In this episode, Schwim wonders why the Catholic church doesn't issue Bishops a lifetime supply of condoms and lube, who you can trust, if it's not your government, making money one lemonade stand stickup at a time and how angry you have to be to fly a plane into your house. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Schwim's Superific Soundobject of Silliness and Simplemindedness

Episode 8 - We can end the planet in holocaust, in a holocaust...

In this week's episode, Schwim asks himself(in a whisper) what in the hell is ASMR, ponders how long nipples can get and is looking forward to making his millions by smelling his armpits while chewing on gummi-vitamins. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Episode 7 - ASMR is known in the state of California to cause cancer

In this episode, Schwim let's you know things can always be worse unless you're in California, where it is always worse and discusses the merits of squatting in your parents' home. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Schwim's Podcast Episode 6 - Beating the cancerous horse to death

This week, we discuss why you might want to stop sharing your spit, why you shouldn't swim near the edge of the earth, how Trump is using your money the same way you would if you had any(on prostitutes) and how you can deescalate a situation by flinging your poo. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Schwim's Podcast Episode 5

This week, the listeners in my head and I wonder at the Facebook senate inquiry, invite MIchael, from Dell support, to have lunch with us, wonder why the NSA can't do some good with their citizen surveillance and explore the world of DNS queries. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Schwim's Podcast Episode 4

This week, we discuss how right I was about Facebook, Trump and NK's inability to not be batshit crazy, how you should never anger a woman(especially your mom) and GENIUS WATER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Episode 3

This week, Schwim spreads disinformation on why Facebook settings don't matter, what type of person you are if you like bumper stickers and how to block ads across all your devices on the cheap. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Schwim's Podcast Episode 2

Tomorrow, the world! You're in on the ground floor of something great! I'm just kidding. This is going to be an awkwardfest and a very embarrassing part of my life when it flashes before my eyes right before I get run down by that bus. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

Today, a mediocre podcast...

Have an hour in which your ears need something akin to white noise but with less meaning and purpose? This podcast is for you! Schwim will amaze you with his general ignorance on a global scale and if we're lucky, he'll make some unintended funny noises. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/schwim/support

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