On this episode I talk about the Army ruining camping for me, what it's like being stuck in the woods with your ex for a month, the new definition of a friend, women needing to earn men's attention just as much as men need to earn their attention, fake lesbians, chandelier titty tattoos, and breaking down what nipple piercings actually are

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Episode 84

On this episode I talk about a flooded parking lot, my food poisoning, Cinco de Mayo being St. Patrick's Day for hispanics, Eli Manning's friend hating my Patriots hoodie, why aren't Mexican's in the Tour de France, and my brother joins me to discuss spending money, accidental pooping, farting during an orgasm, Bengay on balls, and falling in love with the wrong person while in a relationship

Episode 83

On this episode I talk about growing hair, flying United Airlines, wardrobe changes for spring, managing anger, how to plant a bomb in my head, women being the ultimate game masters, Aaron Rodgers dumping Olivia Munn, women who are controlling, and including your significant other in your life more to keep the peace

Episode 82

On this episode I talk about dating a married woman, why you shouldn't give crazy women orgasms, taking responsibility for your actions, women who love fighting, selfishness being a respectable quality for some reason, the world's worst delivery driver, my solution to snow in parking spots, and my brother learning how to change a tire from a homeless man

Episode 81

On this episode I talk about how much it sucks knowing you're getting sick, people who brake too much, my new neighbors, a sketchy bowling alley, movie studios being out of touch, women being dumbfounded when they get dumped, why I never went down on a girl for 2 years, and why the term "free spirit" should stop being used

Episode 80

On this episode I talk about my friend wanting me to get into the porn industry, treating myself for once, why March is useless, seeing a WWE wrestler in a bar, my nightclub experience, greeting women with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, realizing not all women are angels, NASA discovering new planets, and my neighbors' revenge tactics on the landlord

Episode 79

On this episode I talk about Super Bowl 51, the Patriots parade, my trip to Boston, Valentine's Day, why I never let girls win in a friendly competition, Caitlyn Jenner's upcoming nude photo shoot, how you can tell someone's maturity level by how they get dressed, and why guys get bored with their special lady

Episode 78

On this episode I talk about my hiatus away from the podcast, everyone's New Year's resolutions falling apart, how nervous I am for the Super Bowl, my strategy for waiting on food, Instagram models, my dissection of self entitlement, Meryl Streep not making the softball team, and why Vin Diesel should stop making movies for a while

Episode 77

Try to breathe slowly and relax as I take you on a spirit walk of hilarity.

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