We're back with an episode almost lost to time (which we can legally release now that Lori Laughlin is locked up) for a movie that until last month was unavailable digitally. Of course, we are talking about 1986 Hal Needham classic Rad! How much did Lonely Island take from this movie for Hot Rod? Why did they cast an olympic gymnast for a bmx biker? How much product placement is too much? All this and more! Thanks for listening. Rate and subscribe to the show to help support us.

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Episode 78 - Rad (1986)

We just found another hidden gem that may deserve to be in the pantheon of unintentionally great directors alongside Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau. That auteur is Geovanni Molina and the movie is Domination of the Becoming. With a few moments of competence, the rest of the film is even more of a mystery but at least the pacing is quick and they had money for good stock footage! We also try to figure out how they have the money to pay for all the productions Molina does a year.

Episode 77 - Domination of the Becoming (2019)

We might have greened out a little bit as we recorded this special 420 episode on the Disney classic(?) The Big Green. The film was shot on location around our hometown of Austin, Texas with crew members we know so there's plenty of local knowledge. Did you know Steve Guttenberg gained 12 whole pounds to play the role as the slightly pudgy sheriff? How about that in other countries the translated title is We are the Worst? all this and more will be discovered on todays episode. After 75 episodes we decided to try out a new format so would love to know what you think.

Episode 76 - The Big Green (1995) 420 Lockdown Edition Reupload

This made for TV movie from the creator of Child's Play was originally supposed to be released September 11th, 2001 so as you can imagine it's a bit of a disaster. Rat suits, rat cam and rat fountains that rival World War Z zombie hoards so it's pretty much a perfect bad movie. Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to the show to help support us!

Episode 75 - Rats (2002) Lockdown Edition

We're back with one of the worst 0% films we've seen: 2020's The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson. This movie is not only 0% on Rotten tomatoes critic score. It is a whopping 5% audience score and 1.9 on IMDB which make it in the top ten worst films of all time on that chart. Director Daniel Farrands fresh off of 2019's The Haunting of Sharon Tate continues his series where he exploits real life murder victims and blames the killings on ghosts/serial killers instead of OJ Simpson.  Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to the show to help support us!

Episode 74 - The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson

We got a classic 0% movie that we were inspired to watch as a crossover episode  after the death of Billy Drago who played John Bly in The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. which we covered on the Dead by Dawn Podcast. IMDB Synopsis: Danny O'Brien is back in action fighting the notorious Simon Moon, also known as The Terror. Three years earlier O'Brien had single-handedly captured The Terror and was called Hero by the people of L.A. Now Simon has escaped and has started killing women again, and O'Brien is the only man who can stop him. Sign our petition to get The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Streaming here:  https://chn.ge/2omxdbz    

Episode 73 - Hero and the Terror

On a crossover episode to promote our new show Trueish Crime, we do an episode about a serial killer influenced by social media. Unfortunately, the killer happens to be voiced by Andy Dick! Subscribe to our new podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trueishcrimes-podcast/id1467441725 Thanks for listening!  

Episode 72 - L.A. Slasher (2015)

Merry Christmas!  We couldn't put it better than the RT description: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.    

Episode 71 - The Nutcracker 3D (2010)

He's a stony, crusty dude with a mop on top His melon's fully tweaked but he'll never stop Stop trying to weaz the nugs from coast to coast The ones with the cones are the ones he digs the most!   We watched Jury Duty from 1995 with an all star cast of supporting actors and Pauly Shore...

Episode 70 - Jury Duty (1995)

Oopsie! Uploaded other podcast but it's fixed now so enjoy! Uwe Boll might come to our house and tie us to the radiator after we get done with our review of Bloodrayne 2. In this sequel to the 4% rated Bloodrayne, Rayne is in the wild west fighting Bully the Kid played by Scut Farkus.   Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe.

Episode 69 - Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (2007) - REUPLOAD

Determined to save her estranged brother from a suicide cult, a young woman faces murderous children and worse. much much worse. jsut so bad. Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to the show to help support us!

Episode 68 - Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)

After escaping the insane asylum in which he was incarcerated, the Stepfather impersonates a marriage counselor and manages to win over a patient and her young son.   Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to the show really helps us!

Episode 67 - Stepfather 2 (1989)

We talk about the late great Burt Reynold's directoral debut Gator and ask the hard hitting questions like: Is a pig made of pork? Why would you bring cats to a heist? Is everything okey dokey in the Okefenokee?   Thanks for listening! Rate and subscribe to get more episodes.

Episode 66 - Burt Reynold's Gator (1976)

Is this one of the best 0% films we've reviewed on the podcast? Does it make any sense? Are Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert eskimo brothers? All this and more on a very special episode of Rotted Podcast.

Episode 65- Highlander 2 (1991) - Sequel September

This is a lost episode recorded earlier this year that must have been eaten off the feed by those rascally Critters. The tiny fur ball aliens that will eat anything or anyone set their sights on a Los Angeles apartment tower starring Leo Dicaprio in his feature film debut. Rate, Review and subscribe for more episodes!

Episode 64 - Critters 3 (1991)

“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes. Confucius also never had to watch InAppropriate Comedy, The Ridiculous 6 or Saving Christmas so what did he know.

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