Sex, Drugs, and Muscle

Sex, Drugs, and Muscle

Morgan Burch Productions

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I didn’t want to be a drug dealer. I wanted to be a stock broker. Hell, I was a stock broker for a while, but when I turned 21, my record became public and they took my license away. Apparently, you can’t be a stock broker if you’re also a murderer. “I was a murderer yesterday too, mother******,” I said. Apparently the SEC would have gotten rid of me yesterday had they known. Of course, there was also the issue of the spark plug, but they didn’t ...Read More
I didn’t want to be a drug dealer. I wanted to be a stock broker. Hell, I was a stock brok...Read More