Seasons 4 and 5 of Arrested Development no longer exist! Instead, we take a crack at making our own very short season 4, starting with catching up with what the Bluths have been doing for the past 10 years! Thanks to our guests Anna Askew, Franz Sweeney, Caleb Montgomery, Charlie Welsh, Amy Kim, and Jeanette Blasius! Arrested Development original music by David Schwartz 

Roleplay Retcon

Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences, Ep. 1: Rocky Reunion | Roleplay Retcon

It's a wrap party for The Dark Tower! We read some fan retcon ideas, cast our characters, retcon the retcon, and reveal our next series! Not gonna lie, it gets a little intense in this one! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |  

The Dark Tower (2017): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon

The ka-tet reaches the clearing at the end of the path. Enemies are revealed. Friends are found.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |    

The Dark Tower (2017): Finale | Roleplay Retcon

The ka-tet is a man down and a woman up. They make the decision to press on with their new mission and ambush Jonas and his men, whom they assume is lying in wait for them at the mayor's mansion.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | 

The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 8: A Fistful of Failures | Roleplay Retcon

The shootout continues against the agents of the insurrectionist John Farson, a.k.a. "The Good Man." Roland is reminded of his hawk friend David's sacrifice on his path to being a Gunslinger. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | 

The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 7: Alain's Wake | Roleplay Retcon

The party stretches into its third episode-- no, just kidding, there's guns in this one. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | 

The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 6: The Ruckus | Roleplay Retcon

Dinner's kindof a downer, and even Cuthbert's constant flirting can't raise Mayor Thorin's wife Olive's spirits. Meanwhile, Roland has his fated "first meeting" with Susan Delgado.  Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!  

The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 5: She Seems Sad | Roleplay Retcon

The boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! 

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 4: Carp on the Carpet | Roleplay Retcon

The boys get settled in and find the local watering hole, where they test the patience of suspicious Sheb and meet sweet, perfect angel Seamus. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! 

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 3: We are ALL Roland | Roleplay Retcon

The ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! 

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 2: The Skinny on the Thinny | Roleplay Retcon

Roland, the youngest Gunslinger of all time, sets out on a tedious mission to get him out of harm's way. Accompanied by his friends and Gunslinger trainees, Cuthbert and Alain, he makes his way toward Hambry, a tiny, quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, far from their home in Gilead. But, Ka blows at Roland's back, and things never stay tedious around him for long... We swear this bean stuff comes up organically. It is never planned. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! 

The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 1: Bean Prep | Roleplay Retcon

The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! 

The Dark Tower (2017), Rookie Camp: Cowboy World | Roleplay Retcon

In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to.The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage. "Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewart.

Showgirls (1995) Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon

It's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson 

Dungeons & Dragons (2000): Rehash

Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion.Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode! This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson 

Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 12: Finale

Roleplay Retcon re-imagines famously disappointing movies using tabletop RPGs, the power of hindsight, and jokes. Each series is a mini-campaign injected with action, adventure and comedy. Each campaign also uses a different RPG system!

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