To own a boat is the sea-lover's dream. To release a boat into the wild is the boat's dream. It may hurt at first. It may feel like a rabbit kicked you in the face. But you need to let the boat be it's own... boat. Farewell Sharkproof! To infinity and beyond and also this meeting. TALKING POINTS: Rabbit Kicks Flea Circuses Mom's New Pager Million Dollar Purchase --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

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EP. 57 - If You Love Your Boats, Let 'Em Go

Holes. Man, where do I start? Good for Will? Check. Good for trapping rats? Yup. Good for exclaiming to police officers when you're about to enter their town and rob a bank? It'd be against the law to not do that. Shoot why holes seem to so incredible Shia Labeouf made a whole movie about them! TALKING POINTS: Shipt Exclamations No Mask, No Smiles Human Mouse Trap 100 Mile Garage Sale --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 56 - DIY Will's Holes

Grab your Bean Supreme and let us all collectively scream into our iPhones about how we desperately need a red ball or shower onions! The power is in your folks! Today's episode really teaches you how to take control of your life and also how to re-create a very nostalgic piece of a Nickelodeon obstacle course. TALKING POINTS: Benefits of Coffee Tricking the FBI into free stuff Cardboard Aggro Crag Tarot Card Breakup --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 55 - Alpha Wolf Pack Leader of Vitamin City

DISCLAIMER** Please never do eye exercises while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. People always talk about "don't drink and drive" and "don't text and drive". Not enough people mention how hard it is to drive when you're physically forcing exercise upon your eyes. Also, guys, lemme tell ya. You've never SEEN a meatloaf like the Beastloaf. The Grinch would look at his Roast Beast and think to himself "wow, I really pulled the short straw here, huh?" TALKING POINTS: Beastloaf Eye Exercises Matching Butt Tattoos Forcing Bread Growth --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 54 - God-Like Beastloaf

Have you ever been magnetically pulled into a building at great speeds because you forgot you built it out of complete metal years ago? Ever thought about putting hot pockets ON a bigger pizza? You're so in the right place. TALKING POINTS: Walking Up Walls Practice Holding Babies My Bad Stalker New Pizza Topping --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 53 - Steel-Shoed Shoes

Guys. I promise we'll eventually learn to turn the audio in our headphones down to get rid of that sweet juicy echo. But, until then, try to guess some laws that really shouldn't exist. Except for one, in the title, that kind of exists everywhere and really isn't creative at all. I mean AT ALL. Come on, Utah. TALKING POINTS: Awful Laws #1 Carving an A in the moon Do's and Don'ts of starting a podcast Heavens to Etsy Sleeping Sitting Upright Cheap proposal suggestions --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 52 - The Episode Where We Cause a Catastophe in Utah

Will is in North Carolina this week, so here’s a compilation of legal advice style questions we’ve had over previous episodes! In case it’s not clear, it’s definitely not real legal advice so please don’t walk through airports naked or think you can get away with murder. Both are very bad. Please don’t do either of them. Just listen and laugh. TALKING POINTS: Trespassed from Jail (EP. 3) Wedding Jailers (EP. 5) Driver’s Test w/ XBOX Controller (EP. 5) No Clothes, No Problem (EP. 23) Free Complimentary Murder (EP. 11) Arrested for Being a Bad Actor (EP. 10) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 51 - Bacon Bits: Legal Advice Compilation #1

Join us anybody and everybody in celebrating the two year anniversary of Save Your Bacon this New Year's Eve with some goofy awards, some genuine love, and some final questions to wrap up the year! TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog The SYB Award Show What To Do With All of Your Saved Bacon Could You Hate Someone Who Adores You? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 50 - 1st Ever SYB Award Show

Did... Did Will just let Zane tell that dirty dishes question? All, sad news folks. I don't think a Glitzy Bear is a real thing. But, hey, prove me wrong. Hey, can I eat this fire stopping foam? TALKING POINTS: Sun Sized Human Keep Hair or Go Bald Is Fire Extinguisher Foam Edible Can Bears Overdose on Cocaine --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 49 - Glizzness School of Cocaine Bears

MERRY CHRIS MASSEY TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS (yes, it's true, a joke we made before MBMBaM)! It's a holiday time which means it's a holiday episode full of questions, stories, and shoutouts! TALKING POINTS: Chris Massey Time Ned Nog Mistlefeet Real-Life Mario Storytime Simulator --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 48 - Mistlefeet

Guys this one is weird. Will is a narcissist, Zane still believes in Santa, and Moose does NOT belong in house. That's it. That's the whole episode. No middle stuff, no nothin'. Enjoy a very different spice thrown in at the end of the year before the Christmas episode. Also, thank you again Devon Werkheiser for the beautiful advice. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 47 - The Moose Boose

Welp. Devon Werkheiser (Ned Bigby) gives such good advice that the podcast is over. That's how it works, right? Also, like for real, what is oatmeal? And why TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog #1 What Is Oatmeal Pipe Cleaners Deluxe Edition Heavens to Etsy #3 Sleeping on your arms My Animatronic Snowman Nightlight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 46 - Ned Bigby Breaks the Podcast

The ultimate heist to build a snowman out of fake snow has been put into motion. After all, all of the real snow now only falls one day of the year. Welp, off to get my underwear washed again. Yes, chef! TALKING POINTS: Jingle Bell Rock The Big Annual Snowfall The Grand Snoozooka Heist My Only Clean Pair of Underwear Forced to Donate to Charity Heavens to Etsy #2 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 45 - Snoozooka

Tis’ official the season where Chris Massey gets even Chris Massiver! Merry cherries all you tubulor catz! It’s time to grow some beans, make your loaves of milk, and spend eternity talking to your cat. TALKING POINTS: Domesticasted Leprechauns Loaf of Milk Heavens to Etsy #1 Eternal Cat Elevator Jumprope --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 44 - Heavens to Etsy

Oh, who am I? I'm just your average Joe who popped a high-quality circuit board into the oven and now I run the most successful cake shop on the east coast. It's that easy! However, if you bite into one of my cakes and start to sweat from the chili sauce, that's NOT ILLEGAL. That was my food. You didn't have to eat it. That's on you. TALKING POINTS: Zane on Rizzle Upgraded Cake Baking Booby Trapping Food Simulation Storytime --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

EP. 43 - Level 5 Cake Bakery

A comedic advice podcast where Will Palumbo and Zane Shaw truly think they're helping out someone besides themselves. Every Monday, we take on the best and the dumbest questions/scenarios the world has to offer. We even have these paper master's degrees in therapy taped loosely to our walls so you can tell we're both professional and self-sufficient!

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