Join Joe and Laura as they delve in to this festive cracker. if you like a great script and even better kills then this festive horror movie is for you. Additionally, this weeks podcast features everything from why movies don't get general release (looking at you Blood Feast remake), rubbish Christmas presents from your loved ones and Laura podcasting with an anus in her face, yes you read that correctly. 

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Secret Santa (2018)

Join Joe and Laura as we discuss this 80s mixed bag. We run through its really rather intriguing plot through to the 'Chandler Bing' impersonator stealing the show. If that doesn't wet your whistle then stay for when Joe spits in Laura's face and just who the hell is Matthew.

Curtains (1983)

Join Joe and Laura as they go deep, real deep into a woman with 7 clitoris's and a man with a rebellious 36" penis in...….Bad Biology. If you love POV shots from inside a vagina and from the penis then this movie podcast is for you. If it isn't then how about hearing our cats decide its time for them to have their annual play on the scratching post while we record or just stay a while to hear about what's been getting on our nerves recently.  Either way we have you covered. 

Scream LJ: Bad Biology

I know what you are thinking, your thinking we got the years wrong, well guess what, you are wrong. That's right some bright spark decided to remake 2002's Cabin Fever for no reason we can think of. You don't need to watch it, just listen to this episode to see what has changed, what has stayed the same, and why Read Receipts on emails should be banned. All this and more on the latest Scream LJ podcast.

Scream LJ: Cabin Fever (2016)

Join Joe and Laura as we discuss Leprechaun 3, all things Warwick Davis, random spam emails and growing too old to be Punk Mutant. Leprechaun also gives us what  might be some of the greatest ten minutes of film in horror movie history and is a great blend of awesome kills and comedy gold. Join us as we discuss this and more only on Scream LJ Podcast.

Scream LJ: Leprechaun 3

Join Joe and Laura as they delve into all things Doom Asylum, this movie has the lot, great kills, great teens and maybe, just maybe a bit of T&A. If that's not your thing then sit back and relax as Laura chats about what happens in the UK when there is even the slightest bit of sunshine and Joe rants and raves about artistic endeavour in tv and how much he would charge to appear nude.

Scream LJ: Doom Asylum

Join Laura and Joe as they are sent to detention to watch this terrible horror movie that cant even be bothered to film kills scenes. If you were hoping for Breakfast Club Horror then you will be as disappointed as Joe is looking at his old face on a train. 

Scream LJ: Deadly Detention

Join us for one of the weirdest movies we have watched in a while. If you love giant man guts, tales of hard to remove skirting board and those really annoying 'quotes' people post on Instagram then you are in luck my friend. Still not good enough for you? How about Giant Pigs who are gods of shit??? oh yes its a weird podcast alright.  

Scream LJ: Attack of the Adult Babies

In this episode we delve deep, real deep in to all things Scream sequel, 90's in vogue actors and when was Nicole Kidman at the height of her beauty, hint it was in The Others. If it sounds like things getting to hot in this episode don't worry, they are then cooled down with down and dirty talk on all things smelly locker rooms can give you and we question skin tags and when is it ok to perform home surgery on them. 

Scream LJ: Scream 2

Join Laura and Joe as they discuss a very awful/interesting movie. Donny is your average Mummy's boy who works at the local garbage disposal plant until his mind breaks and he decides to go on a killing spree with a flamethrower. Sounds like it should be amazing...well it isnt. join us as we discuss a movie that cant decide on what it wants to be, and when it does, it chooses the wrong option.  And if you think Donny's house sounds bad, just listen as Laura explains just how terrible our own home is and why Joe is more interested in watching Ancient Aliens than do something about it. 

Scream LJ: Dont Go In The House

Come and take a load off and listen to a movie review about demons trying to get off as we visit this 2017 classic. The Black Room has it all and any fan who loves b-movie horrors will not go away disappointed.This episode we cover everything from Freakshakes to the Haunting on Hill House finale and issues as pressing as 'what the hell actually happened in 2017'? 

ScreamLJ: The Black Room

In this episode we dive in to a modern, well modern to us tale of a bunch of teens who don't appreciate being saved after the plane they were meant to get on explodes so death comes to hunt them down. We learn about Joe's fascination with Blippi and Laura tells a tale so dark you better have a stiff drink in your hand, yes she talks of old love letters.

Scream LJ: Final Destination

Enjoy all the nineties has to offer from the re-invention of the slasher to massive tv's and dark brown lipstick. Discover Laura's love for Matthew Lillard and my obsession with the casts age. You can bask in the glory of Laura being hungover or perhaps breathing in someone else's smelly cheese and onion breath is more your type of thing. Yes this podcast has it all. Enjoy!

Scream LJ: Scream

In this episode we dive into Chopping Mall and all things Barbara Crampton, cat poo and spray mint breath fresheners. Oh and some awesome 80's robots. We cover all the kills and T&A this movie has to offer as well as learning of Laura's obsession with Russel Todd.

Scream LJ: Chopping Mall

In this episode we review Sam Raimi's 1981 classic Evil Dead. We chat about the special effects, the notorious 'Tree Scene' and the best scenes in the movie.

Scream LJ: Evil Dead (1981)

Horror movie reviews and explicit adult conversation by a married couple tired of life but love all things horror.

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