Our 1st live show in a very long time so BOOYA!! To commemorate we talk about the same ole things but with added flair..we delve into how STILL no one wants to work, Mark Eaton, old people jokes and what or what should not be considered a side in a meal..it's good stuff!!

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#36 : A Duck Walks Into A Bar

In possibly our most service industry centric episode(we know..weird for a podcast about the service industry) we discuss the worker shortage, the new maskless frontier, Bill Gates, lizard fucks, lots and lots of batshit customers, Hennessy margaritas, and doppelgängers. Trust us this is a good one!!

#35 : The One With Bill Gates

Sorry for the delay but we're back!!! Because it's been a while we have a lot of ground to cover such as our return to normalcy, stupid "fancy" drinks, the evolution of hard seltzers, Tupac, DMX and MUCH MORE!!! So grab an ice cold White Claw Surge and give us a listen!!

#34 : Don't Trust A Guy In A Turtleneck

In this birthday filled episode we discuss the increased capacity at bars/restaurants as we slowly return to normal at literally the year long mark since the pandemic shut the world down, as well as a new worst customer of the week segment that includes boobs and raviolis and obviously oh so much more..c'mon you know it's gonna be good!!

#33 : Dastardly Dralex & Doreen's Divinations

Spoiler alert: we got covid. So we talk about life from quarantine. Some of our deep thoughts include the merits of tipping, prosthetic limbs and Tom Brady's love of open mouth kissing with family members and sooo much more!! Enjoy our quarantine episode!!!

#32 : Tom Brady Kisses His Dad On The Mouth

In this super duper extra special episode we interview TikTok superstar @Benjispears about his meteoric rise, the cult of Applebees, creepy Karens and what you can get for $4 at a bar, all while becoming best friends!! We also delve into the slow reopening of bars/restaurants, the pardon of Joe Exotic and the perks of living at the airport. Stop lollygagging and start listening!!!

#31 : We're The Three Best Friends(That Anyone Could Have)

I think we can all agree 2020 can suck a dick. A Big Fatty Dick. As such, in our final episode of the year, we go over the things best left behind, as well as entitlement, drinking in the cold, Linkin Park guy, Twisted Tea guy, more entitlement and so much more!! Oh ya and also Jess plays an impressive disappearing act throughout the episode that must be heard to believe. Enjoy y'all and happy new year!!

#30 : It All Started With A Chicken Sandwich

In honor of Jae's bday we talk all fun things lockdown 2.0 and the colorful characters and regulations it's brought with it. We discuss all the people coming out that should never leave their homes ever, new work attire, outdoor dining, Halloween parties, sporting shenanigans and the overall inconvenience of some compared to the livelihood of others. ENJOY!!

#29 : The Worst Dr. Seuss Book Ever

In our first in-person recording in months we talk about Jess's California adventures, new corona restrictions on restaurants, outdoor dining, creepy dudes being creepy, talking to hot dogs and more Seth Rogen bashing. Check us out!!

#28 : When Does Corona Come Out At Night?

Jess & Danny discuss wholesome family issues like bathroom orgies, beer, voodoo Snookie teachers, drunk influencers, beer, auto grat, the worst restaurant in Chicago, the lengths some people will go for free drinks and the immortal Rob Zombie. Oh ya..and beer.

#27 : Don't Ask For Shit For Free

We had a little catching up to do so we go over a little bit of this and a little bit of that..new indoor rules for bars & restaurants, the return of football, human slugs, ketchup tips, hoarding heaters, buffalo wing crime scenes, Twilight Zone and, of course, defecation in nature!!!

#26 : If Every Industry Was Like A Bar

It's a Labor Day Special so no white pants, no masks, no boneless chicken wings, extra jukebox trolling, no Alex, more Derek, no hazmat porn and DEFINITELY no bubble strippers..so if that doesn't sound good then you're in luck because this is all porn centric..with a taste of the tamale guy..it's our funniest random episode yet so why not?!!!

#25 : Porn Well Confessions

In our Kobe episode we discuss another round of downtown lootings, Scientology, grumpy old men, bizarre dates, Chicago tornadoes, Sturgis, blowjobs, playoffs (obvi), theaters reopening, Jeepers Creepers & so much more of the good stuff!!!

#24 : Is It Tenet Or Tenant?

In our Michael Jordan episode we discuss people that just can't figure out how to act in a bar/restaurant, the slow death of the Loop, demon sperm, dram shop laws, strip club chicken wings and, unfortunately, Jess's poor nail. Give us a listen you won't be disappointed!!!!

#23 : Jess Breaks A Nail She Just Spent $50 On

At the 4 month mark of the pandemic we discuss important issues like bar rollbacks & the general uncertainty of the industry, Star Wars movie theaters, Tik Tok puppies, the possible future of tipping, otter pops, the return of baseball & of course JR Smith, Siesta Key & oh so much more. It's an action packed, fun filled episode with your favorite cohosts Jess & Danny!!!

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