10 SCHITTY questions about significant others, offering blowjobs for SCHITTY voicemails, shoving your SCHIT where you SCHIT, reach out and SCHIT on someone, SCHITTY Cox in a box, a quarter of schlongs are pretty SCHITTY… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT.

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Episode 40: Jesus Penis

Doing it without ending up diapers, every top can be a bottom, shoving a peen in the Fallopian tube, free two-day tumor delivery, me Grindr you long time, getting pissed at a bag of dicks… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/39-notes

Episode 39: Baby Got Butt

Sexual fluids don’t make friends, turning printers on with poop, glitter-bombing your peen, magnum-sizing your Christmas tree, forcing Trump to pull out prematurely, getting off on voluminous lexicons… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/38-notes

Episode 38: Poopapocalypse

Hookers go bobbing for blowjobs, Gibbsy gets a better half, the post office says go fork yourself, three and a quarter inches looks long in your mouth, SCHITty listeners leave even SCHITtier voicemails… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/37-notes

Episode 37: What A SCHLong Time

This is SCHIT … Not a Real Episode Recorded Thursday October 22nd, 2015. If you’re a subscriber and you’re hearing this, sorry, but SCHIT’s not back quite yet. We’re just making sure that you’re going to get the latest episodes when we are. So stay tuned, new REAL episodes of SCHIT are on their way […]

Not A Real Episode

Extreme cheapskates have extreme skidmarks, getting eaten out at a buffet, exfoliating your penis from the inside, coitusing like rabbis, sixth graders get the Axe at school, cutting off your penis to spite your balls… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/31-notes

Episode 31: Penis Eels

Episode 26: S.C.H.I.T.

Nothing tops Tyrannosaurus sex, hate speech keeps you white and tight, no one got molestered at day camp, faking it in front of your mom, who’s hung like a Hamm?, oral arguments from anal people… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/25-notes

Episode 25: Coochie Cookies

Would you like a McCondom with that?, lasers make everything better, dolphins blow out of more than just their holes, Google is hiding the handjobs, stolen penises are on the rise, conservatives in the boardroom get crazy in the bedroom… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/24-notes

Episode 24: So Many Penis Stories

Too hip for the Starbucks special sauce, Taylor Swift is allegedly a bearded whore, once you go black banana…, SimCity fails to simulate or stimulate, hand-cranking your rocks off, red is the new white… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/23-notes

Episode 23: Big, Black Bananas

SimCity is all kinds of SCHITTY, cooking with naked vegans leaves you limp, brown chicken meets brown cow at The Vatican, the metric system causes shrinkage, biblically-inspired bowel movements, guns don’t kill people, Florida does… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/22-notes

Episode 22: SimSCHITTY

Donut-punching beaver burglar squirrel muffins, Beliebing in Bieber ball-clipping, selling SCHIT with shirtlessness, all we needed was one more Kevin, mouthfuls of Missed Connections, that hooker’s pimp stole my money! … all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/21-notes

Episode 21: We’re Legitimately Legal

Getting gayer than Gangnam Style, Sweden is burning up their trash supply, flaming homos love flame-broiled McDonalds, beating your boyfriend over Alanis Morissette, Chubby Checker doesn’t like checking chubbies, we suck at oral sex tests… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/20-notes

Episode 20: Chasing Chubby Checkers

5 year-olds give mouth to not mouth, the Pope is too old to keep it up, probing the purpose of homosexuals, Spiderman gets punchy in Times Square, Colorado says gays can almost get married, the best part of waking up is Folgers in Uranus… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will […]

Episode 19: The Rumors of Our Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Seattle Police won’t prosecute Mary Jane, selling creamy goodness on eBay, pitching tents for a big Black Friday, spending Thanksgiving with a creeper turkey, states petition the White House to plant gardens, Mr. Wiener is a self-hating San Franciscan… all this and more, on this week’s episode of SCHIT. Show notes will be available at http://schit.tv/16-notes

Episode 16: Honey, I Microwaved The Audience!

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