Brian Laundrie is still on the loose and is definitely never getting caught, Ross and Jessie talk about how drunk and high they'll be getting once they're empty-nesters, and Aaron Sorkin's new Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez movie looks kind of weird.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   If you go to GetQUIP.com/NOONERS, RIGHT NOW, you’ll get your first refill FREE.

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Episode 729 - People Are Hoarding Food

Reacting to the incredible Robin Williams biopic test footage on YouTube, William Shatner's trip to space at 90 years old, George Takei criticizing Shatner for going to space despite maybe being a kid diddler, and Bobby Flay asking Food Network for 100 million.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Start washing with a TUSHY bidet for a better clean. Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION to get 10% OFF PLUS FREE SHIPPING.

Episode 728 - I Want A Robin Williams Biopic

Dog the Bounty Hunter was forced to quit his search for Brian Laundrie after being injured on the hunt, Tom Cruise looked troublingly mortal (and kind of like Norm MacDonald) at a San Francisco Giants game, and Jon Gruden was fired over some old, not-so-great emails.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

Episode 727 - Dog The Bounty Hunter Quits

Gabby Petito's killer, Brian Laundrie is on the movie somewhere in North Carolina and now his dad Chris Laundrie has joined in on the hunt -- plus Jessie and Ross cold read awful Instagram captions and a Crime Corner featuring a mugshot of what is clearly a human being transitioning into a demon.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to HelloFresh.com/Revolution14 and use code revolution14 for up to 14 free meals, including free shipping!   For a limited time, Aura is offering our listeners up to 40% off plans when you visit Aura.com/NOONERS.

Episode 726 - Brian Laundrie On The Move

Hollywood has run out of ideas and 'The Many Saints of Newark' is the latest example (also James Gandolfini's kid is not a good actor), William Shatner has announced he will be traveling to outer space, and comedian Sarah Silverman says that only Jewish people should play Jewish characters on TV and in movies.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Start washing with a TUSHY bidet for a better clean. Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION to get 10% OFF PLUS FREE SHIPPING.

Episode 725 - The Prequel Syndrome

Ross and Jessie follow live as Dog the Bounty Hunter tracks down Gabby Petito's alleged killer, Brian Laundrie, through the swamps of Florida -- plus a California woman started a wildfire while boiling bear urine and Mayim Bialik is kind of a huge b*tch.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Start getting rewards for brushing your teeth today, go to GETQUIP.com/NOONERS, RIGHT NOW, to save $10 on a quip Smart Electric Toothbrush.

Episode 724 - Dog The Bounty Hunter Is On The Case

Bill Cosby goes to bat for fellow convicted sex offender R. Kelly, YouTube vows to delete all anti-vaccine content on its website, Kyrie Irving is getting deep into conspiracy theories about COVID, and trick or treating kids are being given strong edibles for Halloween, apparently.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

Episode 723 - Cosby Has R. Kelly‘s Back

Breaking down Howard Stern's angry rant about Joe Rogan refusing to take the COVID vaccine, a dad in California was called racist for yelling something weird and random during a little league game, and the latest on social media influencer Gabby Petito's boyfriend and killer Brian Laundrie, who has apparently disappeared into the woods.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   For a limited time, new customers can try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days. No credit card required! Just go to Amazon.com/NOONERS.

Episode 722 - Howard Stern vs. Joe Rogan

Who killed Instagram influencer Gabby Petito? Who was behind the murders of prominent South Carolina family members Maggie Murdaugh and her son Paul Murdaugh? Jessie Wiseman and Ross Patterson break down the two biggest murder stories of the year to date.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to JoinCrowdHealth.com/fit and enter code NOONERS at sign up. For a limited time, our listeners get their first month free - AND, after you’ve been a member, CrowdHealth will include a Fitness Wearable. That’s 30 days to try risk free plus the Fitness Wearable.

Episode 721 - Missing White Girl Syndrome

Rapper Nicki Minaj claimed that the COVID-19 vaccine hurt her cousin's friend's testicles, the rapper then destroyed Joy-Ann Reid on Twitter after the MSNBC commentator said she was disappointed in Minaj -- plus a Utah woman somehow got scammed into shaving her head by a text message and Ken Jennings is Jeopardy's new host.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Start washing with a TUSHY bidet for a better clean. Go to HELLOTUSHY.com/REVOLUTION to get 10% OFF PLUS FREE SHIPPING.   Get better hydration today, go to LiquidIV.com and get 25% off ANYTHING you order when you use promo code NOONERS.

Episode 720 - Nicki Minaj Goes Scorched Earth

AOC wore a dress that said ‘Tax the Rich’ to the Met Gala because she has no sense of irony, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez made out with masks on at a Met Gala after-party, Amazon and Jeff Bezos are scanning our hands at Whole Foods now, and Jessie is furious that football is on every night of the week.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code BROS to receive $200 in FREE bets when you place a $1 bet on any football game!   Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in NOONERS. Stop wasting time going to the Post office and go to Stamps.com instead.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS now, you’ll get $15 off your first month.

Episode 719 - Tax The Rich

Britney Spears is finally being released from her dad Jamie Spears’ conservatorship, John Mulaney definitely cheated on his now ex-wife with Olivia Munn and he lied about the timeline on Late Night with Seth Meyers — plus a Crime Corner involving a serial lizard thief.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Head to Policygenius.com/NOONERS to get started right now. Policygenius. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right.   To get 15% off your first order and free shipping go to MeUndies.com/NOONERS.

Episode 718 - We Freed Britney

Ross and Jessie’s neighbors decided to start building a guest house on their property at 4:30 a.m. this morning because their son can’t find a job and just wants to live on his parents’ property. This makes Ross unhappy. Plus whose album was better? Drake’s or Kanye’s? And RIP Michael K. Williams aka Omar from ‘The Wire’.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code BROS to receive $200 in FREE bets when you place a $1 bet on any football game! And get a free shot at a MILLION DOLLAR top prize with your first deposit!   For a limited time, new customers can try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days. No credit card required! Just go to Amazon.com/NOONERS.

Episode 717 - Hate Thy Neighbor

Joe Rogan's curing his Covid ails with some Illuminati medicine cocktail, REAL (Ohio State) football is back tonight along with a new Drake album, Pickleball has captivated the state of Texas, Labor Day weekend is about to be in full swing, and a Fresno man learns not to jerk and drive in this week's crime corner.   Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.

Episode 716 - Let‘s Take Horse Dewormer!

A literal fake high school (Bishop Sycamore) somehow conned their way into playing a football game on ESPN against IMG Academy, Kanye West's new album Donda is actually great, and the possibilities of Drinkin' Bros opening a bar at the new studio.    Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in the USA!   Go to CardoMax.com and use promo code NOONERS, and you get Buy One Get One FREE on your first order.   Go to GetRoman.com/NOONERS today and if you’re prescribed, get 50% off your first month of ED treatment.

Episode 715 - The Fake High School Football Team

Each week comedians Ross Patterson and Jessie Wiseman share their wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports in the most non-politically correct way possible.

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