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Rushing Attack Podcast

Episode 42: The 1st New Episode Since December 2017 When We Talked About Parking Lot Weed.

On this week's episode of the Rushing Attack College Football Podcast the gang welcomes transient guest and USF fan, EJ, we discuss new head coaches at Nebraska, Arkansas, Florida, Herm Edwards and Arizona State, Texas A&M, UCLA. We get rudely interrupted by a big ol' Doug Jones victory and then we talk about the pros and cons of TJ Maxx parking lot weed.I'm sure we talk about a lot more, but I can't remember. I'll update this if necessary.  I edited out Brian reading Jose Canseco's terrible tweets about sexual harassment/assault but I'm sure "Jose Canseco tweets" is great for SEO so I'll mention it. Want to see how the sausage is made? Well, join us on Facebook Live for some pre-podcast jibber jabber.  Want your opinions to be heard? Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us on Facebook: @RushingAttack   @ Us on Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US on Instagram: @rushingattack

Episode 41: Parking Lot Weed, Doug Jones & The College Football Head Coaching Bonanza

Whoa! Two episodes for the price of one? That, my friends, is the spirit of Thanksgiving! EJ Joins us to talk about how USF wants BAMA, we discuss how Tennessee should hire Ray Moore as their next head coach, and how Jason keeps saying the "R" word.    Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us: @RushingAttack   @ Us: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US on Instagram: @rushingattack

Episode 40: The Gang Investigates the Case Marauding Michigan Cameraman

So, I had an issue publishing this to Podbean and had to abandon my efforts and cook a turkey, but after some editing and a limited edition cover image, we have an edited and slightly dated but still very funny episode full of drunk half-accurate information.      Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us: @RushingAttack   @ Us: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US: @rushingattack

Episode 39: Temporarily Lost Pre-Thanksgiving Ryverwry Reek Episode

This week the hosts of the #1 rated college football and Fallout 4 nude mods podcast talk about The U and the rumors that it is, in fact, back, how Arkansas, Florida and Nebraska suck but Nebraska and Florida are at least getting good coaches (probably).    I'll add more later.    Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us: @RushingAttack   @ Us: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US: @rushingattack

Episode 38: Sponsored by Keurig & Jon Gruden

Scott and Jason record an emergency podcast to talk about the breaking-ish news that The University of Florida and Coach Jim McElwain have filed for divorce.   NOBODY SAID FIRE STOP SAYING FIRED - OK?!?   Phone: (772) 999-6031   www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

Emergency Podcast: The University of Florida Broke Up with Coach Jim McElwain

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Episode 37: #1 Pop and College Football Podcast

I'm not sure where Episode 35 is. It's probably being used by Russian Twitter bots to blackmale blackmail Coach O.   It's Episode 36 and boy do we have scoops for you:   1. Turkey on white, no mayo 2. Nebraska's next HC CONFIRMED 3. Flat Earth Football 4. Energy Weapons 5. The Battle of I4 will be awesome 6. Rutgers to the American CONFIRMED 7. WTF Michigan State has 1 loss? 8. And that loss is to Notre Dame?   Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack 

Episode 36(technically): Jebediah Sweetcorn is Nebraska's New HC According to the Boosters of the Corn

WHAT SECRETS DID YOU HIDE IN LINCOLN, FROST?!   Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack 

Episode 34: Nobody's Team is Good & Scott Frost has Secrets in the Corn (probably!)

This week the boys are joined by friend of the Pod, EJ to talk about USF football is better than Florida, Nebraska, and Arkansas. We recap last week's games [ Tennessee v Florida, Nebraska v NIU, Arkansas v Bye Week, UCLA v Memphis, and more ] and sort of preview this week's games. We talk about how the SEC (especially the West is trash) and invite the fine folks from a College Football trash talk page to talk trash.    #AlabamaWantsPurdue   Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack 

Episode 33: The #1 Vandy is Going to Mop the Floor with Alabama Podcast

This was recorded on Monday or something, but we have been focused on getting our houses boarded up, and hurricane supplies ready. We talk about the first week of college football and speculate wildly about this coming week.    Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack 

Episode 32: We're Back From the Off-Season and We Brought Zima and a Hurricane!

