Welcome back! When we last left our heroes, they were taking a well-deserved rest after murdering a defenseless cart driver for no good reason. Rising from sleep, they continue their quest to the town of Queserria to learn more of their holy quest. Well, maybe not holy. Costly, to be sure.   What dangers does the town hold? Why are things so bad there? Find out here!

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Queserria Quest - Episode 2 - What's Ours is Mine

The first episode in a new homebrewed adventure! Our team of heroes, Loraxx the Conqueror, Benny Taker, and Duke Dragon are attending the graduation ceremony for Jimmy Quest's School for Adventuring and Personal Finance. A fine skuul if ever there was one! With this ceremony comes new adventures and the promise of prestige. As prospective graduates, they face a number of trials, including awkward social events and staff-endorsed grudge matches. How will they fare? Who is Jimmy Quest? What does it all mean?!   Find out this week on Rogue Missions: Queserria Quest!

Queserria Quest - Episode 1 - Graduation Day

Having met our heroes, the team decides to proceed onward and attend a fancy dinner party...with hats! Don't miss this exciting episode of mostly talking.

Curse of Strahd 2: On the Road Again

Adventure! Welcome to the third season of the Rogue Missions DND Podcast! After a long hiatus trapped in the phantom zone, the crew is back and ready to spin some tales for your amusement.  In this, the season premiere of season 3, Rogue Missions is going in a bold new direction: terror! Well, kinda. Your favorite dice-rollers are back and starting up a new adventure in the Curse of Strahd, and this time they're joined by some new voices.  This time around, the crew is: Josh - Malaggar, Drow BardBrad - Trick, Drow WarlockTrevor - Drow FighterDana - DMYou'll remember Josh and Brad as veterans, while Trevor and Dana are new additions to the team. There'll be plenty of guests along the way, too, including the infamous Jeff C! So come along as they experience horror and humor in a new setting and new edition (5e). You'll be glad you did. Or, you won't. Whatever.

Curse of Strahd 1: How Now Drow?

Hey everyone! Rogue Missions is coming back for really reals! Get hyped. We're recording new episodes in June 2016 and we've upgraded to D&D 5e, just in time for the dreaded CURSE OF STRAHD. We've got some new cast members, new characters, and hilarious new content.  Stay tuned for more soon! -Josh

I Cast Resurrection! - Rogue Missions Returns

It's time again to gather 'round the magic talking box to hear stories of excellent adventures and brilliant banter. When last we left our heroes, they were celebrating Alina's birthday in the only way they know how: boozing and brawling. Captain Phineas Soggybottom and his crew of seafaring miscreants threaten our heroes very lives...though probably not without provocation. Listen up as they peacefully discuss their opposing view points in a polite and reasonable manner! Just kidding. FIGHT!

Alina's Birthday Extravaganza! Part 2

Welcome back, faithful listeners, and gather round for a tale of celebration and battle! It's Alina's birthday and Rogue Missions decides to go out and celebrate. However, before they can get all tipsy and rowdy, okay maybe not before that, they encounter old foes bearing strong grudges. Listen in as we full your mind with hilarious dialog jam-packed with tender morsels of fun! (Editor's Note: No one is getting flown out to play DnD with us. Just a disclaimer.)

Alina's Birthday Extravaganza! Part 1

You've waited for it, perhaps too long, and good on you for sticking around. You're the fans we really like. Anyway, it's now time for the end of Raksash's journey with Rogue Missions. But he doesn't leave without a fight. It turns out that the dark force behind the Garden is throwing a dinner party, and Rogue Missions is crashing it! Listen in for excitement and hilarity! And now...the epic finale of Raksash's Origin!

Special: Raksash's Origin, Part 5

In this week's episode of the Rogue Missions DND Podcast, the party is nearing the end of the Fool's Grove. However, this does not mean that they are safe! What sort of bizarre gamekeeper awaits them at the grove's edge? A bizarre one. Was that not obvious? Anyway, why read this well-written description when you can download it and listen to it for yourselves?! Don't. Download this exciting episode now, and stay tuned for the exciting finale!

Special: Raksash's Origin, Part 4

Like a phoenix, we have risen from the ashes of our lack of posting episodes. We now proudly present you with part 3 of the Special origin story for Raksash, Drow Sorecerer Extraordinaire. In this exciting episode of the Rogue Missions DND Podcast, our heroes are still battling for supremacy against the horrors of Fool's Grove. The creatures therein defy logic, even magical logic. Things get dicey when dealing with the dreaded beasts and Rogue Missions once again rises to the occasion. Listen up, ye listeners of podcasts, and hear the tale continued! (*Editor's Note: This episode is a bit longer. There will be one or two more of these, so bear with us whilst we publish these larger files)

Special: Raksash's Origin, Part 3

Holy crap, has it really been a month? Sorry about that. I feel...well I just feel terrible about how things ended last time we met. So listen, how about I make it up to you with a brand new episode of the award-winning (nope) Rogue Missions DND Podcast? It stars Raksash! Not enough? That's fair. How about TWO new episodes?! That's better, right? Okay! Well here you go. This one goes up tonight and tomorrow morning you get ANOTHER new episode. How's that for Holiday cheer? Pretty damn good. Part 2 of Raksash's origin returns with our heroes still battling for their wits inside of Fool's Grove. There are terrible creatures here, the likes of which have not been seen by mortal or immortal men for ages. Did I say terrible? I meant ridiculous. There are ridiculous creatures here. But that's not all. Tune in this time for Part 2 in the exciting and not at all improv'd Origin of Raksash, The Drow Sorcerer!

Special: Raksash's Origin, Part 2

Welcome back, fans of adventure and hilarity. Due to staffing changes, namely Jon (aka Raksash) moving to Canada, we're taking a break from the current storyline to work things out. However, this means a bonus for you! We're now working on exclusive, hilarious, and entirely fictional backstory adventures for the cast! In honor of our now Canadian brother, we present you with the first part of Raksash's Origin Story. Tune in for great jokes and tense battles in this award-worthy tale of heroes battling for treasure through Fool's Grove!

Special: Raksash's Origin, Pt. 1

In this episode, our heroes discover a room. But what lies inside? A statue! Not the one from before, but a different one. However, they soon discover this is no mere piece of hewn stone. And the statue is not the only new discovery. A fiendish...fiend seeks to destroy Rogue Missions! Will they defeat him/her? What is that statue doing over there anyway? These questions and more will be answered in this week's episode of the Rogue Missions DND Podcast: THE STATELY STATUE SITUATION!

Episode 16 - The Stately Statue Situation

In this week's thrilling episode, our heroes return to the Library of Forgotten Tomes. Inside, they find...you know, stuff. Did I mention that their (mostly) disembodied companion comes closer to regaining physical form? Well she does! And all the while, they explore more of the dark prison in which they are imprisoned, only to come face to face with it's unholy guardian!

Episode 15 - Return to the Halls of Knowledge

Welcome back, faithful listener, to the Rogue Missions D&D Podcast. Our heroes are in a bad way, as they face off against dark guardians inside a haunted book repository (library)! Surrounded on all sides, the Rogue Missions crew is in for quite a fight. Will our heroes be able to save the day and avoid late fees? Find out this week on Episode 14 of the Rogue Missions DND Podcast, "Take a Look, It's in a Book!"

Episode 14 - Take a Look, It's in a Book

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