We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a hate symbol • Arnold totally brews his own IPAs • Rory ships Phoebe just living a happy and successful life away from all this nonsenseToday’s Episode Sponsor: The Bachelor King™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESHey Arnold! S4E15, “Veterans Day”Hey Arnold! S3E14, “Arnold’s Thanksgiving”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

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Hey Arnold! Part II - Bartletts Both Real and Fictional

Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • You just can’t find love at a cheese festival • A $500 keyboard makes Arnold into some kind of piano sex god • Pigeon Man predicted 2020 and fucked off to live in his birds-only clubhouseToday’s Episode Sponsor: The Forbidden Fruit Snack™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESHey Arnold! S2E4a, “Longest Monday”Hey Arnold! S1E7a, “Operation Ruthless”Hey Arnold! S1E15a, “Spelling Bee”Hey Arnold! S1E15b, “Pigeon Man”The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part I - Hey Andrew!

We’ve climbed to the tippy top of the mighty Doom Tree and sampled its rare fruits, just in time for our thrilling conclusion to Sailor Moon R. Is Moonlight Knight’s reveal ultimately disappointing? Yes!This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Our speedboat isn’t a money pit, MOM • Ann and Alan are bonded at the root • Move over, Jesus, it’s Poseidon’s time now • Ann completely ruins Alan’s hot cocoa cover story • Alan has a special room for his recreational space botanicals • It’s clearly weedToday’s Episode Sponsor: Truckstop Butterscotch™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon Episode 52, “Secret Garden”Sailor Moon Episode 53, “Treed”The Boys: “Spiro T.” Andrew (Eric Davison) (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part VI - Poseidon’s Big Book of Ocean Rules

We’re competing in a family-jug-band-centric reality competition with First-Chair Concert Jug Charlotte “4 Legs But The Legs Have Hands Not Feet“ Hollingsworth. While we’re there, let’s watch some Sailor Moon R about a nasty bee.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Amy can’t let Computer School get in the way of stardom • The talent is on full display • Darien ditches his college Hamlet cast to play make-pretend with his middle school friends • Charlotte reconciles with the mistake of “just being tall” • Again, there’s a naughty bee that won’t listenToday’s Episode Sponsor: Frankenstein, But He’s Hot™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon Episode 50, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall”Sailor Moon Episode 51, “Detention Doldrums”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (Oakland)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part V - The Bee That Won’t Listen (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

We’re joined on the first day of band class with fellow student Alison “Xbox Pasta Pass” Lührs for an expert’s opinion on Week IV of Sailor Moon R! Get ready for “squid costumes” and the Xxplosive rise of Andy’s beatbox career.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:First theme isn’t always best theme • Raye has a legion of fans ready to get stepped on • Concert naps are super normal • Sex flute riot • For some reason North America had trouble identifying a hot dogToday’s Episode Sponsor: Dr. Starwörs, MD™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon Episode 48, “Raye's Day in the Spotlight”Sailor Moon Episode 49, “Food Fetish”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part IV - Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Moon (w/Alison Lührs)

We were selected to be special guests at Minnesota’s premiere vaping convention, CloudCon 2020! Please enjoy keynote speaker, Amalia “Jazz Police“ Larson, as she joins our hazy recollection of 1985’s Jem at the request of our fabulous Patrons.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The clouds you make are the ones you take • Jem screlts a high A and Amalia is NOT havin it • You gotta watch out for floods and also canyon murder • Everyone, Look At My Starving Child Prop • Let’s learn about the backend for record salesToday’s Episode Sponsor: A Phantom of the Opera Alarm Clock from the 90s™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJem Season 1 Episode 9, “The World Hunger Shindig”Jem Season 2 Episode 4, “One Jem Too Many”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Patreon Poll Special - Jem (w/Amalia Larson)

Get your floaties and sail down Moon River because it's Week 3 of Sailor Moon R and we’re as full of joy as Dunsmore is...you know. Special guest Nathan “Autocorrects to Bathtub” Cox splashes out tub wisdom for his maiden voyage in the Mooniverse.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We’re Sorry About Dunsmore • Andy reveals his devastating Salsa Thrush • Rory is DEFINITELY in Anime Trouble this week • We’ve been denied the Piss Scene and we’re upset • Turns out you can just straight up put John Travolta in anime, they crunched the numbers and it worksToday’s Episode Sponsor: My Best Friend’s Banana™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon Episode 46, “Kindergarten Chaos”Sailor Moon Episode 47, “Much Ado About Babysitting”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part III - Not Your Ordinary Bubbles (w/Nathan Cox)

Look alive, campers, it’s time for our weekly Sailor Moon activities! Guest camp counselor Shane “The Andalite Chronicles” Smith is here to help us make good anime camp memories while our parents finally get a break from the noise.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Shane finally confesses his barbershop crimes • Melvin doesn’t need any more sack time thank you very much • DiC’s deep, deep milkshake continuity is inspiring • 90s television just tryna make sure kids are regular • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 20XX and countingToday’s Episode Sponsor: An Old Fire Hose™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon Episode 44, “VR Madness”Sailor Moon Episode 45, “Cherry Blossom Time”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part II - Cutie Prune Rod (w/Shane Smith)