We were forced to take a short break, Jason got a new job and Brian moved across town and it was just too hard to get our schedules to sync up, but now we're back at it and we've got a really good episode. This week Scott and I (Jason) get ghosted by Brian, but it's okay because we are joined by Dave from New Belgium Brewing. Scott has known Dave for over 20 years, and for a while they were both in the central Florida hardcore / metalcore band Dragbody. Dave takes us on a beerventure, where we get to try some new, some hard to find, and some just plain good New Belgium beers. On this episode we got to drink (and learn a bit about) an assortment of New Belgium beers: Dayblazer Easygoing Ale  Juicy Watermelon Lime Ale Citradelic Exotic Lime Ale Voodoo Ranger 8 Hop Pale Ale We also got to try a couple of specialty ales from New Belgium's "Lips of Faith Series":   Tart Lychee Wood-Aged Sour Ale Clutch Wood-aged Imperial Sour Stout  All of the beers were delicious. Later in the episode we find out about New Belgium teaming up with Colorado State University to develop the Old Aggie Superior Lager, which we're going to need some of as soon as it is available. We then take a swing at answer questions originally asked of sex advice columnist, Dan Savage. We talk about being old hardcore dudes,  Over all this episode was slightly different than normal because we mostly stayed on topic and provide you, the listener, with accurate, presumably information. It also ended up being one of our favorite episodes. Be sure to check out Dave's new band @ madrinaband.com and drink lots of New Belgium.  www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack 

Episode 31: We're Back & We Brought Beer

This week we're joined by special guest EJ. We talk about USF football, break down the pros and cons of the group of five holding their own championship game, nonsense NCAA recruiting stats, the first female football scholarship recipient, Chandler Basha's Becca Longo, and talk about how Georgia Tech fans might be sick of Russell Athletic. We smoothly pivot to the weirdness that is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker Movie, Alex Jones and his claim that he is a performance artists, George W Bush visiting Vero Beach and how he doesn't seem so bad in retrospect. We do nothing to solve the complex and very serious problem of Gerrymandered congressional districts, Jason talks about waking up to a possible Red Dawn scenario and how excited he is about Everclear playing in Fort Pierce, we then talk about the Trump kids (we only forgot about 2 of them!), we continue to be obsessed with Chuck Tingle, we talk about how the Brave Wall Street Girl staring down the Wall Street Bull is a little more complicated than it seems, we briefly talk about money in politics, the Florida's 2018 gubernatorial candidates, and finish the episode talking about watching the Florida Fire Frogs lose to the St Lucie Mets at Historic (and in need of a renovation) Dodgertown.   www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

Episode 30: Paracord Dreamcatcher

Before we get into the show notes, I just want to make a quick request: Please be sure to rate and review us on your podcasting platform of choice, and please please please, share us with your friends. Thank you! ALSO: BUY OUR SHIRTS!This week we is more like free form jazz, we start off the show like anyone would -- we discuss pawing the Million Dollar Man's championship belt, we work on our Paul Bearer impressions, we suggest alternatives to Epocot's drinking around the world, we answer the important question: jorts or euro-capris? We talk about the endless possibilities of sneaking drinks into a summer music festival in a Camelback, we briefly talk about Florida's Spring Game and the QB situation and how it could look like the offense of a notorious former SEC head coach. We introduce Brian to internet huckster and snake -excuse me- coconut oil salesman David Avocado Wolf, and then we round out the show by talking about the Florida Fire Frogs Baseball, be stings, calf cramps, some more Fire Frogs, and how scary and weird it is to get let go from a job after 11 years.  ALSO: BUY OUR SHIRTS! www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

Episode 29: Apparently We're Just a Wrestling Podcast Now.

This week we hash out our latest million-dollar-idea: Erotic College Football Head Coach fan-fiction, we explore the world of Chuck Tingle and the need for a Chuck Tingle masterworks coffee table book, we talk about ring tone impulse buys, the infinite possibilities of the multi-verse, meme economy, Jason exposes the boys to Anna Storelli's restaurant outburst, college football spring games, we talk about the graduate transfer roadblock Florida is facing with Malik Zaire, we officially get on board the Florida Fire Frogs bandwagon, we talk MLB and minor league teams, burning interns for personal gain, we try and talk about WrestleMania, The Undertaker, Jake the Snake Roberts, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, the good old days of WWE/WWF Wrestling and the trauma of seeing Jake the Snake Roberts DDTing Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat on the concrete floor. We then naturally, and flawlessly, transition to talking about Reddit's Place art experiment, then we listen to some Kendrick Lamar's Humble, Blame Candy, the new Body Count, we discus our dislike of most things Jack White, and then we just kind of play random songs from the Judgment Night soundtrack.   #UglyKnees www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack  

Episode 28: #1 Erotic College Football Fan-Fiction Podcast

Rushing Attack Podcast: A pretend radio show about nothing (and sometimes college football) hosted by three total lightweights. Sad!

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