HI! I'm back! FINALLY! 2020, am I right? In this episode, I sing you a song to kick off season 2, then I read to you the WFTDA Strategic Plan for 2020-2023... I don't know about you, but I'm pretty darn excited to be a part of this amazing sport!  You can follow me on Instagram @ Ovary_Actor You can reach out to me via email: OvaryActor@gmail.com  Get your LIVES BEFORE LACES Mask here:  https://www.bonfire.com/wftdalivesbeforelaces/ Here are links to all the resources I promised throughout the show:  WFTDA COVID-19 Resources:  https://resources.wftda.org/tag/covid-19/ World Health Organization:  https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 WFTDA Strategic Plan:  https://static.wftda.com/files/WFTDA-Strategic-Plan.pdf WFTDA Forfeit Policy:  https://static.wftda.com/resources/wftda-forfeit-policy.pdf Email for Sanctioning:  Sanctioning@wftda.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

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SEASON TWO - WOO HOO! WFTDA's Strategic Plan!

This episode has been in draft since January 19! Oh dear! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

WFTDA rules quiz

This episode is strictly the questions and answers to the WFTDA Skater Rules Test without all the chit chat. If you want to hear me talk about each question as I go through it, check out the previous episodes. ' You can find the test by going to www.WFTDA.com Here's what Not So Suave has to say:  "You're doing alright, Kid" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Test Your Knowledge!

Here are the links to the WFTDA rules test and answer keys:  https://static.wftda.com/training/wftda-rules-test.pdf https://static.wftda.com/training/wftda-rules-test-answer-key.pdf Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "Pear" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Episode 23: Skater Rules Test Review PART 2

In this episode, Ovary Actor reads the WFTDA rules test and discusses the answers. The test and answer key can be found online here:  TEST:  https://static.wftda.com/training/wftda-rules-test.pdf ANSWERS:  https://static.wftda.com/training/wftda-rules-test-answer-key.pdf Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "This is cool." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Episode 22: WFTDA Skater Rules Test Review! PART 1

Oh boy! We made it to 20 episodes! yay! In this episode, Ovary talks about Officiating and staffing. She also discovers that her most recent podcast was posted with no audio! woopsie!  You should definitely check out her instagram Ovary_Actor to see an epic apex jump. Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "Ovary. You should link to that epic game. that's a serious apex jump" Okay, Suave! here's the link! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRW3njvgqf4 As Promised! Here are the lyrics to my parody of Last Kiss:  Where oh where can my pivot be? Take this helmet cover away from me I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good By completing the star pass as the rules say i should I rolled out on my skates with my jammer star The score is neck to neck- it’s really bizarre There on the track, straight ahead The blocker wall is stopping me dead I couldn’t whip, so I look to my right, However to get to my pivot in sight? I’m screamin' for help, I can’t get through the pack I need my pivot to complete a star pass. Where oh where can my pivot be? Take this helmet cover away from me I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good By completing the star pass as the rules say i should We must stay up, in play, and in bounds, The ref’s calling penalties all round, Feeling the burn, deep in my thighs, And somehow I found my pivot stripe, I waved at her head, she rushed to me and said, “Give me the cover for a little while!” I did not throw, so I won’t ruin this, This pivot-jammer metamorphosis. We’re both in bounds and I know we’re both upright And the jammer status goes to pivot tonight! Where oh where can my pivot be? Take this helmet cover away from me I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good By completing the star pass as the rules say i should  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Roller Derby: Episode 20 - Section 5.1-5.4 - Staffing, Duties, Communication, and Assessing Penalities

In this Episode, Ovary Actor discusses section 4.5 of the WFTDA rules and casebook. You can find these rules at www.WFTDA.com Here's what Not So Suave has to say:  "Yep, that's what happens when a skater gets too many penalties." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

ROLLER DERBY: Section 4.5- Fouling out and Expulsions

In this episode, Ovary Actor goes over the way penalties are enforced for both blockers and jammers and she reads the casebook scenarios associated with these rules.  Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "I do not envy the Penalty Box Timers. God Bless them! I think they have one of the most complicated officiating positions there is." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Roller Derby: Section 4.4.1 & 4.4.2 - Penalty Enforcement for Blockers and Jammers

Learn about how penalties are enforced is this episode of Official Timeout! section 4.4 of the WFTDA rulebook.  Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "I'm shocked that Ovary Actor hasn't plugged her artwork instagram, @ThatSlatteryGirl, yet."  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

ROLLER DERBY: SECTION 4.4 PENALTY ENFORCEMENT

In this episode Ovary Actor discusses section 4.3 of the WFTDA rulebook regarding Misconduct.  Ovary is also thinking that Wednesdays will be a better day for her to launch each new podcast.  Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "Ya know, I'm really impressed with your dedication to this whole thing. You're good at talking, so I'm not surprised." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

ROLLER DERBY: Section 4.3 - Penalties for Unsporting Conduct (Misconduct)

In this episode Ovary Actor discusses the importance of keeping our things to ourselves and how to ensure the game play happens smoothly and legally.  Here's what Not so Suave has to say: "Why don't you ask Skruff for quotes from now on?... uh... I guess I could say that I hope you are having a good day..." Thanks, Suave! I AM having a good day!  Here is a link to the Power through the Fourth Whistle podcast I referenced: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/power-through-the-4th-whistle-roller-derby-podcast/id1426139579 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Section 4.2.4: Other Illegal Procedures

In this episode, Ovary Actor discusses penalties associated with the interference with the flow of the game.  Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "Ovary.... I haven't had time to listen to your podcasts yet. I don't know why you keep asking me for a quote." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Roller Derby Section 4.2.3: Interfering with the Flow of the Game Penalties

in this episode, Ovary Actor discusses the remaining casebook scenarios associated with rule 4.2.2 in the WFTDA rulebook. These have to do with all the rules and scenarios associated with Gaining Position.  Here's what Not So Suave has to say:  "I don't like it when Ovary directs musicals because it takes up all her time and she misses a lot of practice" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Roller Derby: Section 4.2.2 Gaining Position (2 of 2)

In this episode, Ovary Actor discusses the rule in section 4.2.2 of the WFTDA rulebook associated with gaining position, also known as cutting the track. She begins the casebook scenario, but her voice is giving out on her, so she'll read the rest of the casebook scenarios B-M on the next episode.  here's what Not So Suave has to say: "She does a lot of talking, but most of what she has to say is pretty interesting, even if it is irrelevant. " --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Roller Derby Section 4.2.2 Gaining Position (Part 1 of 2)

Ovary Actor realizes that she forgot to properly publish last Monday's episode! She's doing her very best, guys! whomp whomp! Here's what Not So Suave has to say: "That figures." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

Roller Derby Section 4.2: Game Structure Penalties & 4.2.1 Illegal Positioning

Welcome to Official Timeout with Ovary Actor! Here you can listen to me read the rules of flat track Roller derby, discuss casebook scenarios, and go wherever else this podcast may take us! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/OvaryActor/support

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