This month we are joined in studio by Pete Steel, friend of the show, Fatlip singer and BrumRadio presenter. Pete joins in as we discuss parental hygiene, parenting fails and dissolving bullies in vats of acid. You can find more from Mr Steel on his Twitter @devilsplaylist and https://brumradio.com/presenters/pete-steel/ , more about Fatlip here https://www.facebook.com/fatliplive/ and more about Brum radio at @BrumRadio https://twitter.com/BrumRadio or https://brumradio.com As always, you can get more Sad Mad Dads episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: Brum Radio - https://brumradio.com Fatlip - https://www.facebook.com/fatliplive/ Thundercats CGI - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aobdjJft8hk

Sad Mad Dads Podcast

Episode 023 ft. Pete Steel - Parental Hygiene and Acid Vats

Brian is back! Oh, the joys of self-gratification. This episode sees an in-depth review of the next generation of sex toys (see Episode 12 for the precursor) and consideration of happiness vs. being nice. Also featured is part 2 of our interview with Stuart Goldsmith where he delves deeper into the challenges of being a creative parent. You can find Stuart online at The Comedian’s Comedian with Stuart Goldsmith http://www.comedianscomedian.com/  and tour dates can be found here: http://www.comedianscomedian.com/tour/ . Stuart Goldsmith on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComComPod As always, you can get more episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: Autoblow II - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpwIu73YjR4 In Italian https://youtu.be/-6zWhSP8J-Q?t=9s Autoblow II + Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iefe_Otrgg8 Mastamatic competition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrANqPoqKs

Episode 022 ft. Stuart Goldsmith - Hands-Free Happiness and Motivational Quotes

We’re back! After a slow start, the Dads are back for 2017 and are alive and well. This episode takes some time to discuss the redistribution of condoms, what the hell to do at half-term and how to hit your children. We’re also joined by the fabulous Stuart Goldsmith for part 1 of his Sad Mad Dads interview where he gives his insights into being a professional comedian and the transition from smaller to larger audiences.  You can find Stuart online at The Comedian’s Comedian with Stuart Goldsmith http://www.comedianscomedian.com/  and tour dates can be found here: http://www.comedianscomedian.com/tour/ . Stuart Goldsmith on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComComPod As always, you can get more episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com

Episode 021 ft Stuart Goldsmith - Half-term Abuse and the Egg Box Joke

Well, the festive season is upon us, and we couldn’t be happier. Sort of. In this episode, we wish you a merry Christmas and celebrate that at this time of year you can start drinking whenever the fuck you want. Pointless Rinser tries to start a new Male Movement, Rich sings for Festive cheer and Americans dug a big hole. As always, you can get more episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: Deck the Halls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIFqnEoctI4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIFqnEoctI4 Cards Against Humanity …Dug a hole https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/28/cards-against-humanity-hole Birmingham Jail from Stir Crazy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRM9QtixFuQ   Featured song: “All I Need This Christmas Time” by Rich Stokes @MrRichStokes

Episode 020 - Massive Holes and Jingle Bells

 Sometimes in life, things come along that get in the way of your dreams. We experience delays through no fault of our own. Other times, you can ruin your own productivity by electing to have your testicles operated on and then suffering complications. Dan starts the discussion off this week with far too much detail about his vasectomy, Rich identifies that parents should demand better films, Clowns get the going over and the boys discuss their love/hate relationships with various animals. Despite trolling his own co-hosts, Dan does offer the link to the promised “Brexit Blues (Goodbye EU)” song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qw-pC6m_Kk As always, you can get more episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: #ClownLivesMatter http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37605841 Brexit Blues (Goodbye EU)” by @MrRichStokes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qw-pC6m_Kk Featured song: “Victimless Crime” by Rich Stokes @MrRichStokes 

Episode 019 - Carnivorous Rage Sperm and the End of Procreation

 A long, almost double episode due to the holiday season sees the Dads discussing botched surgery, children’s program reboots and ripping the guts out of Bing. Dickhead of the Week returns, although struggles to be contemporary. Also a special guest appearance from Stiff Willy Cockburns as part of his current UK tour. As always, you can get more episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: Dickhead of the Week: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14167868 Bing episode 57 “Butterfly”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxn1OMurqCM   Featured song: “No Such Thing As A Bad Vagina” by Stiff Willy Cockburns 

Episode 018 - Diggers With Attitude and Bing the Merciless

 A short bonus episode with a caveat: the Dads had consumed to much beer by this point. We discuss 50 Shades of Grey, whether slang word substitution is a good idea, randomly generate meat prose and decide that all fiction is just lies. As always, you can get more episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: 50 Shades Generator - http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/ Bacon Ipsum - http://baconipsum.com/ Christian Reilly - https://christreilly.com/ Featured song: “Hate Song” by RichStokes @MrRichStokes 

Episode 017 - 50 Shaves of Hate and Lies

This episode the Dads tackle the “interesting” result of the EU Referendum, how to spice things up in the bedroom using alien orifices (again) and consider just how mental the Flat Earthers are. Or… are they? Yes. Yes, they are.Proper mental. As always, you can get more episodes, free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com  Featured links: Flirt Off at The OldJoint Stock - http://www.oldjointstock.co.uk/whats-on/flirt-off  Skeptics with a K - http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/  Rocket supposedly hittingfirmament -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAcp3BFBYw4

