TOLO! Joining us this week on the podcast is ANTHONY BARTOLO! The Boulder comic sits down with Jacob & Cody to drop this hilarious podcast. Topics include: Jacob telling jokes while driving Lyft, Cody talks Three Billboards, Anthony talks edibles, and Anthony talks gay children book characters. Enjoy! Subscribe/listen here   The post Ice Cream Social #188 – Anthony Bartolo appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

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Ice Cream Social #188 – Anthony Bartolo

Sam Tallent and David Gborie are Shinin’! Put your fingers in your bodies and tune your ear lobes to this hot pod! This week Sam eats too much shrimp, never comes back from Vietnam and imagines a world in which he is dating Dave’s mom. All that’s just in the first three minutes! What’s going on during […] The post Shinin’ w/ Sam & Dave Ep. 2: Shrimp Lovers appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Shinin’ w/ Sam & Dave Ep. 2: Shrimp Lovers

Sam and Dave are back on their bullshit. Listen in weekly as they deflect their true feelings, try to act cooler than they really are and, most importantly, TRY TO GET RICH. Straight. Cash. Homie. The post Shinin’ w/ Sam & Dave Ep. 1: Get Rich! appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Shinin’ w/ Sam & Dave Ep. 1: Get Rich!

A lathe is a tool that rotates the workpiece about an axis of rotation to perform various operations such as cutting, sanding, knurling, drilling, deformation, facing, turning, with tools that are applied to the workpiece to create an object with symmetry about that axis. Lathes are used in woodturning, metalworking, metal spinning, thermal spraying, parts reclamation, and glass-working. Lathes can be used to shape pottery, the best-known design being the potter’s wheel. Most suitably equipped metalworking […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Losing Fingers To The Lathe appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Losing Fingers To The Lathe

When two Sexpot Comedy podcasts come together as one it can be a beautiful thing or just a whole bunch of fart jokes.  It’s up to you to decide on this one.  Sam Tallent’s Half Hour Prophecy and Joke and Destroy. The post SAM TALLENT’S HALF HOUR PROPHECY – JOKE AND DESTROY SWAPCAST appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

SAM TALLENT’S HALF HOUR PROPHECY – JOKE AND DESTROY SWAPCAST

Hiking is the preferred term, in Canada and the United States, for a long, vigorous walk, usually on trails (footpaths), in the countryside, while the word walking is used for shorter, particularly urban walks. On the other hand, in the United Kingdom, and the Republic of Ireland, the word “walking” is acceptable to describe all forms of walking, whether it is a walk in […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Hiking with Hiker appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Hiking with Hiker

A robot is a machine—especially one programmable by a computer— capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically. Robots can be guided by an external control device or the control may be embedded within. Robots may be constructed to take on human form but most robots are machines designed to perform a task with no regard to how […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Robot Speech appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Robot Speech

Halloween or Hallowe’en (a contraction of All Hallows’ Evening), also known as Allhalloween, All Hallows’ Eve, or All Saints’ Eve, is a celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows’ Day. It begins the three-day observance of Allhallowtide, the time in the liturgical year dedicated to remembering the dead, including saints (hallows), martyrs, and all the faithful departed. It is widely believed that many Halloween traditions originated from […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Divorcee Haloween appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Divorcee Haloween

  Duct tape, or duck tape, is cloth- or scrim-backed pressure-sensitive tape, often coated with polyethylene. There are a variety of constructions using different backings and adhesives. One variation is black gaffer tape, which is designed to be non-reflective and cleanly removed, unlike standard duct tape. Another variation is heat-resistant foil (not cloth) duct tape useful for sealing heating and cooling ducts, […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Don’t Give The Heckler Duct Tape appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Don’t Give The Heckler Duct Tape

Owls are birds from the order Strigiformes, which includes about 200 species of mostly solitary and nocturnal birds of prey typified by an upright stance, a large, broad head, binocular vision, binaural hearing, sharp talons, and feathers adapted for silent flight. Exceptions include the diurnal northern hawk-owl and the gregarious burrowing owl. Owls hunt mostly small mammals, insects, and other birds, although a few species specialize in hunting fish. They are found in all regions […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Owl Professor appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Owl Professor

The ferret (Mustela putorius furo) is the domesticated form of the European polecat, a mammal belonging to the same genus as the weasel, Mustela of the family Mustelidae. They typically have brown, black, white, or mixed fur. They have an average length of 51 cm (20 in) including a 13 cm (5.1 in) tail, weigh about 1.5–4 pounds (0.7–2 kg), and have a natural lifespan of 7 to 10 years. Ferrets are sexually dimorphic predators with males being […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Ferret Sweats appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Ferret Sweats

middle class–Velvet is a type of woven tufted fabric in which the cut threads are evenly distributed, with a short dense pile, giving it a distinctive soft feel. By extension, the word velvety means “smooth like velvet.” Velvet can be made from either synthetic or natural fibers. Velvet is woven on a special loom that weaves two thicknesses of the material at the same time. […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Velvet Mitten appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Velvet Mitten

A hot dog (also spelled hotdog), also known as a frankfurter (sometimes shortened to frank) or wiener, is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a partially sliced bun. Typical garnishes include mustard, ketchup, onions, mayonnaise, relish, coleslaw, cheese, chili, olives, and sauerkraut. Hot dog variants include the corn dog and pig in a blanket. The hot dog’s cultural traditions include the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest and the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. This type of sausage was culturally […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Hot Dog State appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Hot Dog State

Sombrero (Spanish for “hat”, means “shadower”) in English refers to a type of wide-brimmed hat from Mexico, used to shield from the sun. It usually has a high pointed crown, an extra-wide brim (broad enough to cast a shadow over the head, neck and shoulders of the wearer, and slightly upturned at the edge), and a chin […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Somber Sombrero appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Somber Sombrero

  Lund is a city in the province of Scania, southern Sweden. The town had 88,788 inhabitants in 2016, out of a municipal total of 119,054 in 2017. It is the seat of Lund Municipality, Skåne County. Lund is believed to have been founded around 990. If so, under Danish King Harald Bluetooth’s time, when Scania indeed was a natural part of Denmark. It soon became a […] The post Half Hour Prophecy: Lund Reigns appeared first on Sexpot Comedy.

Half Hour Prophecy: Lund Reigns

Sam Tallent is a comedian and writer from Denver, Colorado. He lives in Las Vegas, Nevada with his wife and dog. His interests include Southern Gothic fiction and the “death” of Elvis Presley. He enjoys slow simmered suppers and writing in the third person. Sam produces the Half Hour Prophecy Monday – Friday.

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