himself as a presenter... the most boring things about modern life... the Fast and Furious could do a crossover movie... the guys celebrate Star Wars day... will Jonny adopt the cat that has befriended him?... the sequel to Driver's License... the guys screw up the same bit 3 times... Calm Larry is in a snow globe... the top way for you to get out of a bad date if you are a lady... AND MAYBE MORE? WHO KNOWS?

6 May - The one with Jonny's cat. ?

The guys critique Apple's new products... Jonny tells a serious story about an accident but they lose it... Adam Sandler is in a new movie about space... Robin is in a mood... what major company has Jonny voiced an advert for?... what life skill do you wish you learned in school?... the biggest distractions for drivers... President Biden hosted a 2-day climate summit... what emotions do you feel about your car?... what rubbish thing does Jonny's girlfriend want to do?... Jonny tells an hilarious joke about Robin's bald patch... Justin Bieber did a gig... your phone could soon detect Covid... what do we spend 59 hours a week doing?... the insane amount of money that's been spent on the new Lord of the Rings TV show... Calm Larry helps a friend cook... what was the number 1 movie in lockdown?... the award ceremony for the worst movies... Jonny is on the cover of GQ magazine!! (WHATTTTT!!??)... Downton Abbey 2... what do you feel about men who wear t-shirts with big logos?.. terrible movie roles that great actors started in... how will the Fast and Furious franchise actually end?... Jonny has joined Tik Tok and is annoyed... would you want to wake up to your favourite song every morning?... the man who dated 35 women at the same time... Robin and Jonny's mundane stories of meeting rock stars... an Oscar winner wants to improve our lives... the guys chat to Rachel Chew about her fasting during Ramadan AND MORE MATERIAL THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT.

29 April - The one where Robin's in a mood!

The guys have new jingles!!!! (GEEEEK ALERT!!!)... what Jonny's girlfriend did when she was left home alone in his house... Robin is disgusted by Calm Larry... how Robin plans his evening during lockdown... the hidden childish command on Teslas... what greeted Jonny when he left his house one morning... the guys play Real or Surreal... Brad Pitt has been seen in a wheelchair... there is a serious shortage of this item in the UK... the anniversary of the first McDonald's... how is Jonny's water leak??... how would the guys fix the Oscars??... Bridgerton news from Jonny (Robin HATES Bridgerton!!)... what if advertisers told the truth... would you look through your partner's secret diary?... Nike are reselling worn shoes... Yahoo Answers is no more... more and more ladies are doing this to their face... big fashion news about denim... the top 10 ways to tell if you are marriage material... Jonny irritates Robin with a rubbish Friends joke... half of people with pets and children can't have this one thing... Disney has made a working Lightsaber... the lies men and women tell on a first date... why a man married the same woman 4 times in a row... AND THAT'S HOPEFULLY IT!!!

23 April - The one with the new JINGLES!! ️???

The lizard that got itself into a shop in Thailand... grown-up problems no one prepared you for as a child... Calm Larry embraces his mistakes... Jonny is angry with Robin for completely ignoring his suggestion... the Friends reunion has finished filming... the most popular emojis we use at work... how 'average' are you?... P Diddy turned himself into a hologram... the guys check in with the Mars Perseverance Rover... the guys argue about whether you can properly clean a sofa... Sylvester Stallone won't be in Creed 3... should you Google your symptoms?... products that don't work but you believe will... Calm Larry uses both eyes... how to respond in a conversation if you can't understand the person... Robin and Jonny went for a photoshoot and Robin has beef with Jonny about it... North Korea is skipping the Olympics... the better paid you are the more likely you are to overestimate how much work you do... Robin's password hell... Dolly Parton got her second Covid vaccination... should walking on escalators be banned?... Robin reveals a secret about his wedding... Covid Chaos this week... Olivia Rodrigo got a parking ticket.. who's your favourite Muppet?... Yahoo Answers is shutting down... the woman with the longest fingernails in the world... the worst fashion mistakes men make... AND MORRREEEE!

15 April - The one with the photoshoot! ???

Every weekday morning Robin Banks & Jonny Borrows wake up Oman on Hi FM. Other (not as cool) radio stations would give you a podcast of their BEST bits, but errrrrrrr, we haven't got any! So you're stuck with the bottom of the barrel WORST bits! Suck it up. ;)

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Robin Banks & The Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

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