Episode 016 - 60 Portions and Koala Volcanoes

Two episodes in a month!Gosh, aren’t you lucky. This episode is for you if you have lost your temperwith your kids, had issues with animal violence or ever felt like you have thewrong genitals. Also a shout out to https://www.borroclub.co.uk/ where you can borrowshit from and lend shit to nice people. As always, you can getfree music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get intouch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: Ray Jessel on America’sGot Talent https://youtu.be/m8273HGqxEc?t=1m23s BorroClub https://www.borroclub.co.uk/

Episode 015 - Ninja Enclosures and Dick in a Skip

Well, shit. Literally.Rich tells his tale of woe as Dan and Rob attempt to make light of thesituation by talking about a desensitizing penis spray. Oh, and heads up: Rob’sa psychopath. Stay ten meters away at all times. As always, you can get freemusic and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also getin touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: Stad 5000 Delay Spray -  https://www.amazon.com/Shoppingfire-Delay-Longer-Premature-Ejaculation/dp/B019XYVTUI

Episode 014 - Keep Your Interesting Life!

 A short episode this monthas the Dads are plagued with illnesses and Rich’s house has exploded. Theystill manage to discuss the differences in approaches to mental healthmanagement and remember the importance of abusing your friends. As always, youcan get free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also getin touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured song: “Sensitive” by RichStokes  @MrRichStokes Featured links: Cards Against Humanity  https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/ Poorly Summarized Podcast-  http://poorlysummarized.com/

Episode 013 - Sensitivity and Delicious Assholes

After some cancelled sessions, the boys finally get back in the studio to stick it to the gender stereotyping of sex toys, suggest that you should always know where your gun is and try to disguise the fact that they are drinking beer (going by the tone,they largely fail at this last part). As always, you can get free music and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also get in touch with the Dads and support the show. More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links: 3Fap - https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/3fap-3-textured-orifices-with-suction-for-men#/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdfIxnO4rvk    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBgAJcntT1Q Dickhead of the Week -                http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/progun-mum-jamie-gilt-will-never-give-up-her-guns-despite-being-shit-by-son-family-say/news-story/36303137d00bab41c3e8eaa936e3319f 

Episode 012 - Growling at the Gubbins (and Other Sex Crimes)

 The boys are back with anew, re-branded podcast about the trials and tribulations of being a creativeentity, but also a parent. Episode 11 showcases new features, free musicalcomedy, the banter you love and also some tips and tools that might be of someuse in the bedroom (if you’re first aid trained). As always, you can get freemusic and other media from the links at http://www.sadmaddads.com where you can also getin touch with the Dads and support the show. Featured song: “The Secret of Happiness” by Rich Stokes @MrRichStokes  More free music at https://mrrichstokes.bandcamp.com/ and  http://www.aquilalovesyou.com Featured links:  The Ovipositor - http://www.vice.com/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself Monkey and Me by EmilyGravitt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lcw_kOF61A Angel’s Grapefruittechnique https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvovI0kPhck&feature=youtu.be 

Episode 011 - Parent Sex and Eczema Cock

Please note that this early episode is from when the show was called "The Aquila Podcast". Rob (aka Pointless Rinser) joined us in episode 008, and we rebranded as Sad Mad Dads in Episode 011. It’s Episode 10! Double figures at last! Rich and Dancelebrate by recognising the 4th of July and thanking thosefunny Americans for chasing away those aliens, especially as AQUILA are nowfamous in Texas thanks to Patties Radio on TV. We finally introduce Man Man asour special guest, discuss the use of the “N” and “P” Words, abuse ouracquisition of God’s mobile phone number and share our disappointment that RolfHarris is apparently a massive pedo. Also featured is new song “October Song (Happy Birthday)” from Rich, an ode to social mediaand depression. The video feed from the recording of the podcast is availableon our YouTube channel at http://youtu.be/c7WvC1lzk4I As always, other free goodies are available at http://www.aquilalovesyou.com, whereyou can also support the Podcast by rating, reviewing, sharing and  retweeting - spread the love! https://twitter.com/PattiesRadio 

Episode 010 – Doubles and Disappointments

Please note that this early episode is from when the show was called "The Aquila Podcast". We rebranded as Sad Mad Dads in Episode 011. Finally back after a long hiatus (due to recent arrival ofan additional child) the boys find themselves a tad too drunk to remainprofessional, not helped by the recurrent appearance of @PointlessRinser. Afterinitial apologies for errors and travesties during Episode 8, they partake in thesampling of previously illegal hooch, discuss the somewhat unsavory connotationsof a Winnie the Pooh toy, play stupid games and try to  stick up for Daddy Pig. Also featured is newtrack “Man Man” from Rich, an ode to men everywhere and partially inspired byconversations on this very Podcast. As always, other free goodies are available at http://www.aquilalovesyou.com, whereyou can also support the Podcast via a donation. And the studio video feed of the podcast recording can be found on our YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgL_2fOHBNM https://twitter.com/pointlessrinser http://www.irish-poteen.com/consumer/pot90.htm http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/ 

Episode 009 – Winnie the Shit and 180° Proof

Three new Dads vainly trying to keep their creative interests alive amid the chaos of parenting and the beauty of family life. ** EXPLICIT CONTENT **

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