Try how we might, we just couldn’t keep away. We’re back on that good Sailor Moon, sweet babies, so get ready for a six-week blowout featuring a killer lineup of guests and all the Melvin clip drops you can dream of.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The Brotherhood of the Rory grants incredible power • Alan and Ann are a special type of Space-French • Serena knows what she’s hunting for at the mall • Royalty-free country music really kills the sexy teen vibe • The Moonlight Knight is 100% tuxedo freeTHIS WEEK'S EPISODESSailor Moon Episode 41, “The Return of Sailor Moon”Sailor Moon Episode 42, “So You Want to Be in Pictures”Sailor Moon Episode 43, “A Knight to Remember”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part I - Fruit of the Doom

It turns out we have One More Thing! Jeff Kline, executive producer for Jackie Chan Adventures, calls the Tuesday Emergency Telephone Line to drop all the hottest gossip about the world’s most elusive punch doctor, Jackford Chan.The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Special Guest: Jeff KlineAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Interview - Jeff Kline, The Man Behind Jackie Chan Adventures

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alison “Miniature Donkey Talk“ Lührs helps us bid farewell to our highly successful Jackie Chan Adventures arc, but not before an exhaustive play-by-play on this weird man’s strategic pie consumption.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:This sale at Sur La Table is important to exactly two people • Evil Jackie Chan is a F-ing rockstar • Some contests are worth going elbow-deep for • Shendu makes the ‘Orbs 50 under 50 Ft. list • Don’t make me carry bazookas for no reason, Uncle • Conveniently leave all the talismans in Hong Kong so there’s still a show next seasonToday’s Episode Sponsor: Boyfriend Sauce™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 12, “The Tiger and the Pussycat”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 13, “Day of the Dragon”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part IV - Timothée Chalamet's Lasér Tiger (w/Alison Lührs)

The Jackie Chan Adventures train thunders down the track for our third episode, featuring the return of special guest Dominique “Gravel Candy“ Thomas with One More Thing to tell us about anime fighting.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:The XFL disappoints us again, even in death • Valmont continues the evil tradition of kick fighting • We finally fed Dom a good show and in return he might actually tell other people about our podcast • Leave it to the Bavarians to use a fireball talisman for making chocolate • Jade and Uncle do a tasteful hip-hop • Jackie Chan’s favorite color is white, which everybody knows isn’t even a colorToday’s Episode Sponsor: Jeephems Miktoans™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 9, “The Rock”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 11, “The Dog and Piggy Show”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part III - Big President Mountain (w/Dominique Thomas)

Jackie Chan superfan David “Swamp Cabbage” Lloyd joins us in the remote studio to help us hunt down Shendu’s spooky octagons. But first, can we make Ira Glass whole once more?This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:We piss off some conservative clowns (and no, NOT the ones in CONGRESS) • Little kids and ancient dragons agree, MelvinWorld is dope • Jackie’s developed the Curse of the Birbiglia • Never forget the many crimes of Turbo Troll • All Gnomecops Are Bastards • The Goons full blown get murderous this weekToday’s Episode Sponsor: Dangerous Cakes™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 6, “Project A, For Astral”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 8, “Tough Break”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part II - The Seven Shards of Ira Glass (w/David Lloyd)

After a deep slog through the trash swamp, it’s thrilling to reach dry land with Jackie Chan Adventures. We’re beginning a new arc that’s all Jackie, all the time, as he fights the mob with his dope fictional family.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:It’s party time in the Jersey garage • Jade’s precociousness is surprisingly palatable • No mobster wants to kill real, actual Jackie Chan • Chinese Medicine Soup? More like Chinese TALISMAN soup • We’re not big fans of all the statue-shaming about Shendu • You kiss your Wartortle with that mouth?Today’s Episode Sponsor: Revenge Chocolate™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESJackie Chan Adventures Episode 1, “The Dark Hand”Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 2, “The Power Within”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part I - Mr. Wartortle Goes to Washington

Our Patrons have once again taken the reins and steered our podcast horses back to Dungeons & Dragons, a TV show about a carnival ride about a game that, according to Pastor Steve, forged my unbreakable bond with Satan.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Rory’s highest concept yet might run us afoul of Drew Carey • The Adventures of Melba Toast Man • Eric is a Difficult Person • Bogbeast? Horny teen? There’s an ancient prophecy for that • The magic hat is even more precocious than the already chaotic-neutral Dungeon Master • Apparently there’s like tons of children born of Stargazer ilk, making prophecies everywhere just steamedToday’s Episode Sponsor: (Council of) Council of Dads (A Council of Dads Fancast)™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESDungeons & Dragons Episode 6, “Beauty and the Bogbeast”Dungeons & Dragons Episode 21, “Child of the Stargazer”The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